Reconnecting to my child self by reading on the toilet
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daily tasks are: wake up haunted, get sick, wallow, memory loss, grief, get sick, do the dishes
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My grandma follows me on duolingo to know if ive died or not. Losing my streak now would be devastating in so many ways
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how to stop being depressed how to get rid of depression fast how to not be depressed anymore how to become undepressed how to end depressive episode and/or disorder
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not only is my new thesaurus terrible, but it’s also terrible
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Dating good to have someone listen to me monologue and they like doing it because my pussy is so strong
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Jane eyre was 19 while working for mr Rochester, she should have been experiencing crippling mental illness and a morbid longing for the picturesque at all costs
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pls drink a lot of wine and be extraordinarily well read and buy too much perfume and write a few too many love letters and spread affection and poetry wherever you go.
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This guy can't find the divine within the mundane! Kill him girls!
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be an unemployed depressed faggot
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I workout because im an ex-catholic and i feel like i need to be punished
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I need some girldick so good it’ll get me reciting ancient prophecies with concerning parallels to my personal hero’s journey, causing me to question if my righteous quest will ultimately end in tragedy.
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Retainers are kinda like a condom for your teeth except like in a dentalcore—hygienist kind of way
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