quotesfromtheteenageunderground

[quotesfromtheteenageunderground]

What happened to all the asexuals in 2014? I miss them.

Christina 

#christina f

[quotesfromtheteenageunderground]

Hayley Kiyoko as Velma in Scooby Doo was the gay icon we needed.

Jill

#jill

[quotesfromtheteenageunderground]

The amount of freshmen that were freaked out by me looking at playboy magazines in the library was crazy! Yeah, I'm looking at a naked woman what's it to ya?

history professor 

[quotesfromtheteenageunderground]

I like sexy history topics. Y'all can do sexy topics too! Try it! They're fun!

history professor 

[quotesfromtheteenageunderground]

*in silent study hall*

Person 1: *coughs like crazy for a solid minute*

Person 2: Can you stop fucking dying, thanks.

[quotesfromtheteenageunderground]

David O: *makes weird mouth noise*

Chloe: Can you make that sound?

Mitchell: With my penis?!?

#david o #mitchell #chloe

[quotesfromtheteenageunderground]

If people really dated other people based on their personalities, we would be married by now.

Teja

#teja

[quotesfromtheteenageunderground]

Agh, I didn't get the cool parts of being gay.

Teja

#teja

[quotesfromtheteenageunderground]

Being a hoe is hard work.

Chloe

#chloe

[quotesfromtheteenageunderground]

I’m not a huge sex person, but if #51 on the ladies bball team were to come in my room right now and ask me ‘wanna have sex?’,  I would say yes. She could come in here with 50 Shades of Grey type of shit and I’ll still say yes.

Chloe

#chloe

[quotesfromtheteenageunderground]

If I don't lose my virginity in an Arby's bathroom, what's the point?

Christina 

#christina

[quotesfromtheteenageunderground]

I'm done. Mary Ball has drained me. She balled hard.

David O

#david o

[quotesfromtheteenageunderground]

Colin: *lifts Patrick in the air*

Chloe: That’s the most homosexual thing I’ve seen today and I saw Christina’s basketball shorts.

#chloe #christina #Patrick H

[quotesfromtheteenageunderground]

Drop yo’ asses. Shake yo’ glasses.

Chloe

#chloe

[quotesfromtheteenageunderground]

We bassoons play the black plague. We take a disease and make it beautiful.

Diego

#diego

[quotesfromtheteenageunderground]

If you hear a voice screaming off in the wilderness, it's actually Daniel.

Mr. McG

#mr mcg

[quotesfromtheteenageunderground]

Random Hall Kid 1: "What, are you fuckin' gay?"

Random Hall Kid 2: "Ye."

#random hallway kid