if youre gonna jump the shark you may as well do a backflip
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my dashboard is a whimsy zone my brain can be the nihilistic zone all on its own
Uh oh! Thank God! Local man caught himself almost slipping into the Nihilistic genre for melancholic poet-wannabes and archivists and had to do the quick work of scooping himself out and remembering Whimsy before your dashboard got dire
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There’s no results
You have to pick
And one and 2, electricity and Wi-Fi does magically work
For the scotch bonnet, during the start of the industrial revolution
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What can I say. I'm a bitch.
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Bloodied and bruised, I emerge from my ritual combat with Adobe Photoshop, Illustrator, inDesign (fuck you in particular), Acrobat, and Canva. This was a lot of fun to compile and work on! Everyone's creations were so amazing, and I'm so glad to have been a part of it!
The wait is finally over! We proudly present the Hetalia World Stars Fan Anthology!!
The anthology can be viewed in this google drive. There is a high quality and low quality pdf.
I also just want to thank everyone on the mod team for their hard work helping me with this project, and an even bigger thank you to @raven6229 for putting the entire thing together!
Lastly, thank you to all of the amazing people who contributed to this MONSTER of a love letter to Hetalia. 364 pages of content is no small feat, you guys are great.
hasta la pasta - frukmerunning
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To be fair if teachers in fifth grade didn't ban that shit, they'd get a ton of students doing it carelessly and clumsily. You gotta be able to write boring sentences in order to figure out how to write interesting ones.
a special fuck you to the english teacher who told me i couldn’t start sentences with ‘and’ or ‘but’ or ‘because’ like. slhntslhksnltn imagine following the rules of grammar. couldn’t be me.
this post was brought to you by the Writers Who Write Fascinating Sentences Gang
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THEY GOT FAKE IDS FOR WHEN ITS TIME FOR THEIR ANNUAL GAMBLING VACATION THEY PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS LOSE ALL THEIR MONEY BECAUSE THEY SEE HOW MUCH THEY CAN MAKE BEFORE LOSING IT ALL IT'S LIKE AN ARCADE GAME THEYRE GOING FOR HIGH SCORES
Can't believe that a America/Monaco friendship is not more poplar
I just that their combined tourism and casino related management skills have absolutely drained the bank accounts of multiple nation at some point
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I would rather die than draw all these lights
Thomas Edison introduced Christmas lights in 1882, and by the early 1900s they had become a popular decoration in many American households. This was especially true in cities, where previously used candles risked fire. Of course, modern innovations create modern problems- namely tangles.
Merry Christmas to those who celebrate, and a Happy New Year!
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I basically just gotta. Fuckin make the thing now lmao. Next week is when I'm planning on fistfighting adobe, if you never hear from me again, burn my Lego so I can play with them in hell
When is the anthology coming out?
The goal is sometime in January, once we set a date we’ll announce it!
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"Because every time you see them happy, you remember how sad they are going to be, and it breaks your heart."
"Because what's the point of them being happy now if they're going to be sad later?"
"The answer is, of course, because they are going to be sad later."
This applies to yourself as well, friends!
that comment about how you should not borrow grief from the future has saved me multiple times from spiraling into an inescapable state of anxiety. like every time i find myself thinking about how something in the future could go wrong i remember that comment and i think to myself: well i never know, it might get better. it might not even happen the way i think it will and if it does happen and it is sad and bad ill be sad about it then, when it happens. and it’s somehow soo freeing
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Happy Halloween 🎃 Trick or treat??
A Reese’s Cup for you! Happy Halloween
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hahahahahahahah
Damn boy how many traumas you got???
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Minecraft wedding romance
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OK LOOK ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT MY ATTENTION GOT KIDNAPPED BY PLASTIC NINJAS FUCK YOU
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https://youtu.be/v5DqmTtCPiQ?si=D6TC3ZJxLBq5QoX4
Obligatory link to Jacob Geller's Modern art video. It's long, but very worth the watch if you're skeptical about modern art. Or if you love modern art. It's just a really good video.
me normally: i'm not personally a huge fan of modern art
me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also
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