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Ok so we collectively hold masochism tango as a tnt duo anthem but you guys should listen to more of Tom Lehrer's song

They're generally just great but we are absolutely sleeping on pieces like I Hold Your Hand In Mine, Poisoning Pigeons In The Park, or She's My Girl

As a sidenote Smut is my anthem

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@your-best-emo

Message for all 18 year olds

Nobody knows what they’re doing. Actually. No really. Even them. Yeah. Everyone is winging it. Every adult you’ve ever met is just pretending to be confident. You’re doing fine.

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@crimmycram @tntduocore @lunelicmoone @fernlessbastard yooo emo deleted his blog by accident. Re follow him

oops my ass accidentally deleted my account

#i say a thing #tntblrers go down like crazy

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I don't support CC Wilbur at all for the record

#i say a thing

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Some requests from twt

#tumblr user quacktities hall of fruity fanart

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found an old drawing and felt compelled to redraw it,

disclaimer i am NOT in the dsmp fandom anymore and don’t support cc!wilbur in any way shape or form

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No one will understand my brain

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Excuse me sir, that's my emotional support toxic fictional ship

#unfortunately

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My reasons why I don't recommend Las Nevadas for ANY tourist!

1.) The president is very mean.

2.) The president HATES small companies, Wilburger-Ranvan for example.

3.) The security always kicks me tourists out of buildings for no reason!

5.) The president is VERY homophobic because he punched me a resident for kissing him.

6.) The president is very mean.

7.) There is slime EVERYWHERE and when I when a tourist swallowed some of the slime, now the lovely owner of the slime knows where I the tourist is at all times.

8.) The president HATES British people.

9.) The president has locks on his bedroom windows.

10.) The president HATES twinks!

Are you, a tourist or permanent resident of Las Nevadas, rethinking your choice? If so, you can go to the borders of Las Nevadas and get yourself comfort yourself with a meal at Wilburger-Ranvan! Just now, we have a discount if you tell the lovely very handsome man with the glasses the code: "Quackity is a hoe and I hate him"!

Wilburger-Ranvan and it's employees are not responsible for death on the premises or any injuries of customers. Wilburger-Ranvan and it's associates are not responsible if the code gives a less discount that told. Wilburger-Ranvan and it's chef's are not responsible for salmonella or any disease customers may contract from being near semi-alive corpses.

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mcytblr dash simulator

mutual 1 : my fuckign god i need wilbur soot carnally

mutual 2 : THE EGGS ARE GONE

mutual 3 : hello everyone today i will be putting my son (ctommy) in an enclosure and wrapping him in a warm blanket and giving him a cup of hot cocoa

mutual 4 : people who woobify ctommy piss me the fuck off. man up

mutual 5 : guys i got the lovejoy vinyl cards

mutual 6 : what kind of lingerie would ctntduo wear to kill each other?

mutual 7 : i need some advil and to be shot in the head [attached is the most gutting tragic piece of crimeboys fanart you've ever seen]

mutual 8 : THE EGGS ARE GONE AGAIN

mutual 9 : Twitch And The Modern Day Fan/Creator Relationship : A Socio-Psychological Analysis

mutual 10 : our little band isn't so little anymore...

mutual 11 : and here's how i think pregnancy would work for a minecraft demon hybrid

mutual 12 : stunning web weave about cniki and loneliness and friendship and guys she started to bake again guys do you understand

mutual 13 : dapduo making out sloppy style (they get slime everywhere)

mutual 14 : haha hat man [fanart of philza minecraft that looks like something you'd see wandering the halls of the louvre]

mutual 15 : i just want a gun so i can put a bullet through dream's head

mutual 16 : THE FUCKING EGGS

#mutual 6

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My Prince…?

#i love how you draw quackity #tumblr user quacktities' hall of fruity fanart

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a little sketch of these guys

#tumblr user quacktities' hall of fruity fanart

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cyani07's girlfriend if you see this please stop holding the tntduo kissing back from the public it would mean a lot to me if the tntduo kissing was released. my heart will grow 100 sizes larger and i will set off the rest of the week with a smile on my face. the sun will shine brighter and the birds will sing louder. and the way you can do this is to free the tntduo kissing art. please consider my offer. thank you so much for your time.

guys listen im not holding it back shes just at my place rn and doesnt save any of it to her phone ! shes unprepared for this situation. and unfortunately when she gets back to her computer.... she will forgor. theres nothing i can do .... its a grave situation . u can have this one i drew instead though

#LOVE WINS #YIPPEEE YIPPEEEEE #LOVE IS WINNING #tumblr user quacktities' hall of fruity fanart

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@ soma's gf. Can we get a tntduo kiss if we ask very very nicely? 🙏 pretty pretty please with two cherries on top 🙏 I'm sure you're both lovely people. Pretty please? One little kissy image? Pwease?

yes i grant you tntduo kiss for valentines day :3 -soma's gf

ok sorry guys its soma again i can't give u tntduo kiss bc it's not on my phone so have this instead

#FUCKING YIPPEE #Oh my god THEMN #THEM #The look #THEYRE SO AWKWAED AND TENDER IM GONNA KILL SOEMTHING #THANK YOU SOMAS GIRLFRIEND #tumblr user quacktities' hall of fruity fanart #fave

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I was in my geography class and we were looking at a map of the USA and I noticed Nevada and Utah are next to eachother and when I tell you I started losing it and grinning and giggling like a complete weirdo so bad, I had to come up with an excuse to leave the room because I looked so damn suspicious and concerning. Hate C! Quackbur with a passion 👍 (they make me insane)

#disclaimer: im not american and have no reason to know american geography. i mean i think I knew they were next to eachother but seeing it #on a map changed me a bit #i say a thing #tntduo #tnt duo #dream smp #dsmp #c! quackbur

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Las Nevadas is what you've been looking for.

#tumblr user quacktities hall of fruity fanart

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and here’s quackity in my swap au, resurrected and angry (with slime!!)