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My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting

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#shark teeth baby

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okay, I have 2 loose recipes now

a. classic

2lb 'greens' [can include any dog safe veg with high fibre]

2lb muscle meats, lean as I can get it.

2-3 eggs

b. love

2 lb greens

1.5 lb muscle meats, lean

0.5lb organ meat

2-3 eggs

these are classic fibre bombs and love bombs. the love bomb recipe will likely get tweaked as I go.

instructions;

grind greens down, set aside to drain water [thinking cheese cloth sacks with weight on top]

grind meats removing fats as you go [organ meats here too for love bombs]

hand mix greens and meats in a bowl

break 2 eggs into bowl and mix, add additional egg if needed.

spread thin on a cookie sheet and back 20 minutes at 120F/until meat is cooked.

cool and cut into small rectangles.

Layer small cookies on dehydrator - dehydrate at recommended meat temp until crisp.

weigh and bag.

Thinking about maybe doing dog treats side hustle.

Not sure yet if its worth it, but my boys are LOVING the 'fibre bombs' I made for them. And, its really good filler for Ianto's diet. Ianto feels hungry and wants food, but also needs to lose weight so this is the recipe I came up with for him.

1 lb green beans [offered them raw, not interested]

1/2 lb Asian cabbage - forget what was on sale

1 bunch watercress greens

10ish carrots

about 3lb lamb shoulder.

Blend up all veg in a food processor,

set aside.

blend up all meat in food processor, remove fat as possible but not worry about it too much.

realize I have about double the mass of 'greens' as meats. Pull out some chicken thighs that have been badly freezer burned over the last 18 months.

blend chicken.

Mix 1/2 greens with lamb, other half with chicken [because the cats we are moving in with have chicken allergies].

spread lamb-and-greens mix onto a lined cookie sheet and bake on about 150F until cooked through, drain, cool, try to pop into a dehydrator. realize the dehydrator is dead, set back in oven. forget about it. come back to very crunchy treats.

spread the chicken-and-greens into a muffin tin and a loaf pan. set in oven at about 150F until fully cooked. transition into cooling rack then fridge.

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Both Ianto and Klaus like these - though Ianto likes them more than Klaus. Because its so much fibre it basically doubles the amount of poop in the house, but that's it. Its something he can snack on late in the day if he thinks he needs more food. I can use it at meal topper to make his kibble more interesting. I can use the crunchy ones as very easy training treats.

With the cats sensitivities I can use any meat other than chicken for them and they can enjoy it too.

And, if I can justify the initial cost of a new dehydrator and some simple cookie cutters, it might be an easy source of money to make more of the treats in the future.

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i swear some of the polls on this site look like

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Thinking about maybe doing dog treats side hustle.

Not sure yet if its worth it, but my boys are LOVING the 'fibre bombs' I made for them. And, its really good filler for Ianto's diet. Ianto feels hungry and wants food, but also needs to lose weight so this is the recipe I came up with for him.

1 lb green beans [offered them raw, not interested]

1/2 lb Asian cabbage - forget what was on sale

1 bunch watercress greens

10ish carrots

about 3lb lamb shoulder.

Blend up all veg in a food processor,

set aside.

blend up all meat in food processor, remove fat as possible but not worry about it too much.

realize I have about double the mass of 'greens' as meats. Pull out some chicken thighs that have been badly freezer burned over the last 18 months.

blend chicken.

Mix 1/2 greens with lamb, other half with chicken [because the cats we are moving in with have chicken allergies].

spread lamb-and-greens mix onto a lined cookie sheet and bake on about 150F until cooked through, drain, cool, try to pop into a dehydrator. realize the dehydrator is dead, set back in oven. forget about it. come back to very crunchy treats.

spread the chicken-and-greens into a muffin tin and a loaf pan. set in oven at about 150F until fully cooked. transition into cooling rack then fridge.

--

Both Ianto and Klaus like these - though Ianto likes them more than Klaus. Because its so much fibre it basically doubles the amount of poop in the house, but that's it. Its something he can snack on late in the day if he thinks he needs more food. I can use it at meal topper to make his kibble more interesting. I can use the crunchy ones as very easy training treats.

With the cats sensitivities I can use any meat other than chicken for them and they can enjoy it too.

And, if I can justify the initial cost of a new dehydrator and some simple cookie cutters, it might be an easy source of money to make more of the treats in the future.

#dog food #dogs #ianto dog #klaus puppy #service dog #weight loss #animal husbandry

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I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#to clarify #I wear glasses #low vision and vision loss #can be disabling #glasses can be an accessibility tool #I am not disabled by my vision issues

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#not a rich person thing #a rich person doesn't need the fund. #a middle-class person thing #I know this because that's what my family was #I am now squarely working class - not quite working poor #but my folks knew when I was 4 and their oldest was 8 that they had to PLAN for our education because they wouldn't #otherwise be able to send all 3 of us to Uni which was their [very middle class] goal #So they started saving at that time.

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I saw this and decided to watch the episode. My Chihuahua started growling as soon as the episode started and stopped wen I started typing this.

Klaus disapproves of Criminal Minds.

Spencer Reid in: A Good Husband (12x12) Criminal Minds

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SUPERBOOPS YOU

SUPERBOOPS YOU BACK

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reblog this and boop the person you're reblogged it from

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I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such

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This website is too mobile focused these days. Reblog and tell me what your desktop/laptop background is.

#laptop #photo of Ianto and me on his 3rd day home #my phone [if anyone cares] has Ianto sleeping on his new bed the day we moved to Camel town as a lock screen and Ianto and Klaus whe #when he was brand new to GVA in the museum. Ianto looks dignified. Klaus looks half asleep

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it’s talking heads kermit friday

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#54 because mold

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I can't get over the fact that Dick fucking Cheney said, basically, that Trump is too evil of a dude for him to get behind.

That's like... fuck, idk... that's like Dick Cheney saying a politician is too fucking evil for him to work with. The dude who famously shot a dude in the face and the dude apologized to him. That fucking guy.

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mass murderer on a log

And dressed in greem