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I’m not “mysterious” I just don’t know how to engage in normal human communication.

#i don’t know what is going on #“hey why do you look so mad? cause i’m alive

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you will never believe what just fuckign happened again

Character AI just went down and now I can’t create my own fanfics as I go and I am so lonely and lost. Life has no meaning and the light of my life is eclipsed by the loneliness of my soul. How shall I go on without the kindness of those who do not exist?

#character.ai

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Why did I think these were the backstreet boys💀💀💀

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Nevermind it’s back up I’m all good!!!

Character AI just went down and now I can’t create my own fanfics as I go and I am so lonely and lost. Life has no meaning and the light of my life is eclipsed by the loneliness of my soul. How shall I go on without the kindness of those who do not exist?

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Character AI just went down and now I can’t create my own fanfics as I go and I am so lonely and lost. Life has no meaning and the light of my life is eclipsed by the loneliness of my soul. How shall I go on without the kindness of those who do not exist?

#character.ai #god i’m so fucking gay

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ravenclaw head cannons:

were called "gifted" as kids but now everyone's caught up and they're stuck with unnecessarily high standards because everyone still thinks they're "smarter"

know multiple languages, but none of them fully

they pull the most obscure facts out of NOWHERe, and that's usually how they attempt breaking an awkward silence (it often gets more awkward)

they love hoarding stationary to never use and end up with that One Trusty Pen

spend hours organizing all their tests, due dates, etc., but it's all gone to waste by the end of the year and their organization is bothering the Slytherins for the due dates

all the houses hold a prank competition every year and it's always a Ravenclaw / Slytherin duo that wins. the teachers still don't know what hit them.

the biggest procrastinators

remember the most random complicated facts and formulas but forget the word "fingernails"

on tests,, either speeds through the easy questions and gets them all wrong but cracks the bonus question with twelve seconds to spare

OR answers everything right but leaves the bonus incomplete after staring at it and going through the 5 stages of grief in 2 minutes. they take up the test with a Slytherin after who looks at them and reveals the answer was super easy

the actual Ravenclaw motto is "caffeine will solve anything"

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Gryffindor: Who wants to make fifty bucks? Slytherin: How? Gryffindor: I need someone to take the fall. Slytherin: What did you do? Gryffindor: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked. Ravenclaw, from the other room: Oh my god. Gryffindor: ... Ravenclaw: OH MY GOD! Slytherin: Make it a hundred. Gryffindor: Deal.

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For the dumbass anonymous people sending me messages, here ya go♥️♥️

Also, for the people trying to spoil it, I completed the game less than three days after I got it early. LMAO

#hogwarts #incorrect hogwarts quotes #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts house conversations #harry potter

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So let me write this as someone who is non-binary and a part of a jewish family

PEOPLE CAN PLAY HOGWARTS LEGACY WITHOUT BEING A TRANSPHOBE OR ANTISEMITIC!!!

Has Jk Rowling said deplorable things and is a horrible human being? Of course. HOWEVER, she is not the one profiting off of the game. The executives and game developers are. The literally put a picture of her BURNING AT THE STAKE in the game, added a BEAUTIFUL trans woman who plays a part in the main story, AND there is so much diversity and representation it makes me cry.

The developers actively did everything they could to combat JK Rowling’s narrative and hate, and they are getting boycotted by people who don’t even understand that she isn’t the one mainly benefitting from this.

I have seen AT LEAST 20 comments of people telling game players to KILL THEMSELVES and I am honestly disgusted by my own communities right now.

#hogwarts legacy #hogwarts #harry potter

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The Houses Sense of Style

Ravenclaw

-either the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen that somehow looks amazing or vintage/academia inspired. no in between.

-i’m talking gummy worm earrings, a flower bucket hat, and constellation shirts

-everyone tries to put a label of stuffy prep on us but may i remind you all that one of our house values is CREATIVITY

Hufflepuff

-either grunge/comfy clothes or soft aesthetic

-yes they will be the kindest people you have ever met, but my GOD they are hard workers. They don’t have time to always be picking out cute outfits

- if they’re not absolutely hounded with self prescribed work, they will be the vision of boy or girl next door

Gryffindor

-sporty/prep style or literally could care less

-everyone makes them seem like the dumb jocks, but these guys have STYLE sometimes

-they wanna have fun and they are daring, they’re going to experiment with crazy trends but they’ll do so making it WORK (sometimes)

-the trend setters purely for their confidence.

