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"Well, I will yell you, there is a great, great sadness within IKEA. And that sadness is called... particle board. Particle board is a man-made material which is made from many, many tiny pieces of wood. And, almost as if you're putting them in a meat grinder, you press them all together into a sort of wood homunculus. It's fascinating, and it's very strong material, but I also had a dream once... in which someone had divided me into pieces and put me in a humongous machine and made me into particle board. And since then, I keep away from the stuff."

-David Lynch

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"Oh yeah, the streets of Chicago are crazy, are you kidding? They're insane! I remember one time, I was walking down 23rd near Melrose, and this guy came up to me dressed in a full robe. I'm used to people approaching me, of course, I love it! But this guy was interesting, because the countenance of his face was kind of hidden, you know, like shadowed behind a hood, and he pointed at me. And I - I don't know why I did this - I decided to do a little spin move, and do the little hair jiggle; kind of like a 'yeah, it's me'. But, I started to think maybe he actually didn't recognize me, because he just kept pointing. And then I started hearing this voice in my head (and of course, I knew it was his). It said, uh, 'The furthest depths of hell await your soul. The time is nearly upon you.' So yeah, I just kept walking. I dunno! I dunno. Yeah, that was about 4 months ago. Ever since then, I've been really feeling like I wanna drink and drive. Been really thinking about it."

-Conan O'Brien

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"Actually, I had a weird feeling recently. There was this day when I was walking by the golden gate bridge. I'm a tortured artist who thinks a lot, so sometimes I have to take in the golden gate bridge to just put it all in perspective. But it turned out, there was a guy who selected that day to jump off, and he looked me directly in the eyes as he jumped. I thought that was a bit rude to do, but maybe he was going through stuff and didn't think about it. But I felt something that day, and I couldn't place it. So, I decided to hire another guy who looked kind of like the first guy to go jump off the bridge from the same place. And I had to teach hin the exact look, to make sure he could do it right the first time. But then, when he did it, I didn't feel anything that time. So now I feel bad"

-Nathan Fielder

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"Well, there is something quite unsual about Snoopy. Something macabre. Outside, the beast appears no more special than an ordinary dog; running about, flopping his ears. But inside lies a whole world unbeknownst to his human compatriots. A painful world of thoughts unshared. What happens to Snoopy in his eternal solitude? Does he become insane? Does it drive Snoopy mad to be a prisoner within the walls of his own mind?"

-Werner Herzog