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wow, tumblr actually works for me now

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im fucking CRYING HELP. THIS IS TOO FUNNY

POV: John Doe lovers

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SO SORRY FOR BEING LATE!! AND AWESOME. THAT HONEYCAKE LOOKS SO GOOD??? Might have to try it. omg.

I hope you're doing well!!! :)

Right now I’m okay! It’s a nice day here, chilly but sunny. Today is my last lab! My final is on Thursday so,,,, but j mean I’m okay right now. At my internship, I was grading papers, and found this really cool recipe in the reading book. How abt you???

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LEIA'S A HOE!!! (But i love her <3 you made her so beautifully)

Agh yeah, I understand. Alt endings just got me fucked up </3 either that or I'll do sum mildly inspired by it. I wanted to work on a Masky x Reader regardless so the ideas are lingering. LOL

Don't mind me, just casually binging all of your CRP and MH fics <3

!! Hope you’re enjoying them!! Have you seen the book version I’m writing of my quiz?? That’s where all my brain cells are going rn lol

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Bruhhh......basically I went on about how I'm working on revamping the spinoff of your fic I did in '21 and how I'm out here wondering if I could do a possible final version of your hanahaki disease fic where Y/N either fights the disease and sends Leia back to hell, or she, over time, falls for Masky and realizes her pain is beginning to subside. Like the disease is healing. That'd be a cool Masky x Reader TBH.

Tumblr being wack.

Don't mind me, just casually binging all of your CRP and MH fics <3

!! Hope you’re enjoying them!! Have you seen the book version I’m writing of my quiz?? That’s where all my brain cells are going rn lol

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yea!!! I have! gonna read it soon. also hope you got the other things I sent...tumblrs been acting wonky

Don't mind me, just casually binging all of your CRP and MH fics <3

!! Hope you’re enjoying them!! Have you seen the book version I’m writing of my quiz?? That’s where all my brain cells are going rn lol

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The Returner

Ahaha....heyyyyyyyy. I know it's been forever and some of you may not even remember me but I'm back. Hopefully. This account makes me cringe a bit, but god, the pasta fandom has me in its clutch again. Life has been fucking me over and I finally got it (mostly) settled. I hope to start writing again!! I missed you guys.

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I can't believe this...it's been so long. Glad y'all still love this! It's basically all I get for a notif at this point LOL.

WHEN YOU COOK BREAKFAST FOR THE CREEPYPASTAS

SLENDERMAN:

Not surprised, but kind of confused?

He doesn't eat. He can't eat, anyway.

He's extremely grateful, though.

Admires your skill.

Thanks you anyway

OFFENDERMAN:

Unlike slendaddy, he can eat.

Sharp ass teeth mf.

Thanks you in a purr.

Happily eats.

He LOVES it.

He offers you a favorite colored rose as another thank you.

Luckily no strings attached, just a rose as a gift.

You let him give you one hug as long as he keeps his hands and tendrils to your abdomen.

He looks forward to you cooking for him in the future, if you're up for it.

JEFF:

He's a bit startled, but thankful.

"Thanks, doll."

He takes a slow first bite as you watch closely.

He sits there in silence for a moment before taking another bite.

And another.

And another.

Picking up pace with each bite.

You could swear his lidless eyes widened.

Next thing you both knew, his plate was empty.

A tint of pink crept up on his snow white cheeks as he looked away.

You take the plate with a smile.

He would love for you to cook for him again.

BEN:

Playing video games in the living room as usual.

"Beeenn!" You cooed lovingly.

He turns his head to his left where you come from, plate full of food.

"Oh?" He rose a brow.

You lean down and set the plate beside him, resting a fork on the plate.

"Here you go, darling." You pat his head.

His blushes ever so slightly as he sets the controller down to his other side.

He lives off video game logic, so he technically doesn't need to eat.

But he can program himself to feel certain things, do certain things, etc.

So he can definitely consume and taste this.

You watch as he takes a bite.

His bloody eyes light up as he keeps eating and eating.

You giggle as you walk away.

Off to the next one.

MASKY:

Trying to do paperwork at the mostly empty dining room table.

The table only had him and a few others.

You walk up beside him and set a plate of his favorite breakfast beside him.

"Oh?" He looks to the plate.

Then to you.

He smiles under his mask before taking it off, "Thank you, Y/N."

