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https://twitter.com/sappholives83/status/1741034608706334858
Jesus fucking Christ.
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Oh surely it can’t be that bad..
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Oh.
They were kept in cages…given surgeries they never needed…then disposed of like trash. But hey so long as more people can get boners and feel ‘affirmed’ it must be worth it huh? The demand is rising after all.
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realifezompire · 2 days
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Squalo: Due to foreseen circumstances, we have a new informant.
Xanxus: If they can't withstand a bullet to the gut, then they're useless.
Levu: Exactly.
Squalo: Anyways here's—
Izaya Orihara: The best information broker in the world!
Squalo: Oh God.
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realifezompire · 2 days
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"Average person lights themselves on fire 7 times a year" factoid actually just a statistical error. Average person lights themselves on fire 0 times per year. Donquixote "Corazon" Rosinante, who lights himself on fire 10,000 times a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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realifezompire · 3 days
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"I could make that"
"But you didnt"
Yeah, you're right. I didn't. Which is why it's worth millions. Because some girl from West Virginia didn't make it. If I did that, no one would think it's noteworthy. If I did that, it'd be worthless. Do you see the problem we have with splatters on a page being treated like godly works of art?
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realifezompire · 3 days
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“Lilith and Eve” by Yuri Klapouh
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realifezompire · 4 days
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#me
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realifezompire · 4 days
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Very Silly Concept: a show called "Accessibility Nightmares" but it's structured exactly like Kitchen Nightmares. An accessibility specialist goes to different establishments and helps them make their businesses more accessible.
The accessibility specialist asks why the door at the top of the small set of stairs has a wheelchair symbol on it. The owner replies that's the accessible bathroom. The camera zooms in on the specialist as they process this information.
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A customer with a service dog comes in to a restaurant. The hostess tells them they don't allow dogs. The accessibly specialist looks over at the hostess like
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And there are web accessibility episodes too. The accessibility specialist stares at the white text on the light pink background of the home page like
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The specialist asks why not a single product picture has alt text, and the business owner says "Well I mean, it's makeup, why would a blind person be shopping for makeup?" The specialist just
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The specialist asks the web designer how a screen reader user is supposed to complete the captcha portion of the password reset process when there is no audio alternative. The designer admits they don't know.
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realifezompire · 5 days
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The brother's perspective. 🔥🎩👒
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ACE ❤️‍🔥✨¡¡
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some dofuwani shitpost
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realifezompire · 6 days
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Fyodor Dostoyevsky // Alanis Morissette
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Batfam + textposts
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realifezompire · 7 days
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The Australian state of Tasmania is being held hostage and terrorized by a single elephant seal and this has been going on for more than a month now.
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realifezompire · 7 days
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sorry man its nothing personal but if i dont kill you my cursed sword will call me a pussy
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realifezompire · 8 days
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I need Hancock to join Cross Guild so bad
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realifezompire · 8 days
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Society lost something important the day afobe flash was shut down.
Mainly dress up games
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