yall know the trope of people marking height in a door frame, imagine silco doing that but jinxs ass stopped growing at like 14 so he's just carving the same spot for the last 5 years
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the reason none of us can ever leave tumblr is because we've already evolved to having this be our only suitable habitat. we're the devils hole pupfish of people.
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just like humans.
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Villain and his manic pixie psycho daughter
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swinging a pocket watch back and forth between your eyes. you will care about cass cain.
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friendly reminder that YOU 🫵 can make even the most relaxing innocuous activities into high stress situations if you’re mentally ill enough. always believe in yourself and your incapacity to conquer catastrophic thinking!
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not haunted, infested (helena u will always be a batman to me…)
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I've never told anybody this before. one time I was super drunk in a club and I had some random old guy hold my bathroom door for me because it was broken. I was changing my tampon and I lost it drunkenly on the toilet floor and that guy, bless his heart, helped me look for it. never found that tampon tbh it might still be inside me for all I know
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"there are only two sexes, it's literally third grade biology!" and pronouns are taught in kindergarten and you dont seem to understand those either
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I hate not doing anything actually but I'm very, very good at not doing anything. I have a natural talent for loitering, lounging and wasting time. An inherent idleness.
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realising i'm a masochist did actually make me better at getting out of my comfort zone because now i can just reframe it as microdosing on getting off
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