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railmeharrypotter · 2 years
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[during Halloween]
harry: draco, we need more candy.
draco: but there’s only been like four kids.
harry: yeah, but one of them told me she loved me so I gave her everything.
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railmeharrypotter · 2 years
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harry: you believe me?
draco: harry, you’re the last good person on this planet. i‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
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railmeharrypotter · 3 years
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draco: hey, you wanna bang?
harry:
draco: i meant hang.
harry:
draco: actually, no, I didn’t.
harry:
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railmeharrypotter · 3 years
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harry: i’m the kind of person who likes to think things through.
draco: since when? i once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.
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railmeharrypotter · 3 years
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harry: fist me.
draco: i- what the fuck?
harry: [holds out fist for a fist bump]
draco: right. that’s what you- right okay Jesus fucking Chr-
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railmeharrypotter · 3 years
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ron: if i was a gardener, i'd put our 'two-lips' together
hermione: ronald come here.
— — —
*harry and draco watching from afar*
harry: why can't we be like them?
draco:
draco: if i were a gardener, you'd be my hoe
harry:
harry: that's why.
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railmeharrypotter · 3 years
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ron: why are you wearing malfoy's sweater harry?
harry: i- it's not malfoy's it-its' mine!
ron: uh huh, then what does the d stand for?
harry: ...
harry: dissapointment.
ron:
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railmeharrypotter · 3 years
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harry: only an idiot would fall for me.
draco: HEY I'M NOT AN IDIOT!!
harry: w-
draco:
draco: shit-
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railmeharrypotter · 3 years
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draco: i have very high standards.
blaise: really? *points to harry just smiling*
draco:
draco: he reached all my standards.
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railmeharrypotter · 3 years
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draco: *hugging harry*
draco: i've only had harry for a day and a half.
draco: but if anything happened to him i would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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railmeharrypotter · 3 years
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ᴘɪᴄᴋ-ᴜᴘ ʟɪɴᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴀʀʀʏ
harry: kiss me if i'm wrong, but dinosaur's still exist right? ;)
draco:
draco: what the hell is a dinosaur?
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