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randomavengersquotes·a year agoText

unearnedwisdom:

thelittlegit:

PSA PEOPLE

I just want to say that it is ok for people to personally not agree with the LGBTQ+ community, as long as their not homophobic about it. Theres a diffrence between the two. Its perfectly fine if sombody personally doesnt agree with it, aslong as their respectful about it. I personally am asexual and aromantic, and i have a gay friend and a straight friend. My straight friends religion is what the bible teaches, and because of that she personaly doesnt agree with it. But that doesnt mean she puts us down for it, tells us we’re wrong or is mean about it, THATS homophobic. Instead, shes respectful. Her religion doesnt mean we cant be friends, infact our little group is the closest friends we have. We just respect that she personally doesnt agree with it, and dont talk about that sort of stuff. Thats fine, we just talk about anything that isnt their love lives. She has no problem with us, or us being apart of the LGBTQ+ community, and we dont put her down for her religion. A homophobe is sombody that speaks their opinion about the community ALOT, and uses it to make others feel bad about it. There is a diffrence between a homophobic person and a person that personally and respectfully doesnt agree with it.

I can also disrespectfully disagree while not being homophobic too.

Im not trying to be mean or anything, but the definition of a homophobe is sombody whos disrespectful to, and puts down the lgbtq+ community, so if you are purposely disrespectful or discriminating to the lgbtq+ community, then that is by definition being homophobic. This post is specifically about being RESPECTFUL, please dont twist the words

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randomavengersquotes·a year agoText

thelittlegit:

PSA PEOPLE

I just want to say that it is ok for people to personally not agree with the LGBTQ+ community, as long as their not homophobic about it. Theres a diffrence between the two. Its perfectly fine if sombody personally doesnt agree with it, aslong as their respectful about it. I personally am asexual and aromantic, and i have a gay friend and a straight friend. My straight friends religion is what the bible teaches, and because of that she personaly doesnt agree with it. But that doesnt mean she puts us down for it, tells us we’re wrong or is mean about it, THATS homophobic. Instead, shes respectful. Her religion doesnt mean we cant be friends, infact our little group is the closest friends we have. We just respect that she personally doesnt agree with it, and dont talk about that sort of stuff. Thats fine, we just talk about anything that isnt their love lives. She has no problem with us, or us being apart of the LGBTQ+ community, and we dont put her down for her religion. A homophobe is sombody that speaks their opinion about the community ALOT, and uses it to make others feel bad about it. There is a diffrence between a homophobic person and a person that personally and respectfully doesnt agree with it.

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randomavengersquotes·a year agoText

randomavengersquotes:

justice-lesbian-streams:

dovabunny:

The single funniest thing I’ve seen in 2019 (sound on)

This is so funny? Why does it only have 500 notes I’m screaming I feel this Italian in my soul

@little-euro-girl IM DEAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAA

OK I GOOGLED THE FULL VIDEO AND IM FUCKING S C R E A M I N G YOU GUYS NEED TO SEARCH ‘how people rush b’ AND WATCH IT IM DYING ITS SO FUNNY TRUST ME

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randomavengersquotes·a year agoText

psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

*shows up at your door on one knee with mc donalds and ben and jerrys ice cream* would you do me the honor….. of being my platonic partner?

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randomavengersquotes·a year agoText

ifijust-layhere:

owari26:

wolfsrainrules:

north-peach:

otterlyardent:

sterek-helinski:

justdrarryme:

azkaabanter:

ladyyinburgundy:

marvelmisha:

pizzapopolis:

jenroses:

johanirae:

caressthosecheekbones:

conversationswithjohnlock:

kaeltale:

namesonboats:

andordean:

a-daks:

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

Canon: They lived in modern times and did modern things!

Fanfic: “And they boarded the Titanic on a cold day in 1912…”

The fucking accuracy though. 

Oh gosh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Canon: And though they loved each other endlessly, they grew apart and married other people, left forever questioning what could have been.

Fanfic: Well, here’s 179 chapters of what could’ve been. 

Canon: Okay, this is the end, here’s how the rest of them died.

Fanfic: Yeah, no. Lemme show you how (character) goes back in time.

Canon: And this is why (THING) would never work.

Fanfic: Yeah, but I can give you 46 chapters of how to get around that.

Canon: Ends up marrying the girl with zero romantic development.

Fanfic: Well, no, Lemme give you 50 chapters how he ends up being gay for the person he used to hate with a PASSION.

Canon: They are awkward and shy

Fanfic: Um actually, here is 10,000 words on them being a sex god.

