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as a treat for the defunctland guy we should all try to convince elon musk that he would be so so so good at designing roller coasters

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he looks so offended at the prospect of getting shit for laying down, and honestly i felt that in my soul

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the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

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this blog is a friendly space for twitter and tiktok refugees

but I am literally begging y'all to switch your icons and write literally anything human-like in your bios, we have been at WAR with the spam bots and you're dressed like the enemy

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It's so important to remember that tumblr is bad. Has been bad. And will likely remain bad for the foreseeable future. And that is vital to our survival. If Tumblr was a good website that worked, it would get turned into a corporate hellscape like every other site. It's so important that Tumblr is broken and poorly run and impossible to effectively navigate. It's all that's keeping us safe.

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When websites go "oh actually you have to use our app to view things on mobile now :)" evil. I will simply not do the thing now. Fuck your app.

#queue is the key

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I will forever respect Animorphs for tricking kids who are just really into animals to read a book series by going “Hey you, you daydream about what it’s like to be a dolphin or a bird or a wolf? Have I got a book for you!” and then slowly radicalizing them with 50+ books of “There are no winners in war. Whatever ‘victory’ you perceive comes at the cost of sacrificing your own morals and killing the part of you that is human. In the end you will resort to murder, torture and war crimes and the knowledge of what you have done will haunt you for as long as you live.”

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art by the talented @Secondlina you can read her comic on webtoons

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please for the love of God imagine a plate of spaghetti

i need to clarify that this combination of asks is the funniest fucking thing i have EVER received in my inbox. i just rolled around in my bed laughing for five minutes. i almost asphyxiated

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*missing the charging port on my phone* don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it

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The real mystery of Stardew Valley is WHO is harassing Linus? He's got all this dialogue about how people trash his tent and throw rocks at him . . . SOMEONE in this valley needs their ass kicked and I am ready and able

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Brennan: people here seem to perceive me as competitive

Brennan, earlier on the same show: there is no corner of my heart i would not turn out to the world for five points

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What are your pronouns?

Good question...