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Hey so I know it’s been awhile since I posted but Max is trying to win a music contest. This is their dream and he worked so hard on this. If y’all would like, comment, share, and tag Mothica in his video it would mean the world to us!

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeG84vjQ/

#Mothica #moth #aesthetic #music #writer #rap #art #share #Tik Tok #TikTok

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Bad and naughty kitties that mess with the Christmas tree get put in baby time.

#cats #baby #baby time #naughty #bad and naughty #Christmas #Christmas tree

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*BF and I talking about what turns us on.*

Me: I’m into dirty talking.

Him: *pulls my hair* that’s cause you’re a good little corn

Me: A GOOD LITTLE WHAT?!

Him: I WAS TRYING TO SAY WHORE, SLUT, and CUNT AND IT CAME OUT AS CORN

He proceeded to roll over and cry for about five minutes.

#dbd #dumb bitch disease #sex #kinks #corn #funny #misspeak #quotes #relationship goals #relationships #couple goals

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So something horrible happened last night.

So basically our kitten, Miss Midnight, was in the trash can and she’s small enough that I can pick her up with one hand but apparently I didn’t have a good hold on her cause I was trying to just move her to the other side of the bed.

But she was squirming

And I lost my grip-

And she, with my help, yeeted herself across the bed...

Directly onto my boyfriend’s crotch....

I hit my boyfriend in the Dick

With our cat

#cats #funny #couple goals #everyone is fine #no cats were harmed #love

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Some good pictures of our stupid babies. They are Meatball and Miss Midnight.

#cats #cat pictures #kitten #kittens #meatball #miss midnight #cute

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Bf: You’ve heard of lemonade

Me:

Bf: You’ve heard of limeade

Me:

Bf: You’ve heard of strawberry lemonade

Me:

Bf: But what about ONIONADE

Me: I hate you.

#jk i love him #onion #shrek #lemonade #couples #couple goals #gross

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Me: *holding the cat* Lets go see daddy

*We walk into the kitchen where Bf is struggling with the can opener*

Me: Say hi to daddy.

Bf: *patting Meatball on the head* Daddy wants to commit war crimes

#funny #boyfriendbehaviors #cats #angry #couple goals #can openers #frustration #war crimes

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Bf: Genocide is technically a group activity.

Me: I think you may need a thesaurus because those were not the best words to use.

#dark #misspeak #quotes #funny #boyfriendbehaviors #words #thesaurus #wrong word #no #humor

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Me: Babe we have 69 followers!

Bf: ....

Me: Don’t do it

Bf: .........

Me: Hoe don’t do it.

Bf:....................................nice

#nice #69 #funny #boyfriendbehaviors #joke #humor #meme #couple goals

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So uh.

A little update

My boyfriend and I have our own apartment

And we’re engaged.

We also have a cat

His name is Meatball

#engaged #new house #apartments #cats #kittens #meatball #update #cute #couple things #wedding

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Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.

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My boyfriend had a rough night.

Him: *crying into my stomach*

Me: It’s okay baby...

Him: *sobbing* why does it sound like your stomach is screaming?

Me: I don’t know, it just does that sometimes.

Boyfriend: *Still crying* I think someone is in there.

#crying #funny #cannibalism #stomach #quotes #couple goals #just couple things #weird couple

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We moved into our own place today. This convo with a friend sums it up pretty well.

#roaches #new place #hotels #bugs #funny #home #house #houses #apartments #text messages

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Me: *pointing a plastic knife at my bf* I’m gonna eat your ass with bread and butter!

Bf: *with headphones on* That’s nice

.

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.

...Wait what?!

#ass #eat ass #knife #knives #plastic #relationship goals #relationships #love #bread #butter #funny #humor

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At Arby’s.

Me: *rolls down the window to yell at the geese* Fuck you and everything you stand for!

#geese #fuck geese #questionable girlfriend behaviors #girlfriend behaviors #relationships #blog #goose #arbys

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Bf: If deaf people put earbuds in their mouth can they hear it?

Me: ...What?!

#asl #deaf #stupid #morosexual #boyfriendbehaviors #boyfriend behaviors #idiot #music #earbuds

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Quote from my boyfriend.

“I’m just saying I wouldn’t let a raccoon near my testicles!”

#racoon #funny #humor #quotes #quote #boyfriend behaviors #boyfriendbehaviors #inspirational