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Ezran: Hey, Callum are you free on Friday? Like, around 8pm on Friday?

Callum: Yes?

Ezran: What about you Rayla?

Rayla: Yeah, I am.

Ezran: Great! Because I’m not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

Rayla: Did he just-

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Rayla: Hey, wanna help me commit a felony?

Callum: What the hell!?

Rayla: Oh, sorry, my bad

Rayla, whispering: Wanna help me commit a felony?

Callum, whispering: Of course, what do you need?

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Callum: Hey Rayla! wanna hang out today?

Rayla: Sorry I can’t, I’m visiting family

Callum: Well, what am I supposed to do when you’re gone?

Rayla: I don’t know? What do you usually do when I’m gone?

Callum: *sniffles* Wait for you to get back.

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Soren: If you kill a murderer the number of murderers in the world stays the same

Viren: Kill two

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Viren: looking back I have no regrets

Soren: you should

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Aaravos: I’m done being careful

Viren: You think you were before??

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Claudia: Unpopular opinion. Not all dogs are good boys

Ezran: BLOCKED

Claudia: Some of them are good girls!

Ezran: UNBLOCKED

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Ezran: I just got a pet snake, what should I name it?

Callum: I’m sorry you got a wha-

Soren: William Snakespeare

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Ezran: Oh fiddlesticks

Soren: Hey I’m upset too but you should watch your fucking language

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Soren: *Gets out of the shower*

Claudia: *writes “YOUR GOING TO DIE” on the mirror*

Soren: *Corrects it to “YOU’RE” and leaves*

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Claudia: pass me a enslaved potassium please

Rayla: Excuse me?

Soren: She wants a banana

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Claudia: *plays Sophia the First theme song*

Soren: *Sings the entire thing*

Viren: ???

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Runaan: Bisexual means you can only like two things, I’ve chosen dinosaurs and Ethari.

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Runaan: *laying in bed* Why don’t you join me hot stuff?

Ethari: Runaan, honey please put your shirt back on, we’re in Ikea. People are staring.

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Ethari: The path to inner peace begins with four words

Runaan: Not my fucking problem?

Ethari: NO

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Corvus: Jellyfish have survived 650 million years without the use of a brain.

Opeli: A ray of hope for Viren then.

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Opeli: Tell me something that I don’t know

Corvus: Scooby Doo is basically a show that teaches kids that the villains in our lives are usually not strangers, but rather people we know and trust.