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Weiss:Blake, I’m going to ask you a serious question because everyone else won’t be normal about it.

Blake:Okay?

Weiss:Do you have any advice for enjoying or having better sex?

Blake:*grabs scroll*

Plays All For One music

Blake:So this is the path you truly wish to walk?

Weiss:I said to be normal! Also why do you a Ruby have that song saved?

Blake:Kill your inhibitions.

Weiss:Wh-

Blake:Accept the fact that what you have to do can’t be done while looking cute and suck Jaune’s dick like you mean it.

Weiss:*crimson* That’s not in me!! I can’t!

Blake:Yes you can. Screw your high society table manners and act like you’re at barbecue.

Weiss:*stunned into silence*

Yang:*runs in* I told you Weiss, Blake is the last person you should’ve asked!

Blake:Am I wrong though?

Yang:That doesn’t mean you get to scare our teammate! She’s not built for that kind of pressure. I don’t she’s been to a real bbq!

Weiss:I wanted to before this moment.

Ruby, in the distance: If I can’t eat ribs later I’m blaming you, Blake!!

Blake:Vilify me after I’m proven wrong.

#rwby #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #ruby rose

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I’m officially on break from work. I don’t know if that’s good or bad so don’t be surprised if nothing changes or I randomly post an unhinged story.

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Eager

The plot is here <-

NSFW

Love is such a dangerous thing when it’s eager. That’s what Weiss told herself anyway. She wanted to believe that if she had kept her lips shut and eyes on the pages of her new book, that today could’ve ended in a comfortable, loving silence. Deep down however, she knew bending to the whims of her boyfriend wasn’t a selfless act. No, she was just as eager as he was. Didn’t matter if it was to please or be pleased, Weiss welcomed Jaune’s advances. So while she would love to believe he convinced her to drape her legs over his shoulders, the truth was this is exactly where she wanted to be.

Pressed into the corner of their couch, Jaune tasted Weiss’s eagerness in full. His hands more than supported her weight as he held handfuls of her soft, plump rear. His tongue lashed along her entrance, slurping whatever didn’t drip down his chin.

Weiss’s fingers wrapped around his golden locks for dear life as she bit her bottom lip. She couldn’t tell what was more alluring. The fact that his tongue slipped its way in to flick the spot she loves, or how this entire thing was Jaune’s humble request. She tried her best not to squeeze too tightly but the man didn’t seem to care, plunging so deep the air in her throat turned into a guttural moan. Then there was the way his nose grazed her clit as he feasted, then the sweet rush up her spine when his grip on her ass got rougher. It was all just so….

“Aagnh~ Baby, I’m…” She couldn’t even finish as her hips road into his drawn out lapping. Whatever resistance Weiss had came flowing out between trembling legs for Jaune to lap up. And even then, he didn’t stop. “Fuck!” She cried out.

Jaune kept her body right where it was and leaned forward to place her back on the couch, while never giving up the addicting taste of his woman.

The high of her orgasm only led to more sensitive, toe curling pleasure from Jaune’s efforts. Her hips bucked and squirmed under him until his hands locked them in place, leaving her no room to escape the blissful torture.

“Jaune! Wait!” She begged, feeling another impending rush coming. “I just…just….!”

It was no use. Her fingers were already gripping his hair fiercely again as her toes curled. Bright red blush colored Weiss’s face as she felt herself cum all over Jaune’s face. The pounding of her heart was loud in her ears while her body shivered as Jaune’s tongue slipped out. Even with it gone, Weiss couldn’t stop her legs from trembling.

The prideful woman put her right arm over her face to hide her embarrassment. “Damnit Jaune. I already cleaned this couch…” she whined.

Her pity party wasn’t indulged. Weiss only received silence as she heard the boy move around on the couch. Then his hand gripped her rebellious arm. Weiss let it get moved out of the way and silently gasped as she was greeted with a very eager erection that rested on her face, flooding her senses. To think she let such a borish thing get so close. She really has gone crazy. Without a second thought, Weiss ran her tongue up the base then kissed it slowly. Her lips took it in sections, playfully nipping along the shaft and licking the rigid beast. Weiss moaned softly as she felt Jaune’s left hand rub her face.