You nod and pat his shoulder as you step back.

He takes the fork and eats slowly.

Then he takes another bite.

And another.

Faster than the other.

He loves it!

He makes humming noises to express his delight, devouring every single bite.

You feel relieved as he's pretty powerful among the others besides Slenderman.

You're happy you pleased him.

HOODIE:

Doing work as well.

You come up behind him and wrap your arm around him to place the plate in front of him.

"Take a break." You speak softly.

You then wrap your other arm around him, gently taking his fabric mask from below and slowly lifting it up.

He relaxes his body and allows you.

"You've been working for hours."

You hug him softly from behind before pulling back and watching quietly.

He takes a bite.

He quickly consumes it all.

"M-mm- this is- really good. Thank you, Y/N."

TOBY:

You give him a plate of homemade waffles you had just fixed up for him.

He pulls down his mouth guard.

"Th-th-thank you, Y-Y/N." He twitches.

You giggle, 'You're welcome."

You gently rub his head.

He takes a forkful, only to eat as quickly as he can.

He's in love.

He devours it while you watch happily, proud of yourself.

KATE:

"Oh, thank you."

She takes a sip of her coffee as you set the plate down in front of her.

She shoves her papers to the side.

She starts eating, immediately falling in love.

"This is so good! Thank you, Y/N!"

Proud of yourself once more. You love making them happy.

EJ:

You know he isn't a fan of human food.

So you take the fresh kidneys of the victim in the torture room.

You season them lightly.

You take the plate to the eyeless demon in his bedroom.

You knock on the door.

"Yeah?" A gruff voice calls over from the other side.

"It's Y/N." You reply.

"Oh, come in."

You enter.

You step inside, going to Jack who sat on his bed criss cross.

You rest the plate of seasoned bloody kidneys onto his lap.

"Oh-" He had his mask off.

You smile, 'Enjoy."

He happily chowed right down, obsessed with whatever season you added.

LJ:

I..he eats candy so you just give him that.

Loves it regardless.

SALLY:

Oh my God, she's a hassle to cook for!

But you know just what she likes.

You miss no detail, getting it just right.

Plate after plate, you give them to the little girl who eyed you with excitement.

You then place a cup of her favorite juice beside her.

You see her munch down as fast as she possibly could.

This honestly wowed the others.

She could make herself appear human. When she does so, she can eat.

"Thank you so much Y/N!!!"

You chuckle and pat her head.

JANE:

She's simple.

She doesn't like anything big, so you just get her some hashbrowns with eggs.

You give her the plate with a cup of coffee.

She smiles.

"Thank you, Y/N."

NINA:

She likes surprises.

You surprised her with a stack of fruity and chocolate chip pancakes with chocolate syrup.

You get her some mocha peppermint coffee, as well.

She was at first surprised when you came up to her.

But she chowed it right down.

She LOVES it.

She wants to make something for you next time.

Oh God she's gonna burn it, for sure.

CLOCKWORK:

Simple as well.

You just give her some eggs and bacon.

She's happy.

"Thanks."

ZIPPER [OC]:

She eats anything she's given.

You don't know her that well, so you just give her basic stuff like pancakes with some bacon.

"......Thanks." She quietly replies.

You nod and make your way back to the kitchen.

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👉👈 do you think you could write some fluff headcanons for Nathan the Nobody please? He’s one of my favorite Creepypastas, and is very much underrated.

Hello! I died for so long. I...have no idea who he is. I mean I've gone hella blank so I'll do some research, but if I end up doing said headcanons, I'll definitely @ you!

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Uhmmm....heyyyyyyyyyyyy.........ahahahaha

#hi #im back #kinda? #just hi

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I LITERALLY LOVE THIS SO MUCH TYSM AAAAHHHHH

Hi! Been a while! First letter <3 FANDOM: Creepypasta CHARACTER: Jeff GENRE: Romantic, ever so slight NSFW ?????? My beautiful man ♡, Heyyyyy. It's been a little while, yeah? How's everything been? I've been kind of lonely lately. This new mission has my head spiraling, but I got an old friend here with me. Haven't seen her in a hot minute. She's helping us out a little bit. She isn't a proxy or anyone affiliated with us, but damn, she'd made a nice recruit. Sad she prefers being alone though. I dunno when I'll be back :( God, I miss you and your kisses. I'm resting for a day or two since I hurt my leg while chasing someone down (or they were trying to chase me. It was really awkward). So, the other man children that came with me are taking care of things for now. I promise I'll make everything up to you when I get back! These hips need a little feel, anyway ;) I've been deprived too long. Tell Slender all is doing well? I don't think the two dumb asses even attempted - at least not Toby. I probably shouldn't use this last paper to write to you and I should probably use it to write to Slendaddy, but I just couldn't go another day without talking to you. I really need a nap after this. Give Sally a big hug for me! I'll come back with presents - if I can. I know what I'll be giving you when I get home ♡ ;) Much love, Zipper ♡♡♡

