"I can never get it tasting like my mom used to make" yeah, because your mom had a giant Costco-size bottle of a specific pre-mixed spice blend that was discontinued by its manufacturer in 1998 and spent your entire childhood putting it in every meal to use the stupid thing up faster – she doesn't know how to replicate it any more than you do.
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bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)
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hey guys i-
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(person who doesn't give money to homeless people because they might spend it on drugs voice) That feeling when you need a little treat to get through another day of adulting
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Free my woman she did all of it but I don’t care
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call me a cd player the way im sitting in the sun and eating oranges
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“I want to fuck him” “I want to be him” well I want to put him in this
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me once i finish watching a new movie or tv show:
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i fucking hate everything.
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when someone asks my political views
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CGI animators should unionize next. normally, their jobs would be too precarious to strike, since studios would replace them without a second thought, but if it's part of this larger general film strike, they might finally have meaningful power to better their working conditions
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i made these forever ago but never posted them on here so,,, stobin both having adhd & autism but on different sides of the spectrum
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