Jaune groaned happily, feeling her tongue wrap around the shaft slowly. The entire room fell quiet aside for echoes of her loving worship of his length.

“Good girl~ now open wide.”

Her jaw hung open and heart fluttered as she felt his hand trail up to her hair. His fingers coiled around her ponytail before tugging hard enough to put her head against the couch. Weiss’s cheeks burned feverishly as she felt his thick cock descend into her throat. Her fingers trailed up his thighs and danced on his waist as it slowly thrusted down and up while her lips puckered around it.

“Mmm~” she moaned, her senses overwhelmed. Weiss really couldn’t be upset at Jaune’s brazenness when she had something of her own she would never get tired of tasting.

Jaune’s body shuddered as he felt his girlfriend’s tongue swirl around his tip before sliding down and coiling his length. He couldn’t help but smirk as he heard her moans.

“This really is your favorite part, isn’t it?”

Even if her mouth wasn’t full, Weiss wasn’t going to answer that honestly. His hold on her hair kept her still as he slowly fucked her throat. It wasn’t long before her nose touched his waist, coaxing her to suck harder.

“Nngh, fuck.” Jaune grunted, rocking his hips more. “Just like that.”

Weiss loved his voice like this; the way it was so wanting yet demanding at once. She felt Jaune’s right hand run down her legs, causing them to flinch close when his fingers gently rubbed her sensitive entrance.

“Weiss, look at me.”

Her light blue eyes met his dark blue ones, drinking in her stern expression. She knew exactly what he was about to say.

“Spread those legs or lose your treat.”

Oh how she wished he was bluffing, but experience told her he was deadly serious. Weiss rubbed her tongue side to side while she listened to his order, parting her damp thighs until she felt two calloused fingers sink into her pussy and curl up like hooks. Her vision nearly left.

“Aaaaghn~” It was absolute heaven. Weiss felt countless jolts of pleasure as Jaune stirred her leaking inside and invaded her mouth with rhythmic thrusts. Thank goodness he was moving slow enough to give her time to breathe through her nose before making her swallow his full length down her throat. Each time he dove deep, that annoying smirk came back that made her tongue do laps around him and moan without hesitation. Even when she felt him throbbing more, Weiss found herself closing her eyes; going off of his body’s reactions as she sucked on him harder.

“Oh yeah~ definitely your favorite part.” Jaune moaned, watching her ears turn red and service him more aggressively. “You really want a taste?”

She did. By the gods, she did. Her hands moved down to gently massage his package, its contents heavy with her reward. Weiss’s eyes opened halfway and was filled with a pure lust that demanded her throat to be sore. Her air received a proper grab before Jaune got rougher, his fingers still at work in her pussy.

Weiss focused on the task in front of her, relaxing her jaw the best she could while tasting every last inch of Jaune’s pulsing manhood before finally getting a clear, pure taste of him running down her tongue. And heard the man hiss as he brought her head up to his lap.

Strength was literally being sucked out of Jaune’s legs. Weiss didn’t dream of stopping her tongue’s rampage. Instead she let play with his tip while it sent wave after wave into her mouth.

“Agh! Fuck!” Jaune’s body tensed up. Weiss was making sure his orgasm lasted as long as possible.

The girl’s mind was clouded over while she drank. She wasn’t sure if the climax she was feeling came from Jaune’s fingers, or the taste she longed for finally flooding her senses. She really was as bad as him, if not worse. Weiss got every last drop before Jaune moved his hips back far enough to leave her mouth with a satisfying pop. Even after an orgasm like that, his dick was half erect and resting on her face.

Jaune could see the way her gaze was swimming in pleasure despite the contrast of her chest heaving as her longs took a proper breath in what must’ve felt like ages. Jaune let her hair go and removed his fingers. He gently went back to rubbing the side of her face as he tasted what was left on his digits. “What do you say?”

“Thank you daddy.” Weiss said with zero hesitation. She kissed the underside of his cock again, giving it small licks in the process. She didn’t mean to spur his eagerness, but the moment she felt it grow it was difficult to not help out. Weiss playfully sucked the tip until she was dealing with a beast on her face again.

The girl sighed, “I had other plans today.”

