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The way everything Buck said this episode progressed like

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if half way across ever started updating again i don’t even fucking know what i would do. i would start ascending from reality

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why is he a cutie but a little zesty

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olivia rodrigo while writing lacy:

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Oh that’s not-

#I jumped when I saw this #this is literally Pansy and Nev with their kids #the cartoon is even British #like the fuck #panville #pansy parkinson #neville longbottom #harry potter #hp universe #hp fandom #this is such a shitpost

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#like I read SOOO MUCH but my books so absolutely untouched

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Draco is apart of the sassy man epidemic. You can’t tell me otherwise

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nana rose is forever

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This map is the most up to date version as of 3-4-2023 and takes into account all recent movement on anti-trans legislation

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why do drarry and romione shippers hate dramione so much like it’s not that deep?? obviously not everyone is gonna be interested in the same ship but making slander posts about someone else’s interest and commenting hateful things is rlly lame (especially considering that drarry and dramione have a fairly similar dynamic). At least when we bash Ron we do it in the privacy of our own ffs

(plus I love when they idolise regulus but shit on draco)

#no fr #I most dramione shippers r multi shippers aswell #like I ship dramione and romione and also bash Ron alittle here and there #it’s all duality baby!

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#he like me fr

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The disaster pair at it again 🎂

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Harry made a deal with Voldemort and anyone he considers family is off limits. So Harry has started going around calling everyone his son.

He walks up to Neville and shouts “You’re now my son. You hear that world? THIS IS MY BOY RIGHT HERE! MY LITTLE MANDRAKE BABY.” Then he walks away and Neville just nods to himself because Harry does odd things sometimes.

Later Harry is running down the halls at Hogwarts and practically throws himself into Luna Lovegood. Harry announces “You are my son now, and I’m very proud of you.” Before kissing her gently on the top of her head and running away again. Luna waves her hand, offering an airy “goodbye father” as he disappears downs the hall.

In the great hall later you can hear Draco Malfoy shouting “No, Potter! Stay away, don’t do it! NooooOOOOOOO!” The rest of the term Harry calls Draco his little dragon and praises him for his amazing intellect and school grades.

Harry and Snape have a glaring contest, Snape is practically daring Harry to do it with his eyes.

Dumbledore calls Harry “my boy” and Harry does the old reverse uno card and Dumbledore nods, eyes twinkling as Harry corrects him stating “You’re my boy now!”

Harry won’t stop, and he’s claiming so many people as his sons that the students in the lower years have started referring to him as Papa Harry.

It’s become a weird cult thing in the media because of Rita Skeeter, and people have begun sending Harry mail asking to be his son and Harry just sits there, so proud of himself.

#harry potter

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belly, you're my best friend, i know you.

#I love that they grew/developed their friendship in the show #cause in the books Taylor is EVIL 😭

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College Panville AU🦁🐍

Herbology and fashion class finish at the same time soo..

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Everyone should read their own fanfics recreationally tbh this shit fucking rules. It's like the author knows exactly what I like.

#I apologize to all my readers #i SUCK at updates