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So excited

S01 - S04

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What even is Riverdale??

you’ve probably seen the jokes about how archie andrews from riverdale went to war, but the producers refuse to say what war it was

but i’m here to tell you that the reliality is stranger than you could possibly imagine unless you watch the show

this is archie’s dress uniform

(the tepia overlay is present every time he wears it, i have not altered the shot at all)

this is archie and his buddy in the trenches, in their combat uniforms

yes I said trenches. that screenshot is from a flashback archie has to a member of his platoon loosing a leg to enemy shells in no-man’s land. (he specifically calls it no-man’s land)

Okay, so it’s WWI. That’s deeply weird, given Riverdale takes place in more or less the present day (there’s a weird amount of old-timey tech, but everyone also has iphones and laptops, so we can assume the old tech is people being retro), but it’s at least an answer

but it gets weirder.

because we know what country archie was fighting in. his deployment was in uzbekistan.

now despite it being called a world war, not every country was involved in the first world war. uzbekistan did not fight on either side.

because the country didn’t formally exist until 1991

so in whatever parrallel universe riverdale takes place in, new york and the town of riverdale exist essentially in the present day, the soviet union has fallen, but former soviet union countries are still fighting a war which should have ended more than 100 years ago.

so that’s bonkers, but i’m not done

in the episode in which archie decides to join the army, the school digs up a time-capsule from the 1940s and opens it. inside is a picture of four riverdale high students who were shipping out to the army the day after the time capsule was burried

the ghosts of these four WWII soldiers then appear to archie, convincing him that he should join up and fight

so to be clear, archie fought in the first world war, in a country which did not exist during the first world war, because he was told to by the ghosts of soldiers from the second world war, a war which could not have happened yet because the first world war is apparently still ongoing

and also it’s the present day and archie owns an iphone

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Hey! I've noticed you've made some awesome Halloween merch, is it possible that you could also make some LGBT related designs? Haven't seen many before

Hey amigo, I made some sketches

Vampire mouth with LGBT flag

Vampire with LGBT colored sunglasses

Ghouls, all representing a different flag

LGBT colored fist holding a knife with dripping blood

Witch please, I’m bihexual

A witch flying on a broom leaving a trail of colored smoke 

Is there a design you like? 

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Now I'm gonna have nightmares tonight

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Agreed agreed agreed

It's time to look at my favourite Met Gala outfits~

First up we've got Evan Mock. He's holding his sleeves together with safety pins, we've all been there.

Then I wanna praise Goth Maisie Williams (people thought Billie would go as the token goth this year but she went for princess, good for her)

Honourable mention to Daniel Levy, because he would always make this level of effort.

Guess who? I didn't think it would be KIM KARDASHIAN?? Go girl, don't show your face that's so sexy x

Twitter is losing it over Cara and Alexandra's statement dresses - the theme you picked was Americana like really? Someone had to say it. (Cara is wearing a "peg the patriarchy" vest and Alexandra's dress says "tax the rich") and they would win it this year for me if it wasn't for these guys....

Lil Nas X will always be a favourite for me, of course he came as a buff transformer I love him

But my winner is A$AP Rocky turning up in his blanket <3

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Kim please tell us!!!!! What is this about???? Love it

Kim Kardashian for the Met. I have no words.

#met gala 2021 #kim kardashian

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Idc I love this

MET GALA 2021: KIM KARDASHIAN

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Best phase four movie so far. To be honest Shang Chi is my new second favorite Marvel movie.

LETS GOOO IM SEEING SHANG CHI TOMORROW

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#whatif really made it possible that Killmonger was even worse than in the movie. Well done Marvel, well done.

#what if #marvel #wakanda #t'challa #rip chadwick boseman #❣ #blackpanther #killmonger #micheal b jordan #mcu

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He is the moment.

LIL NAS X attends the 2021 MTV Video Music Awards at Barclays Center (September 12, 2021)

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I am once again calling for open warfare

This is a reminder Ed Brubaker has received more money for his Winter Soldier cameo than for writing the god damn book and character

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I will NEVER understand how anyone could watch Cas go "Why was six afraid of seven? Well I assume it's because seven is a prime number and prime numbers can be quite intimidating." And not immediately fall in love with him. you're lying if you don't think he's the best character of all time after that. It's not possible.

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All I wanted the whole Show long, was for him to magic himself his costume.

Darker version of Loki, in case anyone misses his black costumes as much as I do🖤

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"But how can you simp for this character? He's horrible!"

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Simu Liu is the most relatable marvel actor and that’s a fact

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It's seriously hilarious to me that God writes books about the Winchsters.

4×18

#spn #supernatural #winchesters