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quirkychicky · 2 years
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when you open a new tab and can’t remember why
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quirkychicky · 2 years
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funfact: your url does not have to display every single fucking fandom you are in jesus christ
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quirkychicky · 2 years
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who is tim horton and why does everyone in canada know him
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quirkychicky · 2 years
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For anyone who is unclear on the matter or needs to hear this: fictional characters, while awesome, are literally not real. They do not exist and therefore are not worth sending death threats and suicide bait to real people over. There are 0 exceptions to this rule.
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quirkychicky · 2 years
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Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. “If the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.”
A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it “monitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediately”.
Capitalism is so exhausting
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quirkychicky · 2 years
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quirkychicky · 2 years
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As someone who does not pay attention to lyrics in songs, I am always afraid someone who does pay attention is going to come along and see my music and be like “why are you listening to songs about kicking orphans and diverting funds from public libraries?” Like, I dunno! That’s news to me! The beat was fresh and the vibes were funky! I lose all knowledge of human language when the drum goes bop bop. I am as surprised and alarmed as you are.
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quirkychicky · 2 years
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So last night my roommate asked me if I could vacuum the stairs and I told her if I have free time we’ll see. Well that has now turned into a full temper tantrum from her, slamming every door and nearly breaking our dishwasher…over me being too busy to vacuum…
I don’t even know what to do at this point because how that ever could’ve warranted this reaction I don’t know. And now the rest of our poor roommates are walking on eggshells cause nobody knows what she’s gonna do next
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quirkychicky · 3 years
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quirkychicky · 3 years
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can you guys picture things in your head. like if i asked you to imagine a pink apple would you be able to see a pink apple in your mind
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quirkychicky · 3 years
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Lil Nas X - MONTERO ads
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quirkychicky · 3 years
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If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida
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quirkychicky · 3 years
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The Pokemon English Dub is good and here is my evidence
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quirkychicky · 3 years
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The kid will cherish this for their whole life. If they remember it.
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LIL NAS X and ELTON JOHN for Uber Eats
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quirkychicky · 3 years
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