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I haven't done comissions for a while and don't have the energy for that, but at best, it's like making balloon animals to kids at a festival. Like ok what kinda colour you want? Yeah no you don't have to pick between the blue and the pink one, I've got this whole row of different colour ballons and you can pick any one you like. You want a long dog or a short dog? Wait, if your favourite animal is a bunny, I can do one too. Yeah it's the same amount of work, I can do that. And they would've been happy with just a blue balloon dog but got a green bunny, when it didn't even occur to them that they could ask for one!

And then the next one is upset that you can't make a truck that actually does truck sounds. And just doesn't grasp that you can't do that. That's not how balloons work.

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If u want to write a story about a character that’s just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who’s gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.

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furry species ranked by how difficult it'd be to take them anywhere

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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pov you are a skittish horse in the wild being offered kindness for the first time by the farmer's eccentric child who has full confidence that you can be the one to win the big race and save the farm

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Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Johnny slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Johnny what’s wrong.

“Well,” replies Johnny, “you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?”

“Yes,” replies Jeff with a laugh.

“Well,” says Johnny, straightening up, “I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.”

“That’s great!” says Jeff, “When are you going out?”

“I went to meet her this evening,” continues Johnny, “but I was worried I’d get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my p-nis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn’t show.”

“Sensible” says Jeff.

“So I get to her door,” says Johnny, “and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw.”

“And what happened then?”

(Johnny slumps back over the bar again.)

“I kicked her in the face.”

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just curious as they're always things i've never questioned just doing but people in my life are often surprised that i don't mind doing them alone

🔁 pls reblog for sample size

#i'm comfortable doing all of these alone

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"no spam liking" stfu that's how i know my mutuals are alive smh

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wholesome interactions i saw in the metro :’(

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My dad was dealing with some mixed feelings so I told him "In therapy when something is too complicated to do a simple 'pro and contra list' we sometimes do an excercise where you imagine all these mixed feelings around a table in some kind of conference, letting each tell their bit and you leading the debate."

and my dad didn't really respond and just stared ahead so I kept preparing lunch. Until a few minutes later when he suddenly piped up: "I am having a bad time at the conference"

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Muistakaahan varoa heikkoa jäätä! Beware of thin ice, everyone!

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🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨

Ah, thank you so much kind anon! I have been listening these five songs especially recently:

First song:

Second song:

Third song:

Fourth song:

Fifth song:

#ask games #my first anon #!!!!!

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I turned my childhood trauma into a keychain... 🐻🧊 (Etsy)

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the kiss of life (1967) but its ... spies