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rainey-staerie-daize

𝔻𝕒𝕚𝕫𝕖𝕕 & ℂ𝕠𝕟𝕗𝕦𝕤𝕖𝕕

Raine ★ 19 ★ she/her ★ INTP-T ★ ♏ ★ come for the fandom content, stay for the personal stories of my life that no one asked for ★ vent blog, public diary, journal, whatever you wanna call it ★ also reblogs a ton of other people's posts ★ forgets to tag stuff sometimes ★ if you like anything, go ahead and reblog it ★ if you make a meme out of my art, please send it to me so I can laugh too ★ asks and inbox are always open

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rainey-staerie-daize·5 hours agoText

wendesaurus:

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hahahahahha………………..

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youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

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rainey-staerie-daize·5 hours agoText

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

dogwithpants:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

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piece-of-stepped-on-gum:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

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random-ass-bisexual:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

finally made that patreon page ya’ll been on about

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that’s fair. i did make a real one though

I will throw you into the dashcon ball pit.

lol sorry, couldn’t resist. real link is one of these three:  link 1  link 2  link 3

😂😂😂😂😂😂ok ok. i’m a horrible being and ya’ll have been good sports. if you enjoyed this and my other extremely aggravating handcrafted shitpostery, consider checking out my patreon?  There aren’t any tiers or exclusive content, but i will be taking requests & suggestions down the line. also might put together a raffle and/or d&d game for the first [x] patrons to sign on.

boost this please

I didn’t even click the link but I already know you rick rolled them

i swear it’s not a rick roll

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*PINK ELDRITCH CACKLING*

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WELCOME TO BIGGEST-GAUDIEST-PATRONUSES.HELL! THERE IS NOTHING NOBLE HERE! PICK A GOD & HOLD IT ACCOUNTABLE! WE SOW OUR SEEDS IN A BARREN LAND! FOLLOW TO SUFFER. UNFOLLOW TO TEMPT A PERNICIOUS FATE. SUPPORT ON PATREON FOR NO DISCERNABLE RETURN ON INVESTMENT:

  • $1 tier patrons get: I WILL SEEP INTO YOUR NIGHTMARES
  • $3 tier patrons get:  I WILL HANG FROM THE CEILING AND WATCH YOU SLEEP. THERE WILL BE DRIPPAGE
  • $5 tier patrons get: THE FULL ON SLEEP PARALYSIS EXPERIENCE. 
  • I sit by your bed. I grin at you. My eyes are so red. So tiny. They glitter in the dark. I widen my smile. You cannot move. My fingers are inexplicably long. 

I SHALL CRAWL THROUGH YOUR AIR VENTS, RATTLE YOUR WALLS, REPLACE YOUR CAT, HAUNT YOUR FRIDGE, CLOG YOUR DRAIN PIPES, AND USE YOUR RAIN GUTTERS AS A SLIP N SLIDE. NONE OF THOSE ARE PATREON REWARDS, THEY WILL JUST HAPPEN REGARDLESS. THE ONLY TRUE STRIPTEASE INVOLVES REMOVING THE SKIN. THAT’S A MENTAL IMAGE YOU HAVE NOW EXPERIENCED. YOU CAN UNFOLLOW BUT YOU CAN NEVER UNSEE. THE ACTUAL LINK IS www.patreon.com/gaud YOU POOR MISTREATED LUGNUTS. HERE IS AN APPLE IN THE SHAPE OF A TOOTH HAVE A TERRIBLE DAY

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This is it. The worst post on tumblr.

HAPPY FIRST OF APRIL, FOOLS!

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rainey-staerie-daize·7 hours agoText

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was in a tattoo parlor and Rihanna came in wearing bell bottom jeans, chuncky heels and no shirt. When I asked her where her shirt was, she looked me in the face and said, “Oh hun, today is a titties out kind of day.“ 

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rainey-staerie-daize·7 hours agoPhoto

boyuck:

valsdas:

this is the strawberry chihuahua of prosperity, reblog to have a bountiful and delicious 2018

a study.

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rainey-staerie-daize·7 hours agoText

staff:

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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rainey-staerie-daize·7 hours agoText

r-maliciouscompliance:

This happened months ago but coworker recently reminded me about it.

Little background: I have very thick curly hair, and as should be obvious, I do not brush my hair when it’s dry. That is not a thing you do when you have wavy or curly hair unless you want your hair to look like a bush, but people don’t seem to get it.

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rainey-staerie-daize·7 hours agoText

welpnotagain:

me, desperately: can we please get something done?!

my inner demon, who is also me: IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADA

tragedycamp:

adhd is so funny it’s like being possessed but with myself

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rainey-staerie-daize·7 hours agoVideo

intheknowfoodie:

In the Know Foodie Recipe: Whipped Dalgona coffee

Dalgona coffee is the latest food trend that everyone’s whipping up in their kitchens

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