I would like to have a brain that is nicer to me
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person: do you have tumblr?
me: yes
person: whats your url?
me: no
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oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage
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hi yes I'd like to order a fucking break for the next million years please. thankyou.
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No one:
Tumblr when my WiFi is connected and working perfectly:
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why is trying to make a new friend so embarrassing. hi. me again. asking for your attention once more even though i am literally just some random person to you. it's because i want to be not just a random person to you. please understand
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i wanna be the reason you smile and laugh but also why you cum.
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sometimes I see y'all going through my blog and I'm tempted to DM you "come here often?" but I don't wanna be creepy lol
reblog this to let a dyke know it's okay to DM you
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