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if this gets 1000 notes I'll do a face reveal even tho y'all are gonna probably be disappointed 😙

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cym as stupid things you've said or done

Im gonna give you many because I have no friends.

1. You as "Madagascar isn't a real place it's only in the movie, stupid"

2. You as "Oceania is just the kingdom of merlin in mermaid tails, its not a real place dummy."

3. You as (fyi you were actually in this story) You telling mom I was on the top bunk rocking back and forth on a wobbly chair. You were so boring.

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give me cym as blank. although I only have 1 cym

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I LOVE THIS WHO EVER ASKED FOR THIS IS THE BEST. 😉 I LOVE THISSSS

hello! I love your writing, can I get a sancqt milo blurb of him and y/n going on a date... (y/n is a goat) (the dialogue can be written in “mehhhss” and jesper can be in it. Thank you 😊

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This is a joke so please don't come at me.

Milo x gender!neutral reader

There he was, in all his glory, Milo.

He was perfect, his beautiful white fur with black spots made him look amazing under the shining sun. “mehhh” he said lovingly as he spotted you in the crowd. You felt a blush peak through your fur, “meeehhhhhhhh” you responded and both of you took off.

It was the perfect date, he took you to eat some really fancy hay at a place he found recently. When you guys were making your way back to your barn you saw Milo’s human, Jesper.

“Milo! You’re back! I was scared, I couldn’t find you.” Jesper said as he picked Milo up. Jesper must not have seen you because he took Milo away and you were left all alone. “MEHHHHH” shouted Milo in hopes of getting back to you but you were too far away now. It was over. You guys were over.

So you made your way back to your barn and cried your way to sleep. “Mehh”

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I LOVE THIS

Hello, I love your writing and I wanted to ask for a sirius as a dad head cannons please! I love sirius :)

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Thank you and here it is :)

Warnings: Bad body image caused by pregnancy (please let me know if there are more)

Also I did not proof read

He would want to have a daughter.

“If they are a girl I can spoil her.” “Sirius, I don’t want our child to be spoiled”

He doesn’t let you do anything during the end of the pregnancy and insists that you should rest.

Offers to do everything for you.

Buys you cute maternity clothes.

“But Sirius, I don’t need that many dresses” you said but he ignored you and kept picking out dresses for you to try on. “Sirius, that’s too many” you said after he handed you a pile of dresses, “My princess deserves an abundant amount of dresses”

Never fails to say you look as beautiful as ever.

Whenever you feel insecure about your body he hugs, kisses you, and assures you that you’re beautiful until you feel better

When your water breaks he freaks out but doesn’t act like it

Remus and James helped him prepare a bag a few weeks before your water broke so he’s a little prepared

When you guys get to the hospital he is really protective and worried

Whenever the healers tell him he can’t stay with you while they prep you he goes mad

He starts arguing with all the nurses until they let him through

When they finally let him through he’s apologizing because he couldn’t be there, then he’s freaking out asking him if you’re ok

“I’m obviously not ok, i have to push a human being out of my body”

“oh yeah, right”

When the baby comes and he finds out that it’s a girl he cries

He says that you have never looked more beautiful and to look at how beautiful she is

He is obsessed at how tiny your daughter’s hand is compared to his

You think she looks so much like him but he insists that she is a copy of you

“Look at how beautiful she is, that’s all you”

He is an amazing dad

You having to reassure him that he’s doing great because his father was horrible when he was growing up so he doesn't want to be like him

Him always braiding your daughter's hair

You guys always playing games like hide and seek together

Your daughter always has the best birthday parties

Him always carrying your daughter on his shoulders

Him crying when she goes away to hogwarts for the first time

"Sirius she is going to be fine" you said wiping the tears off of his face. "I know she is but what about me?!"

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can you write an angsty james blurb? thanks bb, you're amazing btw <3

I’m sorry if it’s not that long but this is what I wrote...

TW: suicidal note, mentions of abuse, fighting, cheating, and screaming, and crying.

