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[queenmaj]

Have been informed by my friends that I look like I have a nut allergy, not because of any physical trait or quality, but because I "look like I experienced the social isolation of the nut-free table"

#i have zero allergies and yet i am NOT beating the allegations #mela speaks #okay to rb

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i think we should all consider getting emotional over this xkcd. as a group. let's get emotional about it

[queenmaj]

Hi I have a question about Pacific Rim. Given that the sparring is just A way to test for drift compatibility and any activity that requires people to collaborate and anticipate each others moves works, including stuff like multi player video games

Can you test for drift compatibility via improv comedy

#you can actually and i know because this is me and my closest friends #pacific rim

[queenmaj]

#this feels spiritually adjacent to people who hide notes in the walls of rooms/houses they're renovating #like the one couple with the photo note. “we redid this bathroom in 1994. if you're seeing this #you're redoing it again -- what's wrong with the way we did it?“

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wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

#me texting this girl asking every question i can think of because i want to be friends so bad like !!

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#if you're in your twenties and your main circle isn’t discussing the delicate form of the triforium then you need to find a new circle

[queenmaj]

Brazil is the only non-Muslim country to host the most Shi'a Muslims in the world

#BRASIL NUMERO UNO‼️🗣🇧🇷🔛🔝 #doing my part by being half brazilian 🫡

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why is trying to make a new friend so embarrassing. hi. me again. asking for your attention once more even though i am literally just some random person to you. it's because i want to be not just a random person to you. please understand

#god!! fuck!!!

[queenmaj]

Brick mantel with Vermeer   -   Elena Climent , 2021.

Mexican, b. 1955-

Oil on linen on bord, 12 x 18 in.

#this is so so lovely and homey #art

[queenmaj]

Imagine you’re some little evil woman sitting in Hades’ throne room when Orpheus walks in to make a deal to get Eurydice back, and Hades is like “yeah ok, just don’t look back otherwise she has to stay here” then walks out of the room. Almost immediately after hearing the conditions, Orpheus breaks his own neck so that it is physically impossible for him to turn it, and then demands that you gouge out his eyes for good measure. Eurydice then gets really upset because she’s convinced this is a sign that Orpheus hates her and never wants to see her again, and Orpheus is completely convinced that this was a normal and logical thing to do.

You are literally the only person in the universe who recognizes this as an act of love. They both then insult you to your face for thinking this is anything other than very normal (Orpheus), or petty hatred (Eurydice).

You are Ianthe Tridentarius.

#locked tomb series

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nice argument unfortunately i just learned the true & immutable name of the ground you stand on, and with its utterance rent a great yawning chasm where you will fall until day blends into night blends into fathomless dark

#wizard of earthsea

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boydykes and girldykes kissing each other. send post

#the world is beautiful <3

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Knife Mirror with Blood Carpet by Drought

#NEED. #will have my own apartment + slightly more disposable income starting in august... thibking thoughts

[queenmaj]

I should be allowed into every museum’s archives actually

#they should just let me in there :)

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Wounds of the Earth

— by xis.lanyx

#art #blood

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sometimes I miss las vegas. It felt honest in way nowhere else I've lived has. Honest in the ways it hated you and tried to kill you. Honest in that everyone was on meth or running from meth. Honest in that tourists and locals viewed each other with open spite and tried to avoid each other at all costs. Honest in that if you just picked a direction and walked all day and laid down to sleep you'd never get back to civilization and would probably die of thirst. You don't get any of that in the pacific northwest

#words

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it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.