“Are you mad?”

“No. I just thought you should know.” She teased mildly. “I don’t know how much strength I have left.”

“Don’t worry, I’ll make it quick. Flip over for me.” Jaune got off of her.

Oh, that was a dangerous command. Weiss grabbed a pillow beside her before flipping onto her stomach. She buried her face into it and raised her hips off the couch.

“That pillow won’t save you.”

“I can try!” She whined, waiting for him to start. Weiss felt the couch cushion sink behind her and was promptly given a slap on the left cheek that made her yelp. The hand spread her open to her dismay. He could see everything and she just…let him. The thought made her core ache.

“Aww, you’re twitching.”

She was gonna kill him later. “Shut- ah!” Her attitude was silenced by the unexpected feeling of Jaune’s tongue returning. “No! No please~ I’m sorry!”

Her body trembled as it left. Weiss didn’t hear any smug or lustful chuckling. Instead Jaune made the room sound like footsteps through puddles as he smacked her cock on her entrance. Weiss’s hips betrayed her mind, rising up higher until the tip slid in.

“Heh, good girl.” He hummed.

“Thank you.” Weiss blushed, her teeth bit the pillow. Jaune’s hands found their favorite spot on her hips and pulled her onto his cock in one go. What was a step into puddle turned into full blown stomping as Jaune began fucking her roughly. Grunts and moans were caught in her throat. Any involuntary moves away from his cock was immediately brought back towards it with a firm pull backwards.

“Don’t run from it.” Jaune felt her greedy walls pull him in, sticking to his length while slicking it further to keep his pace. He watched the girl yell into the pillow while her blue painted nails clawed it. Jaune leaned forward until he was almost laying on Weiss, driving himself deeper into her body.

Weiss was full on panting. Why didn’t they take off all their clothes before beginning this workout!? It wasn’t even supposed to get to this point! The girl felt his weight on her body. His left hand left her hip to work its way up her back, then her neck; all the way to her hair again. Weiss’s heart beated out of her chest.

“I said that pillow wasn’t going to help.” Jaune pull her head up and got a good look at a damp, crimson face that tried to hide running eyeliner and smudge lipstick.

“No! D-don’t look~” She begged, despite his gaze making her body squeez down on him. His gaze remained on her messy exterior before pulling her closer. His tongue dominated her and all Weiss could do is grip the stupid pillow as she kissed him back. All her cries went into his mouth and her back arched deeper for him to dig into the special spot she loved. Jaune’s hips rammed into her ass, grinding into the spot.

“AAAGHN!!!” Right now, Jaune could ask for anything and Weiss would give it to him twice. There wasn’t a coherent thought in her head. Only pure satisfaction that burned quickly like a match. Weiss didn’t even know when, but her body was suddenly receiving another load while her body failed to function properly.

Both of them stalled out, their energy so drained they remained in their position before Jaune’s weight made Weiss’s body fall flat. The boy took in sharp breaths by her ear while Weiss was still wrestling with the pleasure in her head. How the hell did the dunce make sex so good that her brain felt like she fried it during a study session!?

Weiss’s face fell into the pillow as she groaned. “Ungh, you were just supposed to eat me out.”

“Hehe…you made zero arguments giving me head. I wonder why?” He pecked her cheek.

Weiss tried to summon faux outrage but it wasn’t happening at all. She turned her head to look at her boyfriend’s satisfied and loving smile. “You’re cleaning the couch.”

“Okay.”

“And me! We’re taking a nice long bubble bath.”

“Sounds fun.”

“Don’t think about trying anything either!”

“That’s up to you.”

“….” Weiss deflated and sighed in defeat, knowing it was always up to her! Damn him! So eager to give, while she was just as eager to please. “We’ll see what happens.”

#rwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #rwby whiteknight #I just wanted to practice writing oral better and this happened

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It’s interesting to see stories that did meh on here get a niche little circle on Ao3. Or some of them outright doing better.

#razor rambles

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It’s razorblade180.

So far it’s just some of my stories from here onto there, but I added a bit more to Desk Gremilns as well as try to do more editing on generally to catch mistakes

I’m getting an AO3 account soon.

