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sephiroth: what do i need to do to impress you? genocide?? because i’ll do it

cloud: could you not do genocide? that would impress me

sephiroth: …

sephiroth: no

#Sefikura #Final Fantasy 7 #FF7 #Final Fantasy VII #FFVII #Final Fantasy 7 Remake #Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth #FF7R

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reblog if you made it this far somehow

#i'm bloody but i'm here bitches

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me, posting stuff for over 7 different fandoms at random all on the same blog:

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lackluster is such a sick own like dude youre not even shiny at all

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#holy shit

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I'm turning 30 this month, and for some reason have become suddenly interested in material possessions. like what if,,,,,,,,my couch was nice. what if my sheets were nice. is this what happens to you??

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my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness

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#no one expects the in-queue-sition!

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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

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Arrancar Ichigo AU! - Did anyone tell Ichi he's basically started courting Kisuke when he dropped off Aizen's corpse? Will Kisuke ever court him back?

I'm honestly torn between one fo the other Arrancar making a comment about Ichigo already choosing a mate and that clues him in onto what he's done and he just runs with it because yes, yes that sounds/feels right. And, eventually, Kisuke starts returning the gestures cause he did a deep dive into arrancar/hollow habits and uhhhh if Ichigo is courting him then he wants to be able to court back.

or

Ichigo doing it on purpose right from the get go because he was just gonna drop Aizen's corpse off but then he saw/smelt/felt Urahara and was immediately like !!!!!! and just goes full shameless with it.

#Arrancar Ichigo AU #Bleach #RayRambles

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I've been reading through your various 'Ready Made Family' posts - very interesting premise! And given Isshin's lack of parenting skills, it doesn't take much suspension of belief to imagine. I digress - my fav is UraIchi, of course, but I had a thought about Kyoraku's verse. (Besides how amazing Unohana is as Ichigo's mentor, that is.) In all the other ready made family verses, Ichigo at one point returns Urahara or Aizen's affection, or at least does things that point to her moving in that direction, like letting Kisuke babysit the twins. With Kyoraku, I get the impression that she has no interest whatsoever, and wouldn't care if he dropped dead. Does Kyoraku ever do something that changes her opinion of him/proves he's worthy of consideration for a romantic relationship?

Kyoraku starts to change his image in Ichigo's eyes the moment he legitimately gets serious about something.

Cause see here's the thing, their first introduction? Kyoraku comes right out the gate not only with the heavy-handed flirting but his word choice was less than good.

"Oh,” a voice, warm and husky and filled with a lazy kind of cheer, calls out then, “who’s this little beauty, Ichinose? Don’t tell me you’re taking her back to the 11th. Haven’t seen Kenpachi in a while but she’d be wasted on him.”

There are a couple of ways a statement like that could be taken and after so long spent working her ass off to take care of the girls with no male "protector" around? Needless to say Ichigo has run into those kinds of assumptions more than once in the past and has had to shut them down just as quickly.

Plus his general laidback attitude? That flirty, work-avoiding personality he puts forward to most everyone else? It doesn't come across well to Ichigo in the beginning thanks to Isshin-related trauma.

But let Kyoraku get serious? Let him show Ichigo that there's more to him than sake drinking and flirting? And that's when she'll start looking at him a bit differently.

#RayRambles #Bleach #Ready Made Family: Kyoraku Style AU #Ready Made Family AU #KyorakuIchigo

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You know what I want?

A Bsd x AssClass crossover

Specifically Atsushi being part of the assassination classroom

Like, maybe the orphanage fucker sent middle school Atsushi there to be a dick because he knew he’d end up in E class or something

But he was there and eventually learned about his tiger there

And maybe some of the other kids ended up with abilities too and Korosensei had some connection to the book (maybe he was made with part of it? Idk)

And lets say they manage to save Korosensei and fake his death, probably with an ability

Then fast forward to Bsd

Atsushi still ends up with agency after saving Dazai from drowning because he learns that Fukuzawa can help him control his ability more than already does and he just genuinely likes helping people

And then the whole thing with Akutagawa happens and

-AssClass Graduates GC-

Catboy: Guess who has a hit on their head

TentacleFather: They grow up so fast

(Karmas)aBitch: how much?

MilitaryFather: How did you end up with a hit on your head?

Catboy: 7 billion or something

Catboy: A mafia dog cut off my leg trying to get it

Bitchsensei: HAH

Just, Atsushi being a complete badass sweetheart and bringing in the other assclass kids when shot gets real

(Maybe Fukuzawa and Mori have met the teachers before and Dazai has met Korosensei, human or octopus version)

((Imagine the chaos))

(((I also hope your taking care of yourself and have a good laugh at the silly idea. Sometimes a hearty chuckle can help a bunch)))

oh oh god i need this so so much

#RayRambles #AssClass #BSD #assassination classroom #prompt #bungou stray dogs

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Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho episode 55.

#MY BOY #Yu Yu Hakusho #YYH #Yoko Kurama #no one expects the in-queue-sition!

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"Go to hell" is basic. "Hope your favourite anime movie sequel gets cancelled after seven years in production AND getting an animated teaser." is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying. It's happened.

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#jesus fucking christ

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Pokemon trainer AU, Reborn is the champion meanwhile Tsuna is his apprentice. Tsuna’s design belongs to my friend @Cloud_Knee (Twt or X)

#OH I LOVE IT #KHR #Katekyo Hitman Reborn

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#the jars are equal and they're both overflowing