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nerdy queen
she/her queer poly cis female - ethical non-monogamy - noted masturbist - work in progress - 40+yrs so incredibly old for this corner of the internet. This tumblr used to be just a queue in which I would dump stuff to read again in a month or two, but @thickness-protection-program has inspired me to use to write about my slutty explorations. It's still going to exist mainly for my own entertainment and I don't promise to entertain anybody else or even update regularly. Best case this will become a diary of sorts with weird sex stories . But hey, feel free to follow and/or contact me.
Stuff I like: books, beautiful libraries, good tea, science and knowledge, lord of the rings, birdwatching, languages, calligraphy, feminism, french cheese, silly stuff, sex
Changed my url from @nerdyravenclawqueen because while I am still a ravenclaw .... fuck TERFs
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a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost
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To the english girl who played pirate with us on a motorway stop playground in France somewhere - captain I will forever be grateful that you taught me the english word ‘shark’
miss when u were a kid and u could just walk up to someone and be like. let's be friends and they would be like ok
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all queer history on here is just US-American or maybe sometimes some UK history as well and it makes me sad that there’s so little information about other countries’ queer history on here :(
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The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well
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Unfortunately due to budget cuts we're now reduced to 3 members of staff and a mop we painted eyes on
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holds the door for women because im a girl gentleman
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Vultures are holy creatures.
Tending the dead.
Bowing low.
Bared head.
Whispers to cold flesh,
“Your old name is not your king.
I rename you ‘Everything.’”
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Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
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“The entire British museum is an active crime scene” - John Oliver
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I wanna ask something , should I get a tumblr account? I've missed out on the site's glory days because of multiple reasons so I've never gotten into it. But lately I don't know why I've been sucked into looking at tumblr blogs and this thought has peaked my interest. Should I do it? It seems a bit daunting because I'm not quite sure I could handle all the chaotic users so I wanna get an expert's opinion on this matter
I hope you find the expert you're looking for but I think making a Tumblr account is the worst decision you could make in your life. So I say do it. But like starting an rpg you need to pick your class. There's four main types of blogs: meme, horny, aesthetic, and discourse, each branching off into various sub categories, sometimes with some intersectionality. Choose your own destiny
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Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day by quietly remembering that Native Americans sent more aid to Ireland during the famine than Britain or the US.
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