Will: Sutcliff, I need you to turn in your chainsaw.
Grell: *dramatically stands up revealing a super poofy Victorian dress* Well, come and get it!
Will: Seriously? The chainsaw’s under your skirt?
Grell: Maybe. You can’t prove that.
Will: Yes, I can. There’s a cord running under it and I think you may be on fire.
Grell: *with smoke starting to come from the dress* So?
Will: What do you mean “so”?
Grell: *whispering* I’m not giving up Jacinta.
Will: You are on fire, Grell. You do not have the upper hand in this situation.
Grell: I always have the upper hand!
Will: Not when there’s flames shooting out of your butt!
Grell: ESPECIALLY WHEN THERES FLAMES SHOOTING OUT OF MY BUTT!
Ronald: hey senior! you look a little down, is everything okay?
Will: nothing’s… okay.
Will: Michaelis, circling me like a shark frenzied by chum. The dispatch society, turning into a career-threatening quagmire. An internal affairs investigation casting doubt upon my integrity. And you ask, “is everything okay?”
Will: I am buffeted by the winds of my foes’ enmity, and cast about by the towering waves of cruel fate. Yet I, an administrator, am no longer able to command my vessel, my collections department, from my customary helm, my office. And you ask, “is everything okay?”
Will: I’ve worked the better part of my years in death overcoming every prejudice and fighting for the position I hold. And now I feel it being ripped from my grasp. And with it… the very essence of what defines me as a man.
Will: and you ask, “is everything okay?”
Ronald: yeah, I hear you. My dog has taken over my favorite chair.
Ronald: its like, how did it all slip away?
is this too far
Sebastian: Ciel made me call people and tell them he was dead to see how they’d react.
Ciel: is she crying? Is she crying?
Sebastian: a little
Ciel: *grabs phone* you should be WAILING, you stone cold BITCH *slams phone down*
Ciel: now call my other grandma
me: *takes a deep breath*
me: i lo-
anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love Grell Sutcliff, we know, you love Grell Sutcliff so much, they’re the light of your life, you love them so much, you just love Grell Sutcliff, we KNOW , you love Grell Sutcliff you fucking love Grell Sutcliff ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE GRELL SUTCLIFF. WE GET IT.
your daily reminder that Grell wants you all to use she/her pronouns for her
and I will not hear otherwise
Basically every letter the queen sends to Ciel:
My dear boy🥺 how are you✨♥️ what are you doing you adorable bumpkin boo🥰 you are the sweetest boy in all of England 💖 anyways there’s a murderous cult in Sussex and they’re very dangerous even the military cannot enter their area so make sure to find out all about their victims and make sure that no one figures out its you also i won’t provide with all the information about this case because privacy so yeah do the job or else i will pose a threat to your job and life.
Okay uwu bye :)
black butler fans really are feral
I don’t know how many of you watched the 3 hours long bootleg version of the most beautiful death in the world musical on youtube without any English subtitles but the power in that
you scare me, and I kinda dig that
Grelle: so remember when you told me not to burn down reaper headquarters?
Will: you burned down reaper headquarters.
Grelle: no! I had the fire put out almost immediately!
Grelle: this is a success story!