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Lewd headcanon for Sunflywer

I don’t know why but the first thing I thought of was the tension during sparring. Every block and pin just becomes this moment of friction and expression of strength that the other finds down right sensual in a way that fills the air.

Yang feels pretty Nora-adjacent in the sense that she would bring bright, good energy towards whatever she wanted to do with him, but she wouldn’t tug on his arm and be giddy about it. The two of them would be pretty good at matching each other’s energy.

Yang definitely has her calmer moments but I also think Ren would know how to jump to a more assertive attitude and actively display outward confidence at a club scene or playful challenge.

Of any couple they might be the ones that shower the most together. More I think about it they just be yin and yang in perfect balance lol. Someone would see them pull of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon combo on a person and everyone would go “Yeah, makes sense.”

Both of them would enjoy quality time together but Yang also leans more into physical touch so she’s always hugging him somehow or likes it when he drapes himself over her. He finds it cute that she got more into Tai Chi and meditating to spend more time with him. On the flip side, Ren definitely has become a little more chatty and quicker to say something that might lighten the mood.

In terms of sex life, Yang is smitten. She definitely flirted first but it was Ren who took the plunge after months of teasing. Yang quickly learned an assertive Ren is incredibly hot and she might not be as much of a top as she thinks. If anything, their sex is just an extension of their sparring. One tries putting on a brave face and making the other buckle.

It typically ends with fits of laughter and swooning as Ren gains the upper hand and happily expresses just how badly he wants her in the moment. Yang appreciates the passion and his pleasantly surprised to learn he’s more fixated on her stomach and hips rather than her chest. If anything it makes her want to show them off to him more. Meanwhile she might actually be obsessed with that man’s hands for many good and unholy reasons. By the time they’re halfway through their session, Yang finds herself embarrassingly like the girls she playfully mocks for becoming essentially moldable clay and simply taking their lover’s passion.

Aftercare is a given. The two of them never really stopped smiling and laughing through the experience for the most part. All and all, the experience is like a runner’s high.

#rwby #yang xiao long #lie ren #rwby sunflowyr

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Nobody:

Me:Sun feels like the kind of guy to talk you through it.

Friend:…You good?

Me:I have many ideas and zero desire to make a full story for them.

#rwby #sun wokung

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I’m getting an AO3 account soon.

#razor rambles

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I’ve written more smut than I realized.

#razor rambles

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When Weiss and Yang take a bath... do they cool and heat up the water? Doesn't have to be freezing or boiling or anything but you can feel the temperature. Especially if someone like Jaune is bathing with either of them.

I know it is a ridiculous question but still.

I definitely think Yang can self heat the water but Weiss would just be normal. Once upon a time I wrote Jaune inviting Yang over for the soul purpose of cuddling in bed because his apartment heater was broken.

Funny enough, one of the kids I wrote for Weiss and Jaune could definitely blow on the water and chill it if she wanted to.

#rwby #ask me stuff #yang xiao long #weiss schnee

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Hello,

Have you ever thought of combining RWBY characters semblance’s in the bedroom. Like Ruby’s speed and Weiss’s time dilation glyph.

The fastest woman on remnant boosted to speeds that would resemble a bullettrain.

That specific example sounds dangerous lol.

I’ve loosely done this but never really made it a focus. I’ve had Weiss bind people with glyphs and I feel like somewhere on one of my accounts Yang accidentally burned the sheets. Then there’s the obvious one which is Jaune using his aura to ease pain or increase endurance.

Other than that I think most of the time I thought about it was more involuntary. I’ve definitely written Ruby petal bursting accidentally after a climax and to this day I still think that has to be such a pretty and surreal experience for her partner while Ruby is dying of embarrassment.

Also in my draft there may or may not be Sun with his clones with a certain chameleon. I may look it at somewhat often and go “what have I done?”

#rwby #ask me stuff #ruby rose #yang xiao long #sun wukong #weiss schnee

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Speaking Your Mind

Weiss:*reading*

Jaune:*stealing glances*

Weiss:…Something you want to say?

Jaune:Not really. *looks at scroll*

Weiss:Not buying it. What’s on your mind?

Jaune:Nothing worth mentioning. Really.

