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Spirit Animal is racist.

Patronus was invented by a transphobe.

I think it’s time we all suck it up and say what we mean: fursona.

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#no likey :(

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sometimes i forget wizardposting isn’t a regular occurrence on any other website. what do you mean your posts don’t randomly get taken over my evil wizards casting spells on your peunis

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I just think it would be funny to switch things up and lead with "popular far-right online blogger, Joan Rowling" once in awhile.

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I think of this twitter interaction at least 6 times a day. do you remember how we used to run?

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HI WHO WOULD LIKE TO SEE A BABY GOOSE

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Hello my fellow dykes, we have officially become visible ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

All sillies aside, please consider donating to Emily Gwen or sharing this if you can! Link

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Happy lesbian visibility week/day to every lesbian around the world! I hope you're going to have a wonderful week, wherever you are. Your lesbianism is perfect and needed in the world. In this household, we love and appreciate the diversity of the lesbian experience <3

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Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

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Just curious how common this experience is. It's probably the most damaging thing my parents passed down to me but they're Boomers and I'm not sure if it's a generational thing that's gotten better (since most tumblr users have gen x or millennial parents). Anyway, if you internalized this as a kid I hope you find love and healing like I did. Your needs matter 💕

#god i feel bad for the majority of tumblr users :(

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#the most evil thing my cats have done is like #one of them literally made a hole in the mesh in the window in our spare bedroom #just so she could go outside #also one time she literally squeezed through my blinds while they were closed so she could fit on the window #idk if either of those count as evil #she definitely knew she did something wrong the first time though #like when she came back inside she was acting all cutesy and stuff-

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Kids these days don't know what the fuck a liminal space is anymore but they use it to describe fucking EVERYTHING.

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pokemon single moms will raise their child in a quaint neighborhood of three houses and one of the nations leading laboratories

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I have unwittingly witnessed a new level of the absurd. Behold, the AI-generated equine anatomy models.

Ah yes, my favourite parts of the equine body. Paster and... *looks at the smudged writing on hand* boob. At least this one looks purely decorative and the being actually looks like a horse. But don't worry, it gets worse.

If we completely ignore the hipopotamus musculature of this one, there's still a lot of things that don't make sense in this one, like a tail that ends in a series of bone spikes and a complete lack of molars. You could make a cool pokemon on the basis of this, but it's not even in the realm of being an actual anatomy help.

I'm firmly convinced this is not a horse, this is something that really, really wants you to think it is a horse. The more you look, the more things look... wrong. The more details turn out to be shifted, bones crammed in to fill in the familiar form, its shape merely implied so that the human mind fills the gap. Of course the text seems like gibberish, because its anatomy is incomprehensible. it's either a parasite or a monster and in each case, it's an eldtrich body horror. I'm kind of angry at how well this joke writes itself.

#can you believe there's people who actually wanna use ai for serious shit when it creates this kind of crap-