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*interviews a long and increasingly unsuitable line of nannies for my recently motherless child*

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Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986) dir. Leonard Nimoy aka The One With The Whales

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*thinks about fatal football injuries* my kids are never playing football *thinks about SIDS* I am never having children

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Still thinking about the Scottish guy old enough to be my dad flirting with me at the grocery store last month. What were you doing in upstate New York m’laddie? Why didn’t you rail me into the conveyer belt? Disappointing.

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I used to be able to throw myself off the monkey bars and splat into the ground and spring right back up as a kid and now if I laugh slightly too hard I get a pounding headache for three hours what in God’s fuck

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DONT 👏 CALL 👏 YOURSELF 👏 A 👏MAN 👏UNLESS 👏 YOU 👏 GOT 👏 THE 👏 CROWN 👏 SAVED 👏THE 👏TOWN 👏 AND 👏 MISTER 👏 KRABS

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Mister Collins is basically the Scrappy Doo of Mister Darcy honestly

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What if Spock wore black instead of science blues?

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Mozart working on The Magic Flute and the Requiem Mass at the same time

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rewatched piece of the action and this had to be done

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Chapter four is up and this time.... it’s sexier.... (each chapter can be a stand alone)

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Chapter four is up and this time.... it’s sexier.... (each chapter can be a stand alone)

#good omens #ineffable husbands #aziraphale and crowley #fanfic #angst #fluff

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Sometimes, my rhymes can be quite crass

And life can make me feel like trash

There is no trouble, and I won't be rash

I simply cheer myself up with

Jim Kirk's Ass

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LOVE that the moral of Nightmare Before Christmas is stay in your lane, bitch.

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Sorry I forgot 😳

Chapter three. Chapter three. Angsty shit. Chapter three.

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Chapter three. Chapter three. Angsty shit. Chapter three.

#Good Omens #ineffable husbands #aziraphale and crowley #angst #fluff #MAJOr Aziraphale Whump this time guys