Clary: Call my mom and tell her to meet us at the Empire State Building.
Jace: Okay... But what if she says no?... Jocelyn can be kind of... difficult.
Clary: Are you scared of my mother?
Isabelle: We all are.
Roger: I just ended a ten year relationship.
Brian: Omg, are you okay?
Roger: Yeah, it wasn't my relationship.
Ranpo: Vitamin C is Spanish for vitamin yes.
Todoroki: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.
Midoriya: Yeah, you're right. Break their bones, they have 206 of those.
All Might: SHOUNEN
p: <b>Jian Yi:</b> How's the most beautiful man in the world doing?<p/><b>Zhan Zheng Xi, not even looking up:</b> I don't know, how are you?<p/><b>Jian Yi, voice cracking:</b> Fine.<p/></p>
Atsumu: Is sand called "sand" because it's in between the land and sea?
Osamu: 'Tsumu, shut the hell up.
Mario, texting Luigi: What's for lunch?
Luigi: I already ate.
Mario: Oh... Without me?
Luigi: I was hungry!!! Do you want me to bring you something? What do you want?
Red: Guess what.
Red: In Toy Story, if one of the toys die, the kid owner wouldn't know. The rest of the toys would have to watch the kid play with the corpse of their friend.
Nicky: Why is that so dark?
Hinata: I wanna die.
Kageyama: I wanna murder somebody.
Kagehina: *share a glance*
Hinata: I'm going to... go to the bathroom...
Kageyama: Y'know I think I have homework... better get on that.
Sugawara: Alright, have fun!
: [Five seconds later]
Sugawara: wAIT FUCK NO COME BACK-
Kohaku: Stop copying me.
Gen: Stop copying me.
Kohaku: I love Senkuu.
Gen: He's mine. You got three seconds to run. 1...
Yashiro: Hanako-kun, are you okay?
Hanako, crying: Yeah, it was just these onions.
Yashiro, talking to the onions: What did you just say to Hanako-kun?!
Kurapika: C'mon, Killua. Are you too scared to admit it?
Killua: Admit what?
Kurapika: The fact that Gon stole your heart.
Killua: What heart?
Konoha: *taking a test*
Konoha: *circles "yes"*
Test: "If yes, please explain"
Konoha: *circles "no"*
Daisuke: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?
Haru: Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.
Chosuke: There are two kinds of people.
Yu Yang: When straight people assume I'm one of them I feel like a gay secret agent.
Jian Yu: Lesbionage.
Zhong Qiu Jie: Bi spy.
Uncle Pan: It's an ace case.
Lin Huan: Secret gaygent.
Percy: *rolls over in bed and knees Annabeth in the ribs*
Annabeth: You kneed me.
Percy, sleepily: Yeah I do need ya.
Yuki: So, what do we do?
Shigure: I don't know!
Yuki: But you're the oldest!
Shigure: NOT MENTALLY!
Phoibe: Exercise is so important for a healthy lifestyle. That's why I do yoga daily.
Phoibe: *lays face down on the floor*
Kassandra: You can't just do the "corpse" pose for an hour.
Phoibe: Watch me.
Kieran: Tomorrow is garbage day.
Lauren: I can't believe they have a whole day dedicated to you.
Bokuto with his responsibilities: SORRY COVER