Weiss:Jaune, you’ve told me many awkward and miscellaneous things before. If you have something on your mind then you should say it. I’m all ears.

Jaune:…

Jaune:I just want to put you on shoulders and devour you like it’s my last meal right now.

Weiss:…… *goes back to reading*

Jaune:This is why sometimes thoughts should remain inside a person’s head.

Weiss:In my defense…

Jaune:…Yeah?

Weiss:I don’t know!? What do you want from me!?

Jaune:I just told you!

Weiss:That’s not- you… I haven’t shaved!

Jaune:You make out with me even when my beard grows in.

Weiss:That is not the same thing!

Jaune:Mmm, I think it is. Soooo

Weiss:…..*closes book* This will not be a common thing.

Jaune:*turns up volume* Tell me that in couple minutes.

Weiss:I…*red* don’t think I’ll be able.

#rwby #weiss schnee #rwby whiteknight #jaune arc #I may write the fun part later

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Yo! I typically don’t talk too much about life ramblings and maybe I’ll delete this later, but I’ve been told it’s good to just air my thoughts to the world sometimes; and I have a platform to do it so why not?

I don’t know if this is a me thing or another check in the box for demi sexuality but man do I find the dating world so needlessly exhausting. Like I’ve always thought this. 💀

I get that “casual dating” is a great way to learn about yourself and gain better experience socially but the idea of introducing yourself to multiple people just to become strangers again in three months is draining and annoying. If I’m dating you, then I can see building a future with you, but apparently that’s weird!? Why!? Maybe I really am a bit of a romantic but I really don’t see the point of talking to someone unless the “nothing” conversations feel like they’re everything. Who doesn’t want to see someone and feel this sense of peace like you didn’t realize you were holding your breath until they showed up?

I’m self aware enough to know I might be a tad starved of positive stimulation so maybe that’s why this is such a big deal for me. All I seek is peace and good communication; like I understand people can be shitty and every has their baggage they bring, but it’s so boggling how hard it is to find honesty for the sake of everyone’s time. My ego is so nonexistent when it comes to rejection it’s not even funny. Nobody likes everybody; why are people so petty when so petty if a person straight up isn’t interested romantically? I’m happy you’ve saved us time! Hell, I need more friends anyways! Just be that if possible and I will happily look for someone else who thinks I’m kissable. 😂

I don’t know if I should call this entire thing a rant or what but yeah. The dating world is a bit annoying. Can’t leave it though because if I know anything about myself it’s that I definitely want a special someone I’d fight the world with.

#life #razor rambles #romance #love #demisexual

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I swear my only advantage in the dating world is that I know how I stun lock people in texts. Babygirl you thought you left me speechless? Nah, I’m just describing my intentions like an Archive fanfic. Your advantage was eye to contact, not the dms.

#life #shitpost #fanfictions #ao3 fanfic #writing #I’m a mess in person. I will panic lol

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Accepting au questions. As well as oc questions about them or asking them. It’s been awhile since I’ve done that.

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Yang:Truth or dare?

Weiss:Truth.

Yang:Let’s say you and Jaune have a week off from work. How often are you two doing the dirty in that week?

Weiss:…Am I counting sessions or rounds?

Blake: *points* You see, that’s why you’re an inspiration. Asking the real question some cowards wouldn’t!

Ilia, in the other room: Blake, stop slandering me!

Ruby:Sessions.

Weiss:……

Yang:You good?

Weiss:I’m counting.

Ruby:Is Jaune okay? You’re making me worried.

Weiss:So are we saying going from bedroom to shower are different sessions?

Yang:What’s the time between the two?

Weiss:…okay so it’s a round.

Blake:Put it like this, any time you have to start with foreplay is a new session.

Weiss:*red*…. At least 21?

Ruby:What!?

Blake:Proud of you.

Ilia:You’re having at least three square meals of fucking per day!?

Weiss:Well now it sounds outrageous!

Yang:I’m sorry but because of Ilia there’s no way I’m not calling it a hight protein diet.

Weiss:Why do I play this game with you?

#rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #ilia amitola #rwby whiteknight

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I was not expecting that spur of the moment whiteknight smut practice to be so popular. That’s wild.

#rwby #rwby whiteknight #razor rambles