            “The One Where They Don’t End Up Together”

All My friends left me, my boyfriend cheated on me, and I have bruises all over my body.

It hurts to have to say goodbye or let go of the world that gave me so much pain and a short time of happiness. “It’s over” I screamed at the black-haired boy, he says “I’m sorry”, I  tried to block the sound out, I’ve done it all before, I knew this story far too well, parents screaming and fighting; a hurtful household, a hurtful world. I muffled him out, holding tears back from breaking in front of him; having to be strong every day of my life to not break in front of others. “James I can’t forgive you!” I tell him once more, he says “I’m sorry” over and over, an endless loop. “No, I’m sorry James, for actually believing you for a second, for thinking you would never. I feel regret for believing in you.” “I'm sorry, I didn’t want to hurt you, I would never do that again, please trust me” he says practically begging “I know you wouldn’t do that again to me, because you won’t have the chance”  I stated in a way that gave him a faint expression, watery eyes, and a pale face. “Just go back with lily” I scoffed, “Fine maybe I will he said trying to restrain his voice from breaking. I knew the Hogwarts year was about to end, I would have to go back to my horrid family. Every year I come back with more bruises than the last. I can’t go back, I won’t. I had thought that James was my true north, but no, he’s just a lying cheater. he and lily deserve each other. “I hope your happy”, “what? he replied, “I hope you're happy with lily.” I said as I felt a tear roll down my face. 

𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣’𝙩 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙄 𝙜𝙤𝙩, 𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙗𝙧𝙪𝙞𝙨𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙮 𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮, 𝙄 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙮 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨. 𝙄’𝙫𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙞𝙨 𝙘𝙧𝙪𝙚𝙡, 𝙖𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙮 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮, 𝙙𝙤𝙣’𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙞𝙩 𝙢𝙮 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚. 𝙄 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙, 𝙢𝙖𝙮𝙗𝙚 𝙄’𝙡𝙡 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙖 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮 𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙭𝙩, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙤𝙣𝙚, 𝙬𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙣’𝙩 𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙪𝙥 𝙩𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙣’𝙩 𝙨𝙖𝙮 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙗𝙮𝙚 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙙…  

~ 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙩, 𝙔/𝙣

#harry potter #marauders #the marauders #james potter #james/lily #sadgirl #angst fanfic #harry potter fic #fan fics

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BESTIE AFTER 3 HOUR OF WORK I FIGURED IT OUT!!!! time of death is at 4:46 P.M.

Equation= time of death is about 4:46 P.M. as a normal body temperature is 98.6 F you subtract 1.5 an hour and count how many hours it took to get to the recorded temperature and then to count back from the time the recorded temperature was taken (7:00 pm) - the 3 hours it took for the body temperature to reach 93.2 F and that equals to 4:00 PM + add the estimated time of 46 minute's because of the time it took to record the tempeture of the body before it was tested. Thanks Love

BESTIE HELP ME WITH MY HOMEWORK!!!

i need to solve a crime for my medical detectives unit and it’s so hardddd. (THATS WHAT SHE SAID) but like i’m like 3 assignments behind on that class and It’s all due today, I have a 104% on that class. but this is a whole Unit grade so If I get it wrong I get an F...

ALSO MY TEACHER SAID THAT THE PERSON WHO COMITTED THE CRIME GETS DEATH PENALTY SO IF I GET THE WRONG PERSON THEY DIE AND ITS MY FAULT SO IT EQUALS AND F! i’m having a mental breakdown... 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

AHH IM REALLY DUMB BUT I CAN TRY

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE BE MY FRIEND IM LONLEY, GIVE ME LOVE.

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HEY BB, WHAT YOU DOIN?

IM JUST CAUSALLY FAILING TECHNOLOGY CLASS. SIKE! I HAVE 104% BUT IM GONNA FAIL IF I DONT GET OFF OF TUMBLR

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"𝒜 𝒞𝑜𝓇𝓇𝑒𝒸𝓉 𝒫𝓇𝑒𝒹𝒾𝒸𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃"

One of 𝔐𝔯𝔰. 𝔗𝔯𝔢𝔩𝔞𝔴𝔫𝔢𝔶'𝔰 correct predictions...