[Disclaimer: Letters To Those you Hold Dear is a special event I'm holding from December 9th - whenever I feel like closing it! The absolute deadline is December 21st. Find guidelines here so you can send a letter or two to those you hold dear <3]

Hey hot stuff,

You're damn right it's been a while. I've been missing hearing from you!! Things over here have been just fine. I've been traveling through safe zones, biding my time getting drunk, but also fuckin' with Masky's group. They're always fun to hang around. EJ and I have been doing some business together as well. Nothing that fun, I'd rather be with you, but it's passable until we meet again. How's the work been with you? From what I can read here, it's been alright. Don't know if pale ass is gonna be happy about that, but you never really were one for following rules, were you? Bet she'd make a nice independent if she hates authority like I do.

I really miss you. Things aren't near as entertaining with you gone. it's been hell, really. I hope your leg gets better soon. I can always send Jack to you if you really think that's a problem. Or if you really, really need help, I'll make my way to wherever you've run off to. Don't know who's gonna tell me no. Besides, it's been a while since I've been able to see you, it's almost my right to fuck around, find out, and come to you.

I'll let him know as soon as I see him again. He's been trying to corral a good majority of us to his fuck all mansion the past few weeks but none of us want to go. I sure as hell don't. I tried to set the place on fire a few years ago and he just forgets about that? Fucking idiot. But if it makes you happy, then I'll go. I also haven't seen that little twerp in a few months, and she's probably gonna try to stab me with colored pencils if I try to hug her, but... again, if it makes you happy-. Look, there's nothing I wouldn't do for you, and I know you'd repay me handsomely. Anyways, look forward to when we can stop writing letters like we're in the middle ages or fuckin' cavemen and can actually talk face to face again.

Love you,

Jeff

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On god tho.

Why rant when I can just meme?

[NOTE: THIS JUST IS MY OPINION!]

#GUESS WHOS BACK #BACK AGAIN #GUESS WHGOS BACK #TELL YO FRIENDS #CREEPYPASTA WRITER MOMENT #I MISSED YOU

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WOOOHOOOo!!!!!! I HAVE 105 FOLLOWERS! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!

#HAPPY HOURS #IM ALIVE #HI

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Despair kinda fine doe. Same with Lost......

Nightmare (part 1) by YIN ZHE

#horny demon hours #lol

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Ahhh! You're so sweet, thank you!

I'm baaaack~! No immediate promises on the matchups, I drifted so fucking hard from so many things and lost myself. I'm here now and I'll try being on more often. I missed you. @whaleofatjme1920 @nightmare-effect @silas-sullivan @s0ckpupp3t Hi <3

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Hi love bug I like passed tf out after you tagged me in that thing buT WELCOME BACK!! I missed seeing you pop up in my notes how have you been?? Are you taking care of yourself??? Love you lots <33

Hi!!!! Aw, well I'm glad to be here! I've been decent, I suppose. Kinda rough. I'm taking care of myself physically, yes. I'm struggling mentally. What about you? Love you too! <3

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Hell yeah, I am! And learning Korean. It's so fucking easy to memorize, and some random twat was trying to tell me how I'd quit and got a bit upset and laughed at me "for pouring my heart out in replies" when they're the one who was all "you're not gonna do it." They're a literal child so who cares? I hate it when people think they have the right to tell someone (especially ones they never met) what they can and cannot do, and will and will not do. FFS. I digress. I missed it here.

I'm baaaack~! No immediate promises on the matchups, I drifted so fucking hard from so many things and lost myself. I'm here now and I'll try being on more often. I missed you. @whaleofatjme1920 @nightmare-effect @silas-sullivan @s0ckpupp3t Hi <3

#chatty mother hours #ayyyyy my sista