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Cordelia: one day I’m going to be happy

Alistair: Wait… Are you not right now??

Cordelia: well so far my dad has died, the guy I’m in love with and married to loves someone else, I’m the paladin to an evil demon, and I’ve gone to Paris to run from my problems.

Alistair:

Cordelia: so you tell me

#cordelia carstairs #alistair carstairs #chain of gold #chain of iron #chain of thorns #lucie herondale #will herondale #james herondale #thomas lightwood #Chris Lightwood #anna lightwood #the last hours #shadowhunters #the infernal devices

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Kit: it’s me!

Jem: hi?

Kit: Hi!

Jem: Kit, did you smoke pot again?

Kit: IM THE PROBLEM ITS—

Kit: hey I told you I thought it was a salad

Jem: in the form of gas??

Kit: I WAS IN A DARK PLACE

#kit herondale #jem carstairs #tessa gray #the infernal devices #will herondale #the dark artifices #emma carstairs #julian blackthorn #ty blackthorn #livvy blackthorn #dru blackthorn #shadowhunters #mark blackthorn #cristina rosales

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Summary of The infernal devices:

#will herondale #the infernal devices #tessa gray #kit herondale #jem carstairs #sophie lightwood #gideon lightwood #gabriel lightwood #charlotte fairchild #henry branwell #the shadowhunters

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I have nothing else to add

#christina rosales #mark blackthorn #kieran kingson #the dark artifices #emma carstairs #julian blackthorn #ty blackthorn #livvy blackthorn #kit herondale #dru blackthorn

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It’s always “I love you” and never “YOU NEVER CALLED ME BACK?”

#alec lightwood #magnus bane #jace herondale #clary fairchild #isabelle lightwood #simon lovelace #the mortal instruments #the shadowhunters #the infernal devices

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Tessa: Will I love you but…

Will, holding a painting of Benedict as a worm: I think Gabriel will love it

#will herondale #tessa gray #jem carstairs #the infernal devices #sophie lightwood #gabriel lightwood #gideon lightwood #cecily herondale #shadowhunters #charlotte fairchild #henry branwell #the mortal instruments #clary fairchild #magnus bane #simon lovelace #isabelle lightwood #alec lightwood #jace herondale

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Jace:

Magnus: I love it when you do that

Jace: do what?

Magnus: shut up

#magnus bane #jace herondale #the mortal instruments #clary fairchild #isabelle lightwood #alec lightwood #simon lovelace #the infernal devices #tessa gray #will herondale #jem carstairs #shadowhunters

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Lysandra, getting ready to go out: it’s time

Elide, confused: for what?

Lysandra, staring at the front door which has one hundred locks: for me to get a divorce

#lysandra ennar #aedion ashryver #elide lochan #lorcan salvaterre #aelin galythinius #throne of glass #kingdom of ash #empire of storms #queen of shadows #heir of fire #crown of midnight #rowan whitethorn #dorian havilliard #chaol westfall #manon blackbeak #yrene towers

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Aelin: Life can be a lot sometimes

Rowan: I understand, fireheart

Aelin: but I can do the most too tbh

Rowan:

Aelin: like why tf did I not tell you guys about this whole army I had LMAO—

#aelin galythinius #rowan whitethorn #throne of glass #crown of midnight #heir of fire #queen of shadows #empire of storms #kingdom of ash #yrene towers #tower of dawn #chaol westfall #dorian havilliard #manon blackbeak #lorcan salvaterre #elide lochan #aedion ashryver #lysandra ennar #nesryn faliq

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Manon: I have lots of work to do

Dorian: I’m work

#dorian havilliard #manon blackbeak #this is literally their entire relationship in two sentences #aelin galythinius #rowan whitethorn #aedion ashryver #lorcan salvaterre #elide lochan #lysandra ennar #yrene towers #chaol westfall #fenrys moonbeam #throne of glass #crown of midnight #heir of fire #queen of shadows #empire of storms #kingdom of ash #tower of dawn

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Nina at the end of SOC:

#jesper fahey #kaz brekker #six of crows #inej ghafa #nina zenik #wylan van eck #crooked kingdom #mattias helvar #kuwei yul bo #shadow and bone #grishaverse

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Jesper: Hey, wanna give inej a surprise birthday party?

Nina: of course!

Kaz: you guys didn’t give me one

Nina: you literally gave me the middle finger for my birthday—

#jesper fahey #kaz brekker #six of crows #inej ghafa #nina zenik #wylan van eck #crooked kingdom #matthias helvar #grishaverse #shadow and bone #kuwei yul bo

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Inej: great, now why is everyone pissed at Kaz?

Nina: the better question is who is NOT passed at Kaz?

#inej ghafa #nina zenik #kaz brekker #matthias helvar #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #kuwei yul bo #six of crows #the grisha series #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #shadow and bone

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James: Cordelia… I have something to tell you

Cordelia, heart bursting with hope: Yes, James?

James: I…

Cordelia, leaning forward:

James: I was the one who split water on the couch

Cordelia: *considering strangling him*

James: oh and I love you

#cordelia carstairs #james herondale #lucie herondale #the last hours #chain of iron #chain of gold #chain of thorns #anna lightwood #christopher lightwood #thomas lightwood #matthew fairchild #alastair carstairs #the infernal devices #will herondale #jem carstairs #tessa gray

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*Modern Cordelia and Lucie*

Lucie: spill it.

Cordelia: what?

Lucie: you have been blushing ever since you entered the room. Spill. It.

Cordelia: I’d rather not…

Lucie: oh so I’m not your best friend in the whole wide world—

Cordelia: I MADE OUT WITH YOUR BROTHER

Lucie: EW WTF WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT

Cordelia: BITCH—

#cordelia carstairs #lucie herondale #the last hours #james herondale #matthew fairchild #anna lightwood #christopher lightwood #alastair carstairs #thomas lightwood #jesse blackthorn #chain of thorns #chain of gold #chain of iron #tsc #cassandra clare #the infernal devices #will herondale #jem carstairs #tessa gray

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Manon: *enters Dorian’s bday party*

Dorian, flustered: oh— oh I’m so glad you could make it—

Manon, looking around him: Aelin said there’d be human for desert?? I don’t see any??

Dorian:

Aelin: oh manon, check the freezer in the back

Manon: extra crispy?

Aelin: just the way you like it

#aelin galythinius #manon blackbeak #rowan whitethorn #aedion ashryver #dorian havilliard #lysandra ennar #elide lochan #lorcan salvaterre #fenrys moonbeam #yrene towers #chaol westfall #throne of glass #queen of shadows #heir of fire #crown of midnight #tower of dawn #kingdom of ash #empire of storms #sjm

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Aelin: ROWAN I FOUND IT

Rowan: YOUR WEDDING RING??

Aelin: no tf

Aelin, holding up a dog: I FOUND MY WILL TO LIVE

#aelin ashryver galathynius #rowaelin #rowan whitethorn #throne of glass #crown of midnight #heir of fire #queen of shadows #empire of storms #tower of dawn #yrene towers #kingdom of ash #chaol westfall #dorian havilliard #manon blackbeak #fenrys moonbeam #aedion ashryver #lysandra ennar #elide lochan #lorcan salvaterre #sjm