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I live for Yennefer and Jaskier May Be Married But Geralt (and Ciri) Don't Know How To Ask Them About It

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I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

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My uncle’s sugar daddy is sitting next to me, showing me pictures of his cat

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Sherlock: Everyone is an idiot. It's obvious.

John: Well to be fair they only ask me and I always deny it.

Sherlock: John we do everything together. We once kissed at a crime sence.

John: So, you want to stop pretending that we aren't together?

Sherlock: No.

#sherlock #johnlock #bbc sherlock #benidict cumberbatch #martin freeman #sherlock incorrect quotes

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Anyone else call their cat beef boy for no reason other than beef?

#the best cat #black cats #cats #beefy cat #beef boy

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Do you think loki is so attached to the teseract because he feels this is the only thing that understands him? Like he knows it's powerful, but he also knows that it's be tested by humans and not treated right so now he always takes it because he believes they're one in the same.

#loki fandom #loki (marvel) #marvel #the avengers #infinity stones

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They came after me, With masterful deceit Broke down my lute and they gave me maracas

#not mine

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Not me trying to write a short story for school with only Yennefer on my mind.

#yennefer of vengerberg #the witcher

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This owl looked into my soul and gave me nightmares

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I'm supposed to be in class writing a short story that has a Greek mythology vibe and I can't because ALL IM THINKING ABOUT IS A CURSED SPONGEBOB FIC I TRIED TO WRITE

#who wants to read it? #cursed #god can't save me now #he never could #spongebob

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Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

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I LOVE The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, but I HATE how I know how bad Bucky wants to cry and I hate that I want to do it for him but I can't.

#the falcon and the winter soldier #bucky barnes #winter soldier #depressed

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Kahoot is the language of love. 

#kahoot #love #whatislove #shitpost #kashootme

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I wrote this in Math class today

You dumb hoe. The sun and the moon isn’t a forbidden love story. It’s enemies to lovers, dumb bitch.

I had no reasoning behind this. 

#the sun #the moon #enimies to lovers #Maybe its not even that #maybe the are sworn enemies not even capable of falling in love #am i okay #greek tragedy #or just a tragedy

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Nikola Tesla built a death ray so he could get his hands on one of these bad boys.

I have some astounding some remarkable some exquisite some life-altering information to share!!!

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