Mrs. Trelawney predicted this on Harry's first year at Hogwarts, everyone had forgotten about it and on May 2nd, 1998, it was the end of the first ''perfect'' Hogwarts until it was later rebuilt but it was never the same...

(Please reblog)(Do not repost please)

(Yes this is an amature drawing but I'm PROUD OF IT MAN!)

#harry potter #marauders #hogwarts #professor trelawney #golden trio era rp #art #drawing #prediction #digital art #@imsiriuslyval @jamespotterswifey

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• 𝒩𝒶𝓋𝒾𝑔𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 •

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(ɴᴏᴛᴇs: I don’t write smut (I go as far as writing Make out scenes) Please understand I don’t write normal scenario's mine are a bit different from others)(I’m bad at doing other characters, if you request another character and I have an idea for it I will write it, if I don’t respond I’m sorry I can’t do it, most likely I will later on.) (I also can’t write, that defeats the whole purpose of this page, I get it but ignore it.)

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By the way: I draw... You may be wondering how good am I at drawing? Answer: I can’t draw but I try, do I try hard? Yes Do I try hard enough? Does it work? No.

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𝒟𝓇𝒶𝓌𝒾𝓃𝑔 ℒ𝒾𝓈𝓉...

(ᴡɪʟʟ ᴍᴏsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇʟʏ ʙᴇ ᴇᴍᴘᴛʏ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ)

-  ”𝒜 𝒞𝑜𝓇𝓇𝑒𝒸𝓉 𝒫𝓇𝑒𝒹𝒾𝒸𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃”

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ғʟᴜғғ-☁  ᴀɴɢsᴛ-☂

                                 ... ℳ𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉

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𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯:

 • “The One Where They Don’t End Up Together” - ☂

 ℜ𝔢𝔪𝔲𝔰 𝔏𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔫:

 𝔖𝔦𝔯𝔦𝔲𝔰 𝔅𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔨:

ᴇxᴛʀᴀ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ɪF ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴅᴏɴᴇ:

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                             𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍

✽ - ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴄᴀɴɴᴏɴs (ᴡʜᴏ? ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ? ᴀɴʏ sᴜɢɢᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs?)

☘ - ᴀᴇsᴛʜᴇᴛɪᴄ ᴘɪᴄᴛᴜʀᴇs ʙᴀsᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ғᴀᴄᴛs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ (List 3 facts, Hogwarts House, and character you want an aesthetic with)

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#marauders #masterlist #art #writing #harry potter #request

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to good sexy 

Stargazing II Sirius Black

This is my first time posting something I wrote on tumblr, yes it's kinda cheesy but so what? It's kinda short too so :/

Warnings: kinda angsty, mentions of abuse, mentions of running away from home, and i think that's it. (please let me know if there is something i missed)

Pairings: Sirius Black x fem!reader

The bewitching night sky sat above them, magnificent as ever. The stars were twinkling so brightly. The nights they spent together at the astronomy tower were always their favorite. They were always the loud, always joking pair. On these nights, they didn’t have to be. On these nights, they didn’t have to pretend. On these nights, they could be themselves.

Her head was leaning on his shoulder like it always did. His eyes were peering at her face, he loved seeing her lovely smile in the moonlight. It reminded him that there was hope, that if she could do it, so could he. She had managed to escape her pureblood supremacist household, just that summer. After so many dreadful years of living with a mother who hated her and a father who mutilated her, she was free. Free from all the pain, free from all the torture, free from their hurtful ideas.

He was oh so happy for her, but he couldn’t help but feel a tiny bit of jealousy bubbling up inside of him. Because oh how he wanted that. He wanted to be able to look at his mother and father’s face and say ‘You don’t own me, and I am no longer going to be a part of this. I’m going to fight.’

