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Two mighty wizards gleefully throwing magic missiles at each other, deflecting them with magic shields, giggling, and shouting "Stoooop! ^_^" and "No you stoop! ^_^"
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A hairstyle tutorial
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calling a work of fiction "saccharine and masturbatory" to indicate that it is awesome. just like sugar and cranking off
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Which dungeon meshi dish do you wanna try irl the most and why
marcille's carefully groomed but unwashed cunt
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who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week
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just cause the wrapper is wrinkled doesnt mean the candy aint sweet 😉
this sounds like something that one really horny golden girl would say
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I've noticed that some people making car content on the internet have stopped saying "tranny" as short for transmission, and using "trans" instead. Not sure if that's because of self-censorship to avoid demonetization on youtube, or if its because they actually don't want to say a slur anymore, but all I do know is it can end with some pretty funny results:
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Muslims misreading the Barbie posters might be the funniest thing I’ve seen today
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the hoes are more than a little alarmed by my new and innovative blowjob technique the "death roll"
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