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qheenofbeachchairs · 2 years
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i'm sick of the victor frankenstein fan club. can i get a bit o love for my girl
elizabeth lavenza
who deserved every single thing better??
victor go f urself, elizabeth gives ME gender envy. she's delicate and virtuous. original tragic lovergirl.
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and some sad girl music that she'd like.
francis forever - mitski
pretty when you cry - lana del rey
boy who has everything - annika bennett
love me more - mitski
tolerate it - taylor swift
like the dawn - the oh hellos
me and my husband - mitski
hoax - taylor swift
it's u - cavetown
out like a light - the honeysticks
lover please stay - nothing but thieves
thank you for listening <3
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qheenofbeachchairs · 3 years
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hello all welcome to
what romeo and juliet characters would wear in modern day
romeo dresses like the protagonist of a john hughes movie
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juliet dresses like an uwu innocent soft girl but like trendy shit you'd get at brandy
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now benvolio just dresses like a soft boy version of steve from blues clues. because he is one bless his heart. (minus the jewelry in this image)
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next is mercutio no explanation needed
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tybalt would dress like that absolute dickwad preppy rich frat guy who's probably on the rowing team idk
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and the next one may be controversial but i totally think friar laurence would bust this one out
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anyways thank you for attending this episode of random literary(?) shit
all image creds to pinterest i own none
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qheenofbeachchairs · 3 years
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good ideas i've had for tv shows/movies someone should fund
"reddit and weep" - it's a horror/thriller/mystery movie about a supernatural reddit mystery heavily inspired by real life interney mysteries
what's happening with the hapsburgs - it's a 90s style laugh track sitcom but it's about the austrian hapsburg dynasty
untitled nature documentary thriller - david attenborough character narrates animal kingdom documentary series but on episode three he gets kidnapped by a group of underground vigilantes because the character has been secretly using the animals for unethical brainwashing purposes. it is now a secret society thriller.
medea but the 1950s - it's euripedes medea except it's the 1950s and medea is a housewife whose navy hero husband jason has come back from overseas. and a lofi version of can't take my eyes off of you (i know it isn't a 50s song shut up) plays while medea kills her kids. which is shown because i'm no greek pussy
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qheenofbeachchairs · 4 years
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i have never once read the black butler manga, watched the black butler anime, or consumed ANY black butler media.
that being said...
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my friends spend so much time talking about this shit that i made this monstrosity 🥰 black butler fans here is a gift to you
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qheenofbeachchairs · 4 years
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stuff i wonder about that might freak you out
this was in my drafts from months ago so here it is
what if it's groundhog day and today keeps repeating but not for you, for someone else randomly on the globe. you would never know you've lived the same exact thing dozens of times
what if every day you are a different person but you have only the memories of your current person so you think you've always been them
what if time just froze for an indefinite amount of time but you didn't notice cause you also froze. maybe someone did a universe altering thing while time was frozen for you.
what if you did something absolutely crazy recently but your mind was erased. like in phineas and ferb across the second dimension.
what if someone gave you the chance way later on to go back in time to your youth but forget everything from the future and you just did but that's why you have deja vu
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qheenofbeachchairs · 4 years
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thinking about when 3OH!3 said "tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef that i'm a vegetarian and i ain't fuckin scared of him" because i think that was a culturally definitive moment that we take for granted
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qheenofbeachchairs · 4 years
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goofy and pluto are both dogs yet..
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one is a pet and one is the owner??
this leads me to believe that since pluto is treated as subspecies compared to goofy, there are two possible scenarios.
1. goofy has evolved to a godlike state and is the future of mammals as we know them to be
2. this is an allegory for eastern european serfdom and serves as a clever metaphor for people exactly the same as their rulers beinf treated differently.
in this essay, i will
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qheenofbeachchairs · 5 years
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the bible but every capitalized Him is referring to the will smith character in shark tale
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qheenofbeachchairs · 5 years
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#meme
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qheenofbeachchairs · 5 years
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romeo and juliet but with gamers and furries and it's called bromeo and uwuliet
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qheenofbeachchairs · 5 years
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today in theatre we had a shakespeare workshop and a bunch of kids were super upset and thought we would be reading and dissecting language or something like that but we just rapped sonnet 130 to sicko mode
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qheenofbeachchairs · 5 years
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you guys r so problematic. some of you are really out here saying
moby is the fucking bottom. fat chance, we all know tim is a total twink and moby beeps without restraint. this is not up for debate.
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qheenofbeachchairs · 5 years
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the fresh thane of cawdor
now this is a story all about how
my life got twist-turned upside down
and i'd like to tell a tale of treason and death
i'll tell ya how i became known as king macbeth
in scotland early 17th century
i came to know of a prophecy
chillin-out with my man banquo
after the end of a fight, little did i know
then a few weird sisters who could see my fate
told me i'd be king; sounded pretty great
but one little issue: duncan and his sons
wife said "you're gonna kill him now or else you're getting none"
i killed duncan and banquo and then became the king
but when i got there i starting seeing ghosts and things
if anything, i could say i'm ambitious but nah, it's an issue, now people are suspicious
i pulled up to dusinaine bout the same as burnim wood
yelled to their little crew, "yo, no way you could!"
but macduff slayed me, fulfilled the prophecy
that no man born of woman shall have power over thee
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qheenofbeachchairs · 5 years
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ever be nostalgic about the cold war?
yes; constantly
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qheenofbeachchairs · 5 years
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qheenofbeachchairs · 5 years
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🎵uptown squirrel, she's been livin in her uptown world, thanks to urbanification, she's unable to live in her natural habitat🎵
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qheenofbeachchairs · 5 years
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in the sims you can give someone drugs and they'll do everything you want them to but in real life if you give someone drugs and then try to get them to do everything you want you get arrested. do not try this, i learned the hard way. very misleading
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