Canon: hes mildly protective but quite standoffish

Fanfic: hahah funny story, they cuddle every night while watching movies untill one person falls asleep on the other!

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randomavengersquotes·a year agoPhoto

amazinghowyoulove:

somethinglronic:

amazinghowyoulove:

somethinglronic:

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

white people let their white children do whatever they want even in public spaces

Oh I thought maybe like free for the taking

that’s amazing

Ok but question: is it just white people that let their babys run naked across beaches because its fucking embarrassing once u reach self awareness and realise there is literally a framed photo of your baby self naked right on your parents dresser.

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randomavengersquotes·a year agoText

Rhodey: you guys are so alike!

Peter: aw thank you!

Tony: why are you saying thank you? Thats a compliment to ME, but its an insult to you.

Peter: what? No its not! I’d love to be you!

Tony: no, you dont. You’re way to innocent to be me.

Peter: no im not!

Tony: kid, when i was your age i was sleeping with a diffrent girl every night. You know what the worst thing i’ve watched you do is? Yesterday i watched you close your eyes through a seductive advert for a porn website so you could watch mulan on an illegal site.

Peter:

Tony: you’re as innocent as a ladybug.

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randomavengersquotes·a year agoText

xmarveled:

thorfanficwriter:

bolontiku:

jovialyouthmusic:

So a lot of us writers (and readers too) have always had a little fantasy with a love interest going on in our head right from the start - I’d love to know who was your very first crush - I’m not talking Jimmy from infant/grade school, I’m talking actors, singers, musicians, TV presenters - who made you go all gooey right from the start?

I will admit that my first crush was Batman, but so I don’t give my age away I won’t say which one 

Tell us your very first fantasy crush and tag five others 

@sirbeepsalot @drakeandcamilleofvaltoria @dcbbw @bobasheebaby @katedrakeohd @stopforamoment @annekebbphotography @fromthedeskofpaisleybleakmore @notoriouscs

Thank you @pegasusdragontiger so another one? Alright. I was raised on novellas so this guy i used to rush home to catch him!

Cartoon wise?

Tagging: @sarahp879 @wildefire @thorfanficwriter @alexaduke @honey-bee-holly @just-a-kj-blog

The first one I can remember…I think I was 5 or 6 at the time… was Donny Osmond!

Tagging: @cchellacat @lancsnerd @superrezzy00 @spacemansam @xmarveled

Ty for tagging me bby @thorfanficwriter!❤️

This bitch got my heart the first time I saw him. 😫🤤 i tag @bxcksdoll @phanoffandoms67 @odinson-barnes @waiting-for-motivation @randomavengersquotes @straightouttaneptune and @glitterquadricorn 💕💖

Dont get crushes im not attracted to anybody in any way ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ l o o p h o l e

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randomavengersquotes·a year agoText

mycatshuman:

mycatshuman:

mycatshuman:

Accidentally made a series, anyone wanna take a few guesses? Ask for some hints?

Anyone want some hints?

Hint: the second part of this series is called Fiery Ash.

Literally i swear if you put virgil and roman through some famous fire from time i-

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randomavengersquotes·a year agoAnswer
Any tea fam?

I actually do for once 💅

So we found one of my friends crying in the bathroom at a social thing and apparently sombodys spread rumors that shes made out with one of our friends and the only person we can think of that would do it is another one of our friends and if she did then thats gonna turn on my protective instincts because the friend this happened to has been betrayed in this way before and has had a rly hard life and our suspect knows this and yeah. To a kid our age it seems dramatic, but at the same time, the whole subject confuses me. The thing is, my friend had to move here and move schools and whole lives because one of her ex friends told everybody shed had sex with and made out with this dude, and everybody belived her and wouldnt talk to my friend for like years. So yeah

Thats the tea ill update as it happens💅💅💅

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randomavengersquotes·a year agoText

Peter: *staring at his phone*

Tony: ……whatcha doing?

Peter: trying to think of what to text ned.

Tony:

Tony: why?

Peter: because i want to talk to him but have nothing to say and no idea how to start conversations.

Tony:

Tony: so… you just sit there… trying to think of somthing you can say…. to start a conversation with your best friend?

Peter: yup.

Tony: can i ask you a question?

Tony: how many times have you done this with me?

Peter:

Peter: *jumps out of window*

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randomavengersquotes·a year agoText

ojeorh:

Random Asks:

1: got any tea to spill? If so, spiiillll!

2. Fav fanfiction trope

3. Fav things to draw

4. Do you have any other personal accounts we dont know about?

5. Tell me somthing i didnt know about you

6. if you had to dye your hair any colour what colour would you pick?

