Shout out to the day i killed the queen via AO3, legendary (name of the fanfic is jigens sick adventure, yes it is a sickfic)
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from the river to the sea, Palestine will be free
#palestine #free palestine #illegal genocide
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hi I'm from your pseudo-medieval fantasy city. yeah. you forgot to put farms around us. we have very impressive walls and stuff but everyone here is starving. the hero showed up here as part of his quest and we killed and ate him
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sivi met his granddaughter tonight
he did not like it
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Unlike most magical schools, this one is made up of five mystical towers that directly teach themselves without the need for professors. Every year, the towers of the God-Blessed, Druids, Arcanists, and Warlocks welcome new students, but even the name of the Fifth Tower was forgotten.
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We said it before and will say it again: We love the work of painter Monica Ikegwu! The artist beautifully captures different characters and identities while connecting the realms of abstract art and realism: Just look at the intriguing connection between the background and foreground!
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#beautifulbizarre #monicaikegwu #painting #oilpainting #portrait #contemporaryart #realism #artist
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A job I was applying for mentioned I would be working with something called a “frosted flatwoods salamander”, which sounded positively delightful, so I looked them up and I could not be more pleased with what this beast looks like
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A heart shaped friend 🐮 she is picking flowers for her mums flower shop!! (i will be posting more about her and her family!)
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I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.
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Every day I am haunted
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Hey are Tiefling horns bone, ivory, or keratin
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i think the most wholesome prank i ever pulled was with a friend who had a polaroid camera and we were out one evening walking around the neighbourhood and this one neighbour had a garden gnome and we kidnapped him for the evening and took a bunch of polaroids of his wild night out: gnome on the swing set, gnome climbing a tree, gnome laying down next to an empty bottle of vodka, gnome just causing an absolute ruckus and then we took all the pictures and put them in a little see-through food storage bag to keep them dry and put them under the gnome who we left on the doorstep of the house we got him from
anyway a few nights later we walked past again and wondered if the photos had been found and what the person must have thought and then we saw the gnome in pride of place balanced on the window ledge, and stuck to the inside of the window behind him were the polaroids with a sign saying “The Boy On Tour”
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as I’ve got older I’ve realised the literal worst or most life destroying thing can happen and then u wake up the next day and it’s like. Ok now what
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i think it is unjust to deny a child their right to dig a hole motivelessly
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