sirius: after three years of dating, my boyfriend says he doesn’t love me anymore
remus: i didn’t say i don’t love you, i just said i’m not going to hex the slytherin quidditch team
james: it’s the same thing moony. it’s the same thing
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Happy Hallowe’en everyone 🧡
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Lily: so who was everyone’s gay awakening?
Sirius and James, immediately, at the same time: Remus
Sirius, laughing nervously: wait what?
Regulus: probably Lupin, yeah.
Peter: Moony in Fourth year.
Sirius, angry: wait, is there anyone here who’s gay awakening wasnt my boyfriend?
Lily: mine was Mary
Sirius: thank you, Lily.
Lily: … But I definitely did have the hots for Remus in third year.
Sirius: (screams)
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James: *sings* Galileo Galileo!
Sirius & Peter: Galileo Figaro! Magnificoo
James, Sirius & Peter: *waiting expectantly*
Remus: *rolls eyes* ffs
Remus: *sings* I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me…
James, Sirius & Peter: HE’S JUST A POOR BOY, FROM A POOR FAMILY-
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Space Void with Moon Phases Eyes 🌒 🌓 🌔 🌕 🌖 🌗 🌘
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I should be less worried about seeming annoying. plenty of people are annoying and they all seem to be doing fine
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Void cat but space, with moon for eyes~
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love removing songs from playlists like mmmmmmmmm actually not you lol
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to date, no actual demons have been summoned in the slytherin common room
this is not for want of trying
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Harry: Okay, we'll only be gone for the weekend, are you sure you're okay?
Teddy: It's fine, really don't stress.
Draco: Good, because we're not apparating back here.
Draco: Not even if there's a guy outside with a knife.
Teddy:
Harry: That won't happen.
Harry: They caught that guy
Teddy: what.
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Guys let’s be real. Remus Lupin was so not the mother hen of the marauders- that bitch would skip meals to study and refuse help after full moons and laugh at his friends when their pranks would backfire.
The real mother hen was James “Remus stop picking at that scar you’re going to make it bleed, Sirius you’re not too punk for breakfast sit down and eat your eggs, Peter as much as I approve of your chess skills you need to stop and do your Charms homework” Potter.
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