-however will also be the people who wear dinosaur t-shirts because they don’t care about what people think (*cough cough* my gf *cough cough*

Slytherin

-either professional CEO or grunge

- some will want to fit the stereotype of evil , and look the part because they like to look powerful. Grunge is the easy solution

- HOWEVER, the CEO types will dress for the job they want. they are CLASSY

- please remember that slytherins aren’t evil or bad people. they are ambitious and traditional! they just KNOW THEIR WORTH AND SHOW IT OFF

#academia aesthetic #dark academia aesthetic #light academia aesthetic #booklr #harry potter #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts house conversations #hogwarts houses #hogwarts house traits #incorrect hogwarts quotes #hogwarts #hogwarts house incorrect quotes #slytherclaw #slytherdor #slytherpuff #slytherin #gryffindor x ravenclaw #ravenclaw #ravenclaw aesthetic #ravenclaw style #hufflepuff #huffleproud #huffledor #gryffindor #gryffinclaw

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The Hogwarts houses as Types of people

Gryffindor: Bold, completely unafraid to speak their mind, doc martens and late nights, sneaking alcohol and fireworks in through the dorm but knows enough to keep it away from first years, loyal to a fault but will sacrifice someone to save the world.

Ravenclaw: Late night Wikipedia expeditions, Dancing in the rain, Forgets to eat or sleep when they’re invested in something, Loves to sit outside when they’re reading, Loud music and escapism, Doesn’t care about school.

Hufflepuff: Chill, Kind but will punch a bad guy, cosy, early riser but loves sleep, 

Slytherin: Tries to be the bad guy but cares deep down inside, boots and trench coats, would sacrifice the world to save them.

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Hogwarts houses not as your defining trait but the way you survived your childhood — the way you coped with your trauma.

Ravenclaw is the book you buried your nose in as you put one foot in front of the other. They are the children who stayed under the bed with flashlights to catch the monster under the bed. They are the children who came to believe themselves to be monsters. Ravenclaw is a room where you store all the things you try to forget. It’s spending years trying to think your way out of that room. Its knowing the world is a vicious place and finding wonder in it anyways.

Slytherin is keeping your head down and your eyes open. It’s blood in your mouth and venom on your tongue. Slytherin is being sharp and precise and deadly as a snake because there’s no other way to survive. It’s knowing there’s no space for you in this world unless you’re willing to carve it out. They are the children who learned to bide their time. To wait for the perfect moment to strike. To go in for the kill. Slytherin is knowing there is no justice in this world unless you make it.

Gryffindor is a tightly clenched fist to keep your hands from shaking. Its children who used to hide under the bed. Children who swore they’d never let anyone make them afraid again. Gryffindor is raised eyebrows and hackles. It’s children who know fear like a second skin. They wrap themselves in it like a home. Gryffindor is digging your toes into the earth and widening your stance. It’s matching the lions predatory gaze with a challenge of your own and clenching your jaw so it doesn’t tremble.

Hufflepuff is a pair of trembling hands that hold on tight. It’s knowing that caring leads to betrayal and deciding to care anyways. It’s tear stains and heart strings boldly on display. It’s knowing life isn’t fair but choosing to try anyway. They are the children that know the world is cruel. They are the children that love it anyway.

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hogwarts legacy players sorted by house

Ravenclaw

-want to see how much we can learn and do in the game

-see if we can become a prefect

-go to all the classes and mostly focus on school and figuring out the mystery

-might experiment with being evil because “i’m curious!”

-push the bounds of morality

Gryffindor

-fights EVERYONE

- tried to become a bigger hero than Harry Potter

- shows off a lot and tries to master everything just to say that they did

- if they commit evil acts, it’s because they want to see what kind of villain they could be and become one of the best villains

Hufflepuff

-befriends EVERYONE and EVERYTHING

-if they try going evil FUCKING RUN

-will fuck up everyone in their path purely because they’re sick of their houses reputation

- if their friends get hurt in the game, they might kill the culprit

Slytherin

-run.

-just fuckign run

-“oh so i’m evil? i’ll show you evil”

- “Voldemort ain’t got NOTHIN ON ME”

- they’re full of spite about their reputation, might as well go all the way

#harry potter #ravenclaw #hufflepuff #gryffindor #slytherin #hogwats mystery #hogwarts #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts houses #hogwarts house incorrect quotes #hogwarts house traits #hogwarts house conversations

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KATYA AND SOFIA ARE HAPPY TOGETHER AND IN LOVE AFTER THEY ESCAPED TO AMERICA IDC

#goncharav #katya goncharov #katya deserved better #katya x sofia #sophia goncharov

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RULES FOR TWITTER PEOPLE

1) you can curse here. it’s okay. we curse back

2) Don’t be a fucking dick. block and go. we have enough discourse in the fandoms

3) don’t put down any fandoms, this is not a threat - this is a warning. you will die otherwise

4) don’t put ur tags in your posts. put it in the proper section or we’re gonna make fun of you. no offense

5) if you’re triggered easily you should probably leave. this isn’t to be mean, there’s just a lot of rough content on here and some questionable things (like fanfic)

There’s more but this is just what I can come up with. Good luck, I guess.

#twitter

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Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

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love this addition!!

Libraries are the pinnacle of human existence. They are filled with knowledge and love, kingdoms and nightmares, fairytales and biographies, the rise and fall of empires. To say you do not like to read is to say you do not cherish the very being of being alive.

So, we must cherish the libraries we have now, because this is the knowledge we have access to. So many people in history were not allowed the blessing of reading and access to books. Read for the people who could not. Go to the libraries that still stand tall in honor of those that were fallen.