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A Masterpiece, truly, breathtaking.

Dear Tumblr,

Shrimp Duet by Justin Oval

thank you

#shrimp #shrimps #They living their best lives #So proud of them #Long live the shrimp

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SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

#Boop be boop boop boop boop boop beep boop

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Very useful indeed.

By LabradoriteKing on Pinterest

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As a Rogue main, I am legally obligated to illegally take things that do not belong to me or I [specifically] should not have. :)

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

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Just need to see something. Reblog to increase sample size.

#leme check somethin real quick #I got eight blankets #I am literaly every option #feet covered #waist covered #shoulders covered #head covered #i craft an impenitrable blanket fortress every night

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Please reblog and add your nationality in the tags along with what you answered! I'm very curious about this; and it's not to shame anybody, so don't be rude!

#Canada! #Yes #yes yes yes #Love water #Love swimming #Love fishing #Love drinking water!

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Had a dream this morning that Archive of our Own had a Random button which would simply take you to a random fanfic, like Wikipedia has. (AO3 does not appear to really have this, I checked and couldn’t find one, but I kinda wish they did.) Someone had started a game where whatever fic you got, that was your new fandom, which is very fun! I would love this meme in real life.

The problem came in where so many people used the button that it broke and just started sending everyone to Stealing Harry, and like…I have fond memories of Stealing Harry but it’s not my best work and nobody should be assigned to be a Harry Potter fan in this day and age.

So I decide to go off and find Astolat and demand she fix this but when I finally did (there was a whole quest) she turned to me like the baddie in a horror flick and said, “But that’s the most random story there is” in a dark voice and I was terrified and woke up.

In the cold light of day I know there are more random stories by me on the archive, let alone by others, but I’m not going to try to get back there to argue my case. Pretty sure whatever I spoke to was actually the demon specifically assigned to plague fandom and not Astolat at all.

I’d say “get thee behind me, demon” but I know just how many porny fics on AO3 begin with that premise. (I’ve written some.) Begone foul spirit, and take your Satanic Panic with you!

#gonna fuck around and find out

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Sleepy Lemon Loaf

panicked fruit.

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HELP

MY ASSIGNED ANALOG HORROR SERIES IS PENIS FILES

#The Gay Testimony

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important personality test: mario kart main, gas station order (candy, drink, chip), animal you were obsessed with when you were 8, lightsaber color, and lastly: vampires, werewolves or dragons?

#The little dude in the red hoody and white mask #Skittles #Gingerale #Ketchup #Seals #Blue #Dragons

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Writing Tips

Punctuating Dialogue

✧

➸ “This is a sentence.”

➸ “This is a sentence with a dialogue tag at the end,” she said.

➸ “This,” he said, “is a sentence split by a dialogue tag.”

➸ “This is a sentence,” she said. “This is a new sentence. New sentences are capitalized.”

➸ “This is a sentence followed by an action.” He stood. “They are separate sentences because he did not speak by standing.”

➸ She said, “Use a comma to introduce dialogue. The quote is capitalized when the dialogue tag is at the beginning.”

➸ “Use a comma when a dialogue tag follows a quote,” he said.

“Unless there is a question mark?” she asked.

“Or an exclamation point!” he answered. “The dialogue tag still remains uncapitalized because it’s not truly the end of the sentence.”

➸ “Periods and commas should be inside closing quotations.”

➸ “Hey!” she shouted, “Sometimes exclamation points are inside quotations.”

However, if it’s not dialogue exclamation points can ask be “outside”!

➸ “Does this apply to question marks too?” he asked.

If it’s not dialogue, can question marks be “outside”? (Yes, they can.)

➸ “This applies to dashes too. Inside quotations, dashes typically express—“

“Interruption” — but there are situations dashes may be outside.

➸ “You’ll notice that exclamation marks, question marks, and dashes do not have a comma after them. Ellipses don’t have a comma after them either…” she said.

➸ “My teacher said, ‘Use single quotation marks when quoting within dialogue.’”

➸ “Use paragraph breaks to indicate a new speaker,” he said.

“The readers will know it’s someone else speaking.”

#We want this printed and framed

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The masochists at Hogwarts must have been having the time of their fucking lives during the rein of Umbraige. 

#Harry Potter

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tumblr SHIELD. for 3 bucks a month, whenever a blaze post would appear on your dash, a pre-loaded post of yours instead appears on the dashboard of the person who tried to blaze you

#Did not know we wanted this so bad #It would be like a silent auction #But pvp instead

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Why did no one else think to do this?

Haters be like

“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

#Portals baby #Love me some funny colours

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DELTARUNE BUT D&D PART 2... BECAUSE WE DID FORGET MANY, MANY CHARACTERS.

We back on our bullshit.

First and foremost! Queen: Warforged for obvious reasons, but this is where we take the less obvious route and dub her a Draconic Descendent Sorcerer, specifically, a Black Dragon because acid, duh. That or Bard/Artificer (Golly bards crop up here often don’t they?) Because despite a lot of people complaining about her... No one has thought to revolt against her? Like, in chapter 1, the king got overthrown, but ch2 the civilians seem more ‘keep your head down’? And Artificer because tech city, giant robot, she is a robot. Need we say more?