That wasn’t gonna be so easy. He had his brother. He couldn’t leave his brother behind with those terrible people. He already had an escape plan. He thought it up with the help of his friends, his friends that had been more like family to him than his own family. He was supposed to pack all his things up without alerting anyone, then whenever he was ready he would leave his old life forever and stay with the Potter’s. Like y/n did, the McKinnons took her in the night she ran away and she has never looked back.

The problem with the so well-thought-out plan was simple. Sirius was scared. Scared to leave, scared that his brother will want to stay, scared that he would never go back, scared of what they would do to him if they caught him.

Sensing his breath quickening and his body tensing she took his hands into hers. His body relaxed a bit and he matched her gaze once more, offering a small smile. She returned it, satisfied with his response. She turned back to the stars, but his gaze didn’t leave her once.

He wanted to assure her that he was fine. He wasn’t though. He was angry, angry at himself. Angry because he hated that he was scared when she hadn’t been. If he was so scared to do this, then where did that put him? He always believed he was a Gryffindor but Gryffindors were supposed to be brave, he wasn’t, and he hated that.

“What if” he took a deep breath and continued, “What if I’m not brave enough to do this? What if I can’t be as strong as you?” his voice shaky.

She looked up at him and took his face in her hands. “You are though, You are. You, Sirius Black, are the strongest, bravest person I have ever met. I know you can do this.” She said offering him a reassuring smile.

“Besides, I’m gonna be with you through all of it.” she said, shrugging.

“Together?”

“Together.”

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SAIKT FREAKING MILO

Sankt Milo

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hey bestieee

hey ugly

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i never talk about these things but i can’t remain silent.

i know tumblr doesn’t give a SHIT when things happen in countries outside the “most popular ones” (such as the usa & england). it’s true, don’t lie to me. y’all don’t give A FUCK. not every issue and problem in said countries gets the appropriate exposure but in general shit shows up on the news WORLD FREAKING  WIDE. you set up donations, you help out, your spread the word, you say “pray for x”……

southern europe is burning. 

my country is burning.

people are dying - at home, on the road, trying to run away, in their cars.

yesterday my country had 300 active fires.

people are losing EVERYTHING they own.

i have a friend that is on a train right now passing through places that have been burnt to the ground and she says the smoke is so intense it’s getting inside the train and she can barely breathe.

and yet, even though several people (myself included) have been trying to bring awareness to what has been happening in southern europe… what we get from most of you, those not part of the countries suffering, is silence. we don’t ask for money, we don’t ask for shit other than a reblog to spread awareness… something you can delete in 24/48hrs if you wish. 

i don’t know what to tell you. i’m angry. i’m frustrated. i’m disappointed. i feel like i’m screaming into the void. “a reblog does nothing” - you know that’s a damn lie, you know exposure always helps, you know people start paying attention when posts on social media become popular. my country in particular is a small one, we get ZERO exposure. y’all are only starting to figure out we even fucking exist bc of the shit we’ve been winning lately. 

but hell, if the EU doesn’t give a shit, why should some user on tumblr dot com?

again, i don’t know what to tell you so i’ll let the images speak for themselves: 

An image captured by a Nasa satellite shows a thick plume of smoke blowing southward from the Greek island of Chios over the island of Crete

Torneros de Jamuz, Spain

Duca, Croatia

A helicopter from Italy’s civil protection service drops water on a fire near the railway between Venice and Trieste

Residents take refuge on the beach as a wildfire burns on the mountain next to the village of Lithi, on the Greek island of Chios

Men gather cattle during a forest fire in Vieira de Leiria, Marinha Grande, Portugal.

Charred trees are seen on the hills above the Cloister of Thivaidas on Mount Athos, a World Heritage Site in Greece

Portugal

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I swear that in my DR sirius and I are setting up a bike shop and an avocado shop right next to eachother and it’s going to be happy and nobody dies and you can’t stop me!

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I swear that in my DR sirius and I are setting up a bike shop and an avocado shop right next to eachother and it’s going to be happy and nobody dies and you can’t stop me!