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at the end of the day you can't beat the prison fight club bear attack satanic panic fizzle rocks organ harvesting cult season guest starring chad michael murray and gina gershon

#where's the lie? #Riverdale #this is the show I created a tumblr account for

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jughead's toxic little polycule ending explained

#a+ content #gimme #Riverdale #this is the show I created a tumblr account for

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Crying from laughter

#otp #Riverdale #this is the show I created a tumblr account for

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Justice for Archie Sr Uncle Frank!

photo credit: feisty-aquarius4

Riverdale has one serious problem, and I'm going to tell you what it is.

Not enough Uncle Frank.

More Uncle Frank would have saved this show from its current gurgling, flailing death spiral. (Seriously, what the everloving fuck is this flaming trash heap? I'd ask Roberto, but that would require talking to him.)

I recommend going back to the pilot and reshooting all seven seasons, but with Uncle Frank as the protagonist. Wait...maybe seven seasons isn't enough. How long did Bonanza run?

I want to see his whole life. If he eats oat bran for breakfast, I want to know about it. If he spent summers in Skokie, IL, I want flashbacks. If he enjoys Sudoku, narrate the whole damn puzzle. Start with his conception, and go from there.

Also, he needs his own theme song. Noted wordsmith Archie Andrews can sing it on the show.

This show has neglected the majesty of Uncle Frank for far too long.

#national treasure post #Uncle Frank #the man the myth the legend #Riverdale #this is the show I created a tumblr account for

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Life...it never die

Women are my favorite guy

#100% accurate #eurodance

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imagine being gay Kevin & your whole personality is being gay but then it turns out that your whole friend group and everyone else you know is ALSO gay. the identity crisis would be unparalleled

#your teen show could never #Riverdale #this is the show I created a tumblr account for #Kevin Keller #cult is for culture

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#Riverdale season 7 #actual Riverdale quotes #this is the show I created a tumblr account for

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715. It’s still 1950. We are cruising through the mid-decade a few social issues at a time. We are solving them Riverdale style: superficially, historically inaccurately, and not really. On the docket today: Miss Teen Riverdale. Where we address misogynistic beauty standards (without actually naming them, because that’s too icky), mother/daughter conflicts (without solving anything for the 7th season running), we get teased with another potential mystery (while the two that’s been ongoing don’t get a mention), and another teen girl gets shoved into SoQM by Alice Cooper (without Alice being held responsible. Again). But hey, we get another original song, so… 

Welcome to the Nationally Televised (for some foresaken reason) One Specific High School’s in One Specific Bumfuck Town Beauty Pageant Restricted to Only Six Contestants from Only Junior Class. Or Miss Riverdale Teen Queen, for short. 

Follow after the cut for all the Vim and Vigor!

Keep reading

#so ... rvd is still on ! #who knew? #not me! #i have no idea what is happening #but the recap is hilarious! #Riverdale season 7 #stillhidden recap

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Bughead in Pink💗💗

Color palette challenge!!

#Bughead fanart #decy_stuff #eeee!!! #cuteness overload #Toffee the Cat too!

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If you were in a fanfic, would you be the pining idiot or the oblivious dumbass?

post it in the tags!!

#bughead fanfiction: both is good

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#bughead vibes #but is it #librarian!betty #or #librarian!jughead #??? #real questions

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Florence + The Machine - Big God

#florence and the machine #akram khan #the mv was incredible

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Glass pomegranate. Greek, Hellenistic period, 2nd c.BC. Phoenix Museum.

#art #archaeology

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kj apa could do willy wonka but timothée chalamet couldn't do archie andrews

#😂😂😂 #where's the lie?

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Hot Dog (1964), Roy Lichtenstein

2x05 When a Stranger Calls, Riverdale (dir. Ellen Pressman)

#riverdalearthistory #Roy Lichtenstein #A MASTERPIECE #riverdalearthistory owns me

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#something beautiful for your dash

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The ideal body type

(via)

#this is delightful! #boop to you too!