Tasque Manager: You know, thinking about it, most characters can probably just be dubbed as Warforges :P But we’re still gonna insist that Tasque Manager is a Tabaxi, can you guess why? As for class, Beast Master Ranger, and yes, laugh all you want about Ranger being the worst class (Wouldn’t blame you) but Tasque Manager has literal hordes of Tasques. We couldn’t not. But if the thought of a beloved character being dubbed a Ranger makes you sick... IDK man, some sort of Druid we guess?

Swatchlings: Arrokokra or Aven, big ol birb people, you cannot tell us otherwise.  Class wise however... See, we would peg them for a mass of Bards again, but it’s their temperature gimmick that has us hesitating. We’ll put them as Sorcerer just because high charisma, plus a wide range of temperature spells (Fire = hot. Ice = cold. ect ect)

Swatch: Again, birb, Arrokokra or Aven. And where Swatchlings are very temperamental based creatures, Swatch is just super chill? We definitely see him as a charisma based class, but also possibly a wizard? Just because, as head servant, he has to be at least decently smart. 

Addisons: Now... Hear us out... Addisons are Sirens because their ads call out to people like Siren songs, encouraging people to Buy! Buy! Buy! And if you can think of any class but Bard that would fit the Addison’s please tell us because we are drawing up many blanks.

Spamton: A Kenku who was raised by Sirens, he can imitate his Siren flock perfectly, but in the perfection is that unsettling sense of... ‘wait, he’s said that before, exactly like that...’ Which leave Spamton more often than not falling very short compared to his Siren flockmates... Until he meets his Patron. Spam is a low charisma Bard / Warlock multiclass, where his Warlock patron is actually the charismatic one and Spamton is just his puppet (DO YALL GET IT)  And when his patron abandons him, Spamton delves into Rouge. 

#deltarune #deltarune chapter 2 #deltarune addisons #deltarune swatchlings #spamton deltarune #deltarune queen #Swatch

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DELTARUNE... BUT D&D

Part 1 because we know we’ll forget a few.

Kris: Actually not a human fighter, well, human yes, but because their greatest asset is leading, convincing and negotiating.  We’d put Kris as either a mele support bard, or a Bard Paladin because Paladins gain their power through their oaths, and depending on the kind of player you are, Kris’ oath changes accordingly.

Ralsie: Definitely a Satyr, but surprisingly not a Wizard either, another Bard in the party, just because as useful as Ralsie’s magics are, he only has 2 spells, and if that’s not some low level Bard thing, we don’t know what is. That and... Ralsie is heking adorable and you cannot tell us that they don’t have a ridiculously high charisma score, and yea Wizards can be charismatic, there is a strong difference between being naturally adorable and cool Wizard.

Susie: Would have been tempted to peg Susie as a Kobold just because of her pack tactics, but we’d be a fool to put her as anything but Lizardfolk. And actually no, she isn’t a Barbarian or a fighter, though she is very angry, that is undeniable.  We think Susie is another Paladin who later multiclasses into Cleric juuuuust for a wee bit of healing. But, Palidin because, same boat as Kris, for the most part it is the player who chooses Susie’s oath. (Also in the begining when she goes on her murderous rampage you could claim she’s on a crusade) Rouxls Kard: Nocturn because you cannot tell us this disaster of a man sleeps, ever, he just doesn’t alright? He’s got tooo much to do at any given point in time please just give him his coffee and let him work he’ll die eventually. As for class... Rouxls is tedious to place... Our first guess would have been a Trapsmith Rogue because puzzles But that would be insulting to puzzles... We’re tempted to put him as a Warlock however, just because he seems to need direction (A patron) 

Lancer: The best son. The result of whatever the hell a Warforged and a Goliath (If that were possible) would make.  An Artificer Bard because he at least knows how to function machinery (His bike) and he’s charismatic in the most lopsided way possible that makes him undeniably charming his his own special little way.

Seam: Either a Tabaxi or Leolin because cat, duh.  And we’d actually say that Seam is a Weaveshaper Bard multiclass, only because, as previous court sorcerer, he would have had to have some acess to proper magic, and Bards have a nice range of spells, plus, charisma bonuses and all those sweet sweet proficiencies. Weaveshaper however is a bit more self indulgent... He’s a stitched up cat thing guys... Weaveshaper, they all about manipulating magic string.

Jevil: A Felis, but like, hairless... Or some sort of Faeblood because of all of his magic and hijinks. Class wise, we’re leaning towards just putting him as a Sorcerer because, high charisma and deep wells of magic, or some sort of Bard/Wizard mix... But then we remembered Rogue, Arcane Trickster. Very skillful and sneaky, access to very useful and versatile spells, high mobility and from experience, very fun to play.

King: Big boi Goliath. Angry man who needs a lot of therapy and prison. Definetly some sort of Barbarian, or a Purgalist, both mele attackers that hit like trucks.

Our stances are flexible and opinions fluid and we’re desperate for friends so please someone nerd out with us please?     

#deltarune #kris deltarune #susie deltarune #ralsie deltarune #lancer deltarune #rouxls kaard #king card #Dungeons and Dragons #dungeons & dragons