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fic where dean’s consciousness is thrown back in time to when he first met cas. he’s like ‘okie dookie gotta play the part” so he stabs cas in the chest bc that’s what he did the first time, right?

… except this time he visibly shudders and mumbles, “damn, that’s still hot.” 

at which point cas - whose consciousness has also been thrown back in time - realizes the same thing has happened to dean. 

they proceed to bicker like an old married couple (”WHY DID YOU STAB ME IF YOU’RE YOU YOU!?” “I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE YOU YOU! I WAS JUST PLAYING ALONG!” “YOU COULD HAVE ASKED, DEAN!” “HOW DO YOU EVEN START THAT CONVERSATION, CAS?”) while bobby watches, completely confuzzled.

#destiel #destiel pick n mix #supernatural

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Source smoothdunk on twitter

#gjfhdjskjssksjjshshshss #elongated muskrat #Tesla #comics

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BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"

#lol #bdsm

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Marlene Dietrich is detained at a train station in Paris in 1933 for violating the ban on women wearing trousers.

#hell yeah #marlene dietrich #vintage #1930s

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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

#hfjhsjshsjshjshshs #religion #cain and abel #christianity

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that muppet post reminded me, most if not all of the main muppets have twitter pages. Fav has gotta be Miss Piggys, which is filled with selfies and vaguely uplifting text thats also egocentric. all the comments are people complimenting her and being like “YAS QUEEN”

Close second is Gonzos. Which is just…unhinged

#the muppets #twitter

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do you think pushing someone down the stairs is erotic?

god. this is such a difficult question am i under oath

#hm #nowhere but on this hellsite #eroticism

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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

#meme origins #world heritage post #get the fries

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the voice in dean’s head when he thinks about coming out at 40

#real #dean studies #dean winchester #supernatural #making things about spn

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One of my favorite things about dracula daily is that we, tumblrina that we are, known lovers of sexy vampires just looked at Count Dracula, the most famous and sexualized vampire of our time,and we were all collectively: "Nah, he is awful."

And to be fair, that's how you are supposed to feel after reading the books, but I just think it's funny that Count Dracula is the only vampire we all just refuse to find sexy.

#there are many many superior men #the polycule's draw on us is too great #no matter your category of shipping preference #the polycule has you covered #and the polycule hates dracula #ergo #copying prev tags because. exactly #dracula #dracula daily

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haunted house uquiz by streetlighthalo

#ough #quizzes #orpheus and eurydice #this is a poem to me #one need not be a chamber to be haunted

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me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

#no but. for real #fanfic lyfe

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@renee561 @heatherfield @austennerdita2533 @missielynne @anyone else who wants to vote and reblog!

#films #things to watch

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Thank god they brought back An Amount Of Daylight That Makes You Want To Live. It was getting a bit scary for a minute there.

#sunlight past 7pm? transcendent #every year #daylight

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ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

#hey man how’s it going #disk horse

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#speech bubble #bones #star trek #i fuckin love space omg

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i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night

#scrungly #it a aninmal #duck