i love the term “found family” because it can mean anything from “over the course of our epic adventure we gradually came to realize that we had found the loving home and family we were all searching for in each other” to “i woke up in the same dumpster as this troop of idiots who immediately forcibly inserted themselves into my life despite my loud and repeated objections and increased the amount of problems in it by 200% and it hasn’t even been a week but i’m already prepared to die for every single one of them without a moment’s hesitation”
Last summer, we went to London for a vacation and I bought a queen Elizabeth mask. We then went to number 10 downing st and I demanded they let me in.
Oddly enough, he didn’t buy it.
I even tried to bribe him with a knighthood and one of my many castles.
Forgot my bloody key, and Phillip won’t open the door.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
thissssssssss pleaseeeeeee send me asksssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss i promise i’ll answer honestlyyyyyyyyy pleaseeeee i just want asksssss
God I’m begging you that would be so fun
* crashes in through window * In c-ace you couldn’t tell, you’re not bi yourself in this. It might not always be queer to see, but there’s always a light at the end of the tunnel. Keep going, doing the best you pan, and we will always be here for you. We see you and we love you, dude
I can’t think of a pun for lesbian I’m sorry
:D i cant think of any puns to reply with so yeah
dance with me? 🕺💃💃🕺💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🕺🕺🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃💃🕺💃💃🕺
bubble wrap was originally intended for use as wallpaper :O
MOTHER I REQUIRE INSANE AMOUNTS OF BUBBLE WRAP
do you skate?
I’ve tried, I used to have a skateboard but I broke it
Someone once tried to sell New Zealand on ebay in 2006-
HOW MUCH IM BUYING IT
Rainbows that happen at night are called moonbows!
Any house with a mail slot in its front door is actually a giant mailbox
I live in a giant mailbox-
Hello would you like some strange facts?
Heeeey I’m already sad and I wanna get sadder so someone please send some asks
Yellow: You are such a sunshiney person and my dash is always brightened whenever you post
Maroon: I wish you followed me
Teal: You make me happy ♥
Auburn: I love you
Burnt Sienna: I love you but it’s a different color
Navy: We should talk more
Magenta: You are my favorite tumblr user
Fuchsia: Come catch these hands…with your own. I wanna hold your hand.
Dodie Yellow: You are literally my favorite person ever.
Cerulean: I would come to your house at 3 in the morning if you were sad bc you deserve to be loved and to be happy
Baby Pink: u so attractive??? how u do dat??
Barbie Pink: You are the best at everything i don’t get how
Crimson: I wanna cuddle with you
Emerald: You are my inspiration.
Gold: I can’t believe you exist. You’re such a blessing to this earth
Silver: I can’t believe we’re mutuals
Aquamarine: You are goals
White: Your icon is goals
Black: Marry Me
Beige: Idk what to say except W O W
TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME