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There should be a fanfic writing game called the showrunners challenge where someone writes a story and partway through someone else can play things like "actor leaves after 4000 more words" or "topic now too politically sensitive due to unforeseen world events" or "lost rights to that reference"

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thinking about Anakin getting married when he was nineteen just makes me INSANE. Because look, okay, I get that a bunch of people do that, but Anakin specifically is (on all levels except literal) THAT girl who marries their high school sweetheart the summer after graduation. His social media gets updated every time he goes to starbucks with his best friend. He does space cheerleading. I GUARANTEE he had a sweet sixteen. Honestly, it’s no wonder Anakin ended up a Sith Lord. He was either gonna be a nurse or in a pyramid scheme, and I guess we know which one he picked

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A meme compilation, theme: emails and how they found you

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I’d pay top dollar to watch this for an hour

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I still think it’s hilarious that the reason nobody ever figures out Superman’s secret identity or where he lives or what he does when he’s not saving the planet, is because he already told them all the Kryptonian stuff that can’t be tied to any of his human friends or family. I guarantee you the in-universe wikipedia article on Superman lists his name as Kal-El and the “personal life” section says that he lives full-time at his private fortress of solitude at the north pole. Nobody in the world looks at Clark Kent and thinks “oh my god, maybe he’s superman!” for the same reason nobody ever starts to suspect that their coworker who looks KINDA like Barack Obama is actually secretly Barack Obama – They know who Barack Obama is and know what he does and they know their coworker Greg is Greg and not Barack Obama. They have no reason to assume Barack Obama secretly moonlights as Greg The IT Guy at their workplace even though they’ve never seen Greg and Obama in the same place. At best, “Greg is secretly Obama” would be a running joke at the office, and the same is true at the Daily Planet. “Kal-El of Krypton, who lives in a CRYSTAL PALACE at the NORTH POLE and whose dayjob is SUPERMAN, sometimes puts on a suit and pretends to be a clumsy reporter and lives in a one-bedroom walkup in Metropolis” is a ridiculous concept to anyone who doesn’t already know it’s true

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This had to have taken forever

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#21

It would have to be 19 for me .

#does anyone remember Vtech? #they were awesome #so many games #the only catch #they were all educational #every. single. one. #spiderman? #boom! solve 2+12 to deck sandman #sonic? #you better know how to spell correctly if you wanna make that jump #there was also fully this weird island survival game #that would fully have to running away from a giant rock #and then make you do a quicktime math question or die. #plot twist #i am the worst at math #those games gave me ptsd #my anxiety likely began with that. #worst of all? #i could hear my mother gloat to my grandma #that she had tricked us into learning #no #we were aware #and we didn't learn #we just found out Ipods have calculators and dictionaries #so 1 sibling would play #2 would look up answers #we learned nothing #except teamwork #and how to cheat

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⚠️flash warning⚠️

dolores just wants to sleep

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nothing leaves an imprint on your psyche quite like early 2000s girl game websites

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Gotta make money somehow

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in honor of season 3 of game changer airing, i’ve clipped brennan’s fully buckwild monologue from the final episode of season 2

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Ya'll, you're missing the best part

This book, aside from being very pretty, is honestly amazing; and explains why there is a black and white Santa by saying how Santa's husband likes to help him out during Christmas. So some people see the white Santa and assume that's the real Santa.

Also Santa's husband helps the Elves unionize.

this is the only ship that matters

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nightcrawler on krakoa moodboard