Kunimi: I wanna be a horned lizard
Kindaichi: ...why?
Kunimi: I wanna squirt blood from my eyes as a defense mechanism
Kindaichi: What the fuck
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Suga: Oh god, all this stress can't be good for the baby
Daichi: What baby?
Suga: Me. I'm the baby.
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reblog if you:
- flinch away when someone touches you.
- panic when you accidentally break an object.
- get scared when someone walks behind you.
- feel your heart rate increase at every sudden noise.
- are easily panicked by slightly-louder-than-normal sounds.
- stare apprehensively at your bedroom doorway for hours at night.
- have trouble making eye contact with people.
- always feel either too mature or too immature for your age.
- simultaneously crave and be terrified of physical contact.
because i do all of these
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Hinata: Chillax!
Tsukishima: That's not a real word
Hinata: Sometimes the people who deny the word "chillax" need to chillax the most
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Yachi: Wait but if I have social anxiety, and you have social anxiety, then who's gonna ask for more ketchup packets?
Yamaguchi: Tsukki, because he has the mom friend override
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Oikawa: People who leave their phones on DND all night really don't care about anyone's life
Iwa: Of you decide to have a crisis after 11pm, that's your problem
Hinata: Wait how do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons
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Kaminari: nope, I don't wanna talk to you. I feel hurt and betrayed.
Mina: Why is he so mad at you?
Shinsou: I used a normal charger instead of him when my phone died
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So I made a thing
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Sero: We can't go in there, it says 18+ and there are only 2 of us
Kaminari: Sero, you idiot
Kaminari: We'll just invite more people
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Mina: Everyone has a toxic trait. Except for Midoriya, he's too pure
Midoriya: Actually my toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a raccoon
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Midoriya: How are you?
Todoroki: I'm fine
Midoriya: What do you mean by "fine"
Todoroki: It means I'm perfectly content but I also wouldn't mind if the sun exploded right now and killed us all
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Sero: Bro just turn the lights off bro that way it's not gay
Kaminari: Then how will I see your beautiful eyes bro?
Sero: Bro...
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Kirishima: Katsuki's so cute (and manly)
Sero: He just set Kaminari on fire
Kirishima: I said cute not harmless
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Mina: It's called gay rights because I'm gay and always right
Kirishima: Yesterday you said the sun was a planet
Mina: ...is it not?
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Iida: Killing people is wrong, however bad they may be, it is still a human life and has value
Uraraka: Didn't you attempt to murder someone once
Iida: That was different and also I'm offended
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Vlad King: Eraser, your problem children are a bad influence on my class
Aizawa: Would you like to see how many flying fucks I give
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