7. Fav tv show

8. Fav movie

9. When you’re bored, what do you binge watch?

10. If you had to choose between instagram and tumblr what would you pick?

11. Do you have an ao3 or wattpad acc, if so whats your name on it?

12. Fav sentimental item you have

13. Do you have anything you really want but cant afford?

14. Do you have any random items you’ve developed an emotional connection to for no reason?

15. Funniest story you’ve ever heard

16. Most dangerous thing you’ve done

17. Best come back you have ever said

18. Do you have any inside jokes? If so, explain one

19. Darkest secret

20. Ever had any wierd wrong number experiances? What was it?

Go ahead im always up for asks i luv em :)

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randomavengersquotes·a year agoText

Peter: what the FUCK!

Steve: language!

Peter:

Peter: would you prefer a diffrent one?

Steve:

Peter: maby spanish? que mierda?

Steve:

Peter: what about russian? что за хрень?

Steve:

Peter: i didnt think so. So shut the fuck up and let me swear you mouldy clementine.

Steve:

Steve: what the fuck.

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randomavengersquotes·a year agoText

altruistic-skittles:

Ya know, as much as I love sitting on my Virgil Angst hilltop, I kinda want to write a story where he saves all the other sides.

Like, Virgil is this rich millionaire that inerited everything from his parents and has PTSD from being kidnapped as a kid, so he’s constantly watching his back for people that might hurt him.

Then he happens to come across this struggling college student in a library after accidentally spilling his coffee on him. He comes to find the student’s name is Logan, and he’s attending a local college. Virgil notices Logan is studying astrology and sits down and let’s Logan go off about everything he’s learned and nerd out about everything. And Virgil enjoys his company so much that he comes back every day. It’s not until a month later that he realizes he’s slowly started liking having this weird nerdy kid as an aquaintence, and it’s been so long since he’s let someone in. So he nervously asks Logan

“Hey, are we friends yet?”

And Logan sits there for a moment like “Yes, I believe we are.”

The two of them go out together every Saturday for casual outings, starting with this coffee shop with a rather flirty barista who ends up writing his number on Virgil’s cup. Virgil is really embarrassed, because he’s aro/ace and doesn’t want a relationship, and he asks Logan what he should do, because he doesn’t want the guy hanging. And Logan explains that Roman is just like that and he’ll probably be fine. However, Roman comes back and sits at their table, and Virgil nervously mentions that he’s not interested.

Roman sighs and says, “Figures. You’re the fifth straight guy I’ve hit on this week.”

And Virgil corrects him that he’s not straight. Roman apologizes, and he stays at the table to talk a little longer. Virgil finds out that Roman is saving up to move to New York City, where he hopes to be on broadway. When Roman leaves, Logan explains that Roman is very lovely, but he trusts way too easily, and that gets him in trouble.

The three of them start meeting up on the weekends, usually whenever Roman is off, and they start spending more time together. They have become the three inseperables, going to the library and the coffee shop together just to vent about life.

Or at least, the other two vent while Virgil listens. He doesn’t feel he has the right with these two suffering through so much while he sucked on a silver spoon his whole life.

As they’re leaving the coffee shop, they’re run into by this young teen with patchy skin. They hear someone yelling for the kid to stop, and he takes off down the street again. However, the police officer catches him easily after he was stopped. He starts yelling for the officer to let him go, but they won’t let up.

Virgil notices the bag the boy was running with spilled on the ground, and inside are several bottles of medicine. The theif stares at Virgil intently, and the officer mentions that the kid was stealing it all. The kid is in near tears, and Virgil hears him begging to let him go, because his older brother is sick and he didn’t have enough money for the medicine. Virgil offers to pay for it. The officer takes the money, and the kid takes the medicine and runs off.

Through coincidence, they meet the young theif in the grocery store the next day after he puts an apple in his satchel. Virgil offers to pay for the kid’s order. The kid asks why Virgil cares about someone like him.

Virgil responds, “I don’t, but I know you need help.”

The teen is rather embarrassed, and he allows the trio to pay for his order. Though, he’s less than pleased when they follow him home.

They arrive at this broken down building that looks abandoned. The teen is hesitant to lead them inside, not really trusting any of them, but he takes a chance. He goes in a narrow hole carved in the brick, and inside they find a pile of patchy blankets. A head pokes out of the blanket and greets the teen, but his voice slowly trails off as he notices the three strangers with his brother.

The theif (named Dee) explains that he and his brother, Patton, have been alone since their parents both passed away.

😲😲😲😲😲😲 Y E S

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