Mission Impossible Dashboard Simulator
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Why is it called the Impossible Mission Force if we've succeeded at almost every mission we've done? Impossible mission? More like possible mission
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she mission on my impossible til i task force
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this was an unnecessary addition to my post. i have your IP address.
#im going to tell Bravo Echo 11 what you wrote
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I can't believe that they decided to tell the public that it was a gas leak. how many gas leaks per month will the public accept??? theyre so gullible smh
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dude... don't know how to tell you this. it was really a gas leak this time.
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oh my god?! you're joking. well i guess one of them had to be real
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ha! got you. you're just as gulible as the general public it seems.
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BLOCKED.
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guys can we not reblog this. can we stop reblogging please
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🎯 mycircus-mymonkeys
i hate it here. let me resign.
#officelife #imissbeingafieldagent #workingforkittragefuckingsucks
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Hey guys. I'm new to tumblr. My partner told me to make an account. He also said to tell you guys some stuff about me but that seems like a breach of information.
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Dude. I promise no one's going to know it's you. You can share something, like, what's a hobby of yours?
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i climb things.
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...no. That's what you do for work.
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hello? did you just delete your account???
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guys talking to some of my peers and im encountering some strange opinions. just want to clear things up.
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jeez. reading the tags and some of you need a raise in morale. sure this was the only option that left you alive or free but after a certain amount of years most of you should be allowed to retire to a civilian life. couldn't be me though. i fucking love shooting people.
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🎯 mycircus-mymonkeys
sometimes a workplace rivalry is just as good as a workplace romance
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guys OP let his team leader give real nuclear launch codes to a terrorist. dont follow him
🎯 mycircus-mymonkeys
I can neither confirm nor deny details of any operation without the Secretary's approval.
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you guys will not believe how insane my team is guys. the mask machine broke again and my team leader decided we would just go without masks. does anyone else have this problem?
📡 tango-foxtrot32
omg yes!! we always keep TWO mask machines on hand for all of OUR missions because one of them is always breaking! ive complained to the tech team so much but apparently its 'our fault' and we need to 'be more gentle' with the machines
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what do they mean, "be more gentle"?? i mean my team once had a guy slam the mask machine against our targets face and it broke. but i cant imagine other teams doing that
📡 tango-foxtrot32
yeah no that's.... why did you use the mask machine as a weapon? i... our problem is that we've been 'making too many masks at once' according to the tech. what.... how have your other mask machines broken....
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well now i don't want to say.
📡 tango-foxtrot32
...
#goodlord #imscared
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🚐 vanguy Follow
so was anyone going to tell me that the prisoner ive been transporting to america was actually the most wanted terrorist of our times. or was i supposed to find out when i dropped him off and the CIA congratulated me for keeping him contained.
🎯 mycircus-mymonkeys
It wasn't your buisiness to know. especially if you're going to be talking about it on social media.
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im so sorry please dont fire me
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day 78 of saying FUCK THE CIA
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FUCK THE CIA
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HELL YEAH!
day 1 of saying FUCK THE MI6
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HELL YEAH
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🎙️ good_evening
good evening everyone. you probably could figure out already by my manner of typing, but I am in fact the person who voices all your mission dossiers. I just want to say that I'm also responsible for gathering and summarizing all the information you need. and let me just say. you all have some serious shit going on. jesus christ.
🔪 i-fucking-lovefieldwork01 Follow
...and?
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and what? I'm glad I'm not a field agent. LOL
#my average day is me reading papers out loud #your average day is 'if your team is caught or killed you will be disavowed' LOL
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♟️ its_treason_then Follow
guys why is Lane kinda.... 😳
🚐 vanguy Follow
??! no he's fucking not
♟️ its_treason_then Follow
politely i disagree with you.
🚐 vanguy Follow
YOU'RE looking at dossier photographs. *I* saw him IRL
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omg you met him?! can you get his autograph for me please
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what is wrong with you?!
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do you guys ever just sit in a local coffee shop and try to profile random strangers for fun
🗝️ washington_locale Follow
no? wtf
🪣 hr-sux Follow
what? theyre civilians. its fun
🗑️ techboy33 Follow
girl.... in D.C.? ain't no one a civilian
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Official IMF Heritage Post
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0 days without a disaster
📡 tango-foxtrot32
WHAT HAPPENED?!
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dude... you don't even want to know....
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thats all for now ^w^ i have more ideas! PLEASE IF YOU DIDNT VOTE IN THE POLL PLEASE VOTE YOU HATE IT HERE
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hypothesis for MI: Dead Reckoning PT2
im anticipating some benji whump/or worse in dead reckoning part two because
1) dead reckoning p1 ends with benji and ethan alone, which means potential bonding scenes as they meet up with grace and/or luther, (said this in my last hypothesis hoping for benthan scenes) but unfortunately, something needs to counter the bonding scenes. cant build up a relationship without emotional payoff by putting it in jeopardy!
or 2), kittrage's overlay-ed monologue at the end of dead reckoning may be foreshadowing. when he says "The closer someone gets to you, the harder it is to keep them alive", Benji is on screen looking at Ethan
also i totally think they didnt utilise all possibilities for how horrifying the entity could be. if its set in modern time, why is there not like. vr stuff. projections. illusions etc. maybe they will show that off in the next movie. but how? tormenting someone. who? but maybe they wont...
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