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There’s genuinely been such much ableism directed at Tubbo these past few days it’s been hard to deal with, just completely open ableist remarks with /rp at then end or I love ccTubbo but… Constant remarks of him not following social ques, being too loud, having issues with tone, mocking him for having trouble reading the signs, saying that he’s neglecting Sunny because he’s not emotionally aware, ect. It sucks, I don’t like having to see so much of the fandom be openly ableist, why can’t people just be normal able disabled people of any kind. Also saying Tubbo shouldn’t rant about his interests because it ruins your immersion is just horrible and you all know it.

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Needless to say, I am HORRIFIED.

#animal death #long post

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Things Technoblade did/said in the Potato Wars:

“But I wasn’t farming potatoes for profit, I was farming them for honor, for glory.”

Potato War 1: “But what could I do? Farm potatoes by hand?” Literally the first sentence of Potato War 2 “So I was farming potatoes by hand-”

Technoblade trying to figure out how to defeat his enemies and his first two thoughts are Research and then Sabotage

He knew that the cost of finishing the potato wars instead of collaborating with Dream was hitting his next milestone (3 mil) and he still did it

He sold like all of this special items just so that he could sell them to buy fucking potato minions

“Whitelisted wha  do you want fro  me” 

He single handedly crashed the market price for potatoes

Bought an alt to infiltrate squid-kid’s anti-Technoblade guild

Named the alt “potato” in french

He says that he joined smp earth to throw off squid kid. Is this a joke? Does anyone know?? Like he would do that but also what the fuck?

Figured out that he could use his skeleton horse pet to trample squid kid’s crops but didn’t because he’s a good person it was inefficient 

Had over 5x as much productivity farming potatoes by hand as squid kid.

Not because squid is lazy, just bc Technoblade is a legend

Ah yes, the stages of escalation in the Potato War:

Research

Sabotage 

Espionage

Psychological warfare

Propaganda

Torture

Grief

Psychological warfare is allowed but bullying is NOT if you say something mean about squid-kid Technoblade will personally show up in your closet at night like a sleep paralysis demon

The amount of math and genuine usage of the scientific method in minecraft shouldnt be allowed

HE IS BUT A PUPPET, AND I THE PUPPETEER

death note who

people thought technoblade was botting bc he was that dedicated

All I’m saying is that if you are a new Technoblade fan and you haven’t seen the Potato Wars you’re missing out on an incredibly important part of his channel and you should liveblog it because i want to laugh at your reactions

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I’m not sure exactly how to put this to words, but I think it’s fascinating that minecraft players have sort of… figured out a lot of things that make spaces beautiful, but also, the base game doesn’t have to and shouldn’t do them. Minecraft is beautiful, but it lives within its own bounds, where trees are square and come straight out of the ground and rivers are just water with dirt and gravel and sand at the bottom. YOU can construct a natural-looking coastline, or build complex trees, or vary textures of dirt and coarse dirt and rooted dirt and just a bit of concrete powder to keep the pattern looking natural along a dirt path, but minecraft itself has to operate under the rules of what its things are: Dirt is dirt. Rooted dirt is dirt that an azalea tree has put roots in. Path blocks are paths. This holds it back, and that’s good, because if the whole world already looked like a dedicated builder had been terraforming it for hours, then how could you ever build anything there? Every new space minecraft adds looks beautiful but in a way that begs you to improve it. We know how to make Minecraft prettier, but the only reason that’s fun is because Minecraft itself refuses to take our advice. I think that’s neat.

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🍟✨The Syndicate go to McDonalds✨🍔

(also niki's design based off of @pineapplefishh 's)

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what the FUCK are htey doing now

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have a hog wild weekend

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minecraft mod that only passes the night if every player on the server puts their beds next to eachother in a line and everyone has to get in and type "goodnight ____" to every other player before time skips

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alright since it seems no one was expecting ironmouse with a steel chair let's take our guesses as to who the next qsmp members will be

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Technoblade.

In honor a the king ♥

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I JUST NEED TO SAY IT.

I’m not necessarily accusing anyone, but I think it’s really important to know that a lot of the fans who completely flanderized Niki’s character thought that they were being feminist.

I don’t think it’s enough to just praise Niki and hype up her character endlessly. You have to actually understand her and not just scream “GO WOMEN!!! I LOVE WOMEN!!!” blindly.

Her Dsmp character was emotionally complex as hell and had an arc where she fell into despair, lost sight of who she was and what she believed in, and then found herself again and started anew.

But…When she was in that despair and lost phase, people were either calling her a girlboss and acting like her trying to kill her friends was empowering, or calling her an evil abuser because she wasn’t acting nice or “motherly” like they wanted her to.

We don’t know what kind of character qNiki is going to be.

Which means there’s no correct or incorrect way to characterize her yet!

But when she does start having a character:

Please take the time to consider whether you want to view her a certain way because of her actions, or whether you want to view her that way because she vaguely matches an archetype you enjoy or because you think depicting her accurately would make her seem un-empowering.

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soothouse is genuinely such a goldmine of unhinged wilbur clips like. heres wilbur reading the women born after 1993 monologue in an indescribable accent

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squidkid has always been a real one, btw. it's the reason he and technoblade jived so well.

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Mutuals, I'm crouching and uncrouching at you so fast right now

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Crimes!

#is this camp camp /j

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fav mcyt fic thing is when the setting is taken mostly realistically but then they throw in an extremely minecraft detail like a bucket of milk instant curing a hangover or a character putting down a whole block of wood to sit on while they talk