do you think mocking catholicism is funny
yes. next question
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Herman Greenhill: I'm such a monster! I murdered some bullies!
Ciel: That's cute.
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I actually don't feel at all bad for Sebastian when Ciel has him do an incredible amount of work because Sebastian:
Made O!Ciel believe it was his fault R!Ciel died.
Was only able to make the contract because Ciel had no other way out.
Is planning on eating Ciel's soul.
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I'm convinced that the current P4 were chosen because the original headmaster and the teachers got drunk one day and were like, "Lol, we've got four students with colors in their names. We've got the chance to do the most ironic thing ever."
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I'm pretty sure Vincent was also a slut. Evidence:
tell me this doesn’t fit perfectly
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Ciel’s dad is insane. His wife got sick and the first thing he did was call up his boytoy from highschool so he could aggressively flirt with him in front of his son for a few hours while he forces him to cook for his wife.
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This just in: mangaka Yana Toboso chooses irony, but fans call it Like Father Like Son.
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Lucifer had a son, the antichrist, back in Victorian times. The reason the world didn't end was that the antichrist went up against Ciel.
Sebastian was very proud of his young master.
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UGH, witness my SON, being the WORST out of all these boys I have to look after
😩
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Yeah, he's a different kind of spoiled brat thank you very much 😤
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I'm rereading Kuroshitsuji, and I'd forgotten what it was like to have a decent-sized chapter!
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I'm not sure how it will turn out, but I'm writing a Vindee au based on Carmilla.
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Abigailesque future for Demon!Ciel and Sebastian where because the contract is no longer valid, Sebastian needs to leave sometimes to make other contracts so he can eat. But he keeps returning to Ciel, and they pose as father and son.
But things are strained because their relationship has always been toxic and neither is the type to talk.
Sometimes, when Sebastian is away, Ciel gets bored, and he pretends to be the son of some rich guy. He arranges for enemies of his underworld empire to kidnap him, then he picks them off.
Cue Sebastian returning one day to Ciel telling one of the kidnappers, "The ransom won't work. My dad doesn't care enough. He thought he wanted a child, but now he's never around.
Sebastian: (sigh) Young master, you know very well that if you simply call, I would be here in a second.
Kidnapper: Who the fuck are you!? How did you get in here!?!
Ciel: Oh. You're home early.
Sebastian: And it's hardly kind to play with your food.
Longer backstory under cut.
From Ciel's pov, the one thing he could count on was that one day, Sebastian would take his soul and the pain would be over. Then he was forcibly changed into a demon. There's a lot of trauma from that. But he also thinks the only reason Sebastian stays is because the contract makes him. He feels somewhat guilty about it and thinks Sebastian resents him.
From Sebastian's pov, yes, he's bitter he worked for so long and can never get paid. But the contract is clearly no longer valid, something he doesn't understand how Ciel can't see. Still, he's more than willing to pretend otherwise because to admit the truth would invite awkard questions, like why he's still there. He feels guilty because he was supposed to protect Ciel, and he was unable to do so. And he's fond of the kid.
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My headcanon is that Diedrich knew o!Ciel wasn't R!Ciel, but he never said anything because the kid had been through enough already. He wasn't going to rat him out, even if he didn't understand why he was doing it.
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I saw Abigail. It was good. Not great, but good.
But now I'm convinced that Demon Ciel also engineers his own kidnappings when he gets bored and needs to take out some enemies.
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Demon Ciel has gone undercover in schools multiple times over the centuries.
Starting in the digital era, whenever they come back, Sebastian's phone is full of pictures like this (not my art, just linking to it):
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