loving a book isn’t enough I need to merge with it on an atomic level
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you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.
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It's okay if it takes a little longer than you thought.
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excuse me everybeody but im need to stick my foot up into the air for juste a few moments.
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parent-child dynamics are soooo crazy. i love you i resent you i can't stand you i adore you i pity you. and still watching your hair get a little more grey every time i see you makes my stomach feel weird
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on the phone with god rn to make sure im not on his “strongest warriors” list again for 2024
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weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly
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i hope everything gets easier soon. or at least funnier. amen
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oh cool it's decemeber! *grieves & grieves & grieves & grieves &*
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the only ethical thing to do with your catholic trauma is sexualize it i think
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love House MD because House is the MAIN CHARACTER at that hospital and there's no attempt to hide this. as the viewer you are fully aware that those nurses in the elevator are just extras. the boss's entire schedule consists of yelling at him. the head of oncology would rather prescribe him controlled meds and flirt than practice oncology. his team's only desires are to fuck him and strangle him, often at the same time. every other doctor at the hospital might as well be a cardboard cutout.
the walls are glass, the better to see him through. he limps around, commits malpractice, and serves cunt.
long live mid-2000s TV.
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