i am all of me
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who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david
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Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.
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SEXUALLY AGGRESSIVE BRIDGE TROLL: you must solve my riddles three or you will suck my gnarled wee
SUSPICIOUS MERCHANT: my wares cost no coin, but remember: everything has a price...
ORC WITH A URINARY TRACT INFECTION: [pissing in a bush] AAAAAOOOOOOOUUUHHHHHHH
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The Psychedelic Sounds of the 13th Floor Elevators (International Artists, 1966). Cover design by John Cleveland.
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Time traveller: *moves a chair*
Timeline:
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I'm featured on Gorgeous Life VOL. 2! click above to read my new comic a month early.
Infact, give the whole zine a chance, it's an eclectic collection of poetry, photography, comics, collage, hugs and kisses.
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The Super Mario Bros. Super Show: “The Bird! The Bird!”
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REMEMEBER IF HARD WATER IS CAUSING CALCIUM BUILDUP IN YOUR BONG, JUST LET SOME WHITE VINEGAR SIT IN THAT THING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE LOOKIN BRAND NEW. JUST DONT SMOKE WEED WOTH THE VINEGAR INSIDE PLEASE
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post nut clarity does not properly convey the gravity of the pre nut insanity. like truly.
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mta nyc bus
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