quotinghogwartshouses

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Hufflepuff: let's hold hands! All of us.

Slytherin: I think I'll pass.

Gryffindor: now it looks like we're making a triangle.

Hufflepuff: no, we're making a heart!

Ravenclaw: more like we're making a sect.

Slytherin: you're making fools of yourselves.

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Gryffindor: a moth has spent 24 hours in my bedroom.

Hufflepuff: aww she's basically your pet now. Have you thought of any names yet? I have some suggestions.

Slytherin: split your bills in a half and make it pay or kill it without hesitation.

Ravenclaw: what if she's a shapeshifter that has fallen in love with you? Roommates. Enemies to lovers. I should be writing this as we speak.

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Ravenclaw: the only bad part about having a life-size Levi Ackerman in your bedroom is that you feel very judged when you write smut before you sleep.

Gryffindor: you have a WHAT NOW?

Hufflepuff: you write SMUT??

Slytherin: you actually sleep???

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Slytherin:

Hufflepuff: are you alright?

Slytherin:

Gryffindor: okay they're not answering verbally. Let's do this. Raise your little finger if you're okay, raise your index finger if you're not feeling well.

Ravenclaw: ... or just give thumbs up or thumbs down.

Gryffindor: whatever. LOOK, THEIR HAND IS MOVING.

Slytherin: *raises middle finger*

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Hufflepuff: can you buy me a gremlin?

Ravenclaw: no.

Hufflepuff: why? And don't tell me it's because they don't exist. They do. I know.

Ravenclaw: but it's unethical. "Don't buy, adopt".

Hufflepuff: you're so right and wise.

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Going book shopping

Hufflepuff, with 4 books on each hand already: OMG THIS ONE IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY TOO.

Ravenclaw: so necessary you didn't even remember it existed until you saw it a solid second ago.

Hufflepuff: touché. How have you not picked a single book? You love them as much as I do.

Ravenclaw: because I want to finish all the books I have at home first, and I need to do a very extensive research about them before I buy them so I'm completely sure they will meet my high standards and I won't get disappointed.

Hufflepuff: that's pretty smart.

Ravenclaw: ... it's actually because I'm broke.

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Hufflepuff: what was that fancy word for people with fake behaviours?

Ravenclaw: "hypocrite".

Gryffindor: I was about to say [Slytherin].

Slytherin: HEY!

Slytherin:

Slytherin: you think my name sounds fancy?

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Hufflepuff: hey Raven... Do you know how to travel to a better parallel universe?

Ravenclaw: do you think that if I knew the answer I would be here???

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*Texting in the Houses group chat*

Gryffindor: do you have any favourite couples?

Ravenclaw: yes, you and **

Gryffindor: hey I don't know anyone whose name has only two letters!

Slytherin: please for Merlin's sake say sike

Hufflepuff: Gryff, sweetheart, even I got it

Gryffindor: so what did it mean?

Ravenclaw: ... You and me, you fucking moron

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So I'm back! Sorry for the inactivity guys I haven't forgotten about this blog, I just got into college! Hope I can be more active again soon :)

#mod talking

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Hufflepuff: remember when we were like 10 and I was constipated so you entered the bathroom with me with an entire bunch of bananas because you thought eating that could help me to shit but then your aunt caught me eating like 8 bananas while you stared??? Because I do frequently.

Ravenclaw: I DID WHAT

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"I'm not going to join that online class, it's a waste of time and I have better things to do, like procrastinating"

Gryffindor and Ravenclaw

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Hufflepuff: if I can move to a desert island and survive by eating fruits why don't I just do it?

Gryffindor: go ahead. No one's stopping you. Live your life to the fullest.

Slytherin: don't listen to Gryff, Huff. You're definitely not going to do that.

Ravenclaw: shut up she's talking about Animal Crossing you idiots.

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Wearing pyjamas

Slytherin: *laughs hysterically*

Ravenclaw: what happens what's going on

Slytherin: did you steal that thing from a nursing home?

Ravenclaw:

Slytherin:

Ravenclaw: I'm... I'm in striped pyjamas, you're wearing two hats at the same time

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The Hogwarts houses and types of teachers

Gryffindor: there are two types of teachers, the ones that still have some faith in me for some unknown and miraculous reason and the ones that think that I'm a complete and absolute failure.

Slytherin: there are two types of teachers, the ones that I care about so I actually pay attention during their classes and the ones that could die in front of me and I wouldn't even notice.

Hufflepuff: there are two types of teachers, the ones that think I'm cute and the ones that think I'm cuter.

Ravenclaw: there are two types of teachers, the ones that think that I am a model student because I've made them think so even if I am absolutely not and the ones that... well turns out there's only one type of teacher.

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Ravenclaw: i have SO MANY shitposts prepared

Hufflepuff: and how is your homework going? :)

Ravenclaw: please stop attacking me

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