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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

#fave #you’re so right for that

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As @staff further refine the polls while they're rolling them out (still haven't gotten mine sadly), here's a suggestion of mine: Polls with a ten year time limit.

As of right now, it's impossible for polls to turn into long-running legendary posts. You can try, sure (see the bug race), but it's a week and then it's locked, fixed, done, and all that's left is for people to reminisce about that time there was a poll.

On the other hand, if a ten year poll gets popular, it can become part of Tumblr lore while still being updated. People can write passionate appeals for their vote and fight in the notes. Others can make graphs to show how the poll's majorities shift with each different US president or Taylor Swift album. People can make memes about "remember 2025, when option 3 was in the lead? That was a crazy time".

Why ten years, though, instead of a hundred or just no time limit? Because that way, the end becomes an event. People who voted in the poll when it was just a few hours old can watch the final countdown together, and there's a new point in Tumblr history: That day when we finally all agreed on the best option, and presumably also some important political stuff happened.

Now, granted, most ten year polls would never reach this level of notoriety. But it only takes a few polls like this to be worthwhile. Maybe this shouldn't be an option for users to select, but something the Tumblr website grants/pushes on you at random?

So, yeah. Ten year polls. They should be a thing.

#WHO SWEEEEEEEEP

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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

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ever since i was a young hydrogen particle 14 billion years ago i knew i wanted to be wasting all the hot water in the shower

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#fave #asdfghjklkjhgfdshshshshsh

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#fave

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Some Neon Tetras from ACNH

#fave #png #aes #!!!!!!!! I love them !!!!!!!!!

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If Jurassic Park was real the DefunctLand video on it would open with "66 Million Years ago, an asteroid the size of Mount Everest slammed into the Gulf of Mexico,"

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ex buzzfeed employees love sitting in threes on couches for their apology videos it's good enrichment for them

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at least on tiktok after watchers most recent update im seeing ppl say "backtracking is embarrassing" and i just cannot agree with that statement. they did something that got an overwhelmingly negative response, wouldn't you hope that they'd go back and change what they've done rather than doubling down?

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#that’s a beautiful suit!! #aes #fave

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The most wretched tragedy is that we let those 18th century ponytails with bow ties for men get out of style

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I love middle aged Benny headcanons but it think it is marginally funnier if Benny is mid 20s for 3 reasons:

Him at 17/18 taking over the Boot Riders and getting that god awful suit that he doesn’t event fill out yet (like it just started fitting as of the game)

His brain not being fully developed which does not help his canon INT stat of 3

You’re not my dad conversations between him and House that are supposed to be business oriented but Benny is getting pseudo grounded.

Also being a manlet and young is so funny seeing as he runs a casino and I bet he gets asked where his parents are by the other casinos as bullying cause he’s got chronic baby face.

i had to drop everything i was doing to draw benny getting grounded. thank you for this

#I’m screaming 😂😂😂

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NEVER ever forget to plan for the Minotaur. ALWAYS factor the Minotaur into your plans DO NOT FORGET THIS

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sorry to post facebook videos on main but the sound of jello going through an industrial shredder is both mesmerizing and horrible

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the cashier at barnes & noble just gave me this duck at checkout and they said “i give these to children and people with a certain vibe.”

floored to know something about me aligns with this duck

#someone’s been hiding these exact ducks on campus #I’m trying to find all 50 >:3

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TRUE SIGHT

#this is so cool!! #